Hey BI, me and my friends are forced to hang out with this total fag because even though we constantly belittle and insult him to his face, he doesn't seem to get the idea we reeeeeally don't want him to hang around with us. I mean say we're just going to the cinema or whatever, he will call everyone of us asking to come and complain when we don't allow him to, then he comes anyway.

Anyways, the point of my post is to ask what we could really do to piss him off / humiliate him so much that he'll finally fuck off and leave us alone. Thanks.

Punch him in the throat?

shove a broom up his ass.

Me and my friends had this problem last year. Finally someone went up the the kid and said "umm evan why the fuck are you here? NO ONE FUCKING LIKES YOU. Fuck off!. If anyone here likes evan raise your hand" *no hands raised* "See, fuck off".

Or something to that degree. Try that. It worked for us, he cried and ran away.

^ pretty messed up. Seriously though, don't do that.

If he was a real dickhead and was annoying, you told him to stop and he wouldn't, then that's another story.

Just dont tell him about the shit you do, or be more mean to him. If he's really annoying than you really have to talk with him, especially make the whole group talk with him and show that he's not welcome. But thing is, you had to do something that made him stick to you.

first off, cant you just not tell him where you and your friends go?

anyways, me and my buddies had the same problem with this one kid too. at first we liked him, he was cool, then for some reason he thought he was being really popular, he started to get cocky and act like an ass, and also freeloaded like no other. me and my friends just stopped calling him and started to ignore him, and whenever he'd ask to hang out i'd say i had no time, and then pretty much one day his calls and IMs just seemed to stop.

so ignore him, eventually he will get it.

^ One of our friends actually likes him, so she generally tells him whats crackin

And thanks for the ideas everyone, but I really want a big thing to throw him over the edge. Plus, it would provide much more lulz

Get a female friend to use her feminine wiles to lure him into some sort of ridiculously embarrassing situation/prank/metaphorical or literal de-pantsing; one that is either public or can be publicized easily (post pics!). Dumbfuck tag-a-long kids are even more likely to be manipulated by a big butt n a smile. B

okay, heres a easy idea. Get him piss drunk and because he is such a loser, he should listen to you, invite girls, play spin the bottle and shit, make him feel like hes soooo awesome and cool. then, when he is barfing and piss drunk, throw him on the porch of his own home, leave a note near him, that he wont barf on, on the note write "your son is uncontrollable, he wont stop drinking. He seems really depressed and threatened to hurt or even kill himself when we would not let him drink more alcohol. Please seek help for you son."

now his parents will be pissed off and worried about him, so he might be grounded and seek counciling . double ownage, not too humiliating but its funny for you guys.