It's 3am,raining, and I'm horny.
It's not really something I find that can be fulfilled by watching some crap pron and fapping.
It's more like a frustrated horny boredom which renders me incapbable of sleep.

There's a big park and a playground literally next door to my appartment building. I'm considering going for a run, perhaps playing on the swings for a bit, getting utterly cold and wet to the point of distraction and then come home to the bag of frozen donuts I've been saving for just such a situation.


I'm not sure if Donuts are quite as good as proper sexing, or if they're ten times better. It varies from time to time and depends alot on the flavour.

I'd become celibate if I had an infinate source of toffee filled donuts. I love to lick out the goo and leave the worthless shell.

Luckily, I'm not particularly close to a toffee filled donut store so for now I'm saved from obeisity and instead plan to abuse hot sweet coffee and an inferior custard donut.


Totse, that frustrated horny feeling. How do you get rid of it?
Say 'sex' and I might just go psychotic.

I lolled at this whole thing

Actually I fap to porn in that situation.:D I always feel all...Dirty afterwards, though, because I can't shake the feeling that fapping to porn is somehow WRONG!:P

I wanted to have sex today, but my husband has been working the night shift (7PM-7AM) so he's been very tired and I didn't want to wake him up.:( Then I felt sad because I ate 3 pieces of bread with peanut butter and pear butter and I know I shouldn't do that if I ever want to get skinny.

I feel your pain.

I'm sure the food you eat when horny doesent really count.Probably it gets burned up right away. Probably I could eat a few more donuts if I needed to, but I've got restraint.



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I think I might go to the park now and perhaps ditch the donuts in the lap of some unconcious bum or something.

Or perhaps I'll eat them.


Shit! I dont know!

Eat them...EAT THEM!!

Hehe..

I'd share em with you if I could, btw. Please dont think I'm being selfish!


*sends xiao a E-donut*

I just fap and get it over with. Thats what I do, it works.

Plz share doughnuts too!? :)

The only thing that will work is either time (but if you concentrate on waiting it out, you will only draw more attention to it, thus making time go by even slower), or you need to distract yourself by doing something that REALLY gets your mind off of it. Just think of a pass-time you have that when you're doing it, you never even think about sex.

Will an E-doughnut make me fat?

Just think of a pass-time you have that when you're doing it, you never even think about sex.

What if your pass time is writing erotica? :(

I usually touch rabbitweeds penis, I suggest you do the same.

What if your pass time is writing erotica? :(

That's why you have to pick a pass-time that doesn't inspire sexual thoughts...

Although if you're horny enough, it could be the least sexual thing and still brew up sexual thoughts.

Like when you're watching children's cartoons on family channel, or even a disney movie, and every other scene just happens to be chock full of sexual euphemisms you for some reason never noticed before...

http://tinyurl.com/38bfmv

This is what happenes when horniness goes unchecked!

dunno some nights i wake up fapping and im like wtf im too tired but i gota finish up anyway i think my dick controls me sometimes!!??!?!?!

Masturbate, or call up a booty call.

Seriously, if I'm awake at 3am, my biggest issue is going to be, sex can wait.

Usually I'm really piss drunk at 3am, so I can't masturbate, since it would take me 2 hours to feel anything, and I'd end up passing out before I even got close to cumming.

That's why you have to pick a pass-time that doesn't inspire sexual thoughts...

Although if you're horny enough, it could be the least sexual thing and still brew up sexual thoughts.

Like when you're watching children's cartoons on family channel, or even a disney movie, and every other scene just happens to be chock full of sexual euphemisms you for some reason never noticed before...

This is sadly VERY true. =(

Distract myself until I get so tired I can just collapse into my bed. Usually this takes a few hours, so find a project!

That's why you have to pick a pass-time that doesn't inspire sexual thoughts...

Although if you're horny enough, it could be the least sexual thing and still brew up sexual thoughts.

Like when you're watching children's cartoons on family channel, or even a disney movie, and every other scene just happens to be chock full of sexual euphemisms you for some reason never noticed before...

On more than one occasion, that very thing has led me to a short internet search and the eventual discovery that Rule 34 is indeed true.

-NS

Masturbate in the park. That would cure my horniness.

lol had someone masterbate me in the park at 2am but never gone solo .
she was sitting on the swing and i was standing "man i got her wasted that night"

If you fap pics of gtfo.

You should put your peen into a warm apple pie.

Maybe that will fix you

Seeing as she's female that would indeed be worth posting a pic of....

That's the spirit!

Yoyo: pictures of you smashing your pie into a pie!

Or maybe she could get one of those little pocket pies sex it up...

I just fap till I fall asleep. Serious.

THIS; http://odeo.com/audio/3611453/view

-B.

How do you deal with 3am horniness?

It's not that complicated...

Wake up the girlfriend...

Have sex...

Go back to sleep.


Sometimes it's the other way around and she wakes me up. =)

Use your guinea pigs to eat your muff.

Uh, I don't know about your husband specifically, but I sure as hell wouldn't mind waking up at 3am for sex, regardless of how tired I am.

Hell, the chemicals release into the brain during/after sex cause drowsiness in males so he'd just end up sleeping better anyways.

Goddamn. Girls need to realize that guys LOVE sex... fuck. I hate it when my girl doesn't want to let me know when she's horny. Fuck. I love knowing that. Why are you girls so shy about your sexual urges?

Even if he wants to wake up for it...He needs to sleep more.

No, he has to put up with it. But he is allowed to say 'okay, but you go on top and do all the work'

Goddamn. Girls need to realize that guys LOVE sex... fuck. I hate it when my girl doesn't want to let me know when she's horny. Fuck. I love knowing that. Why are you girls so shy about your sexual urges?

That's a total generalization. I, for one, would not want to be with a girl who always wanted to fuck. And I especially would not want to be woken up in the middle of the night to have sex.

But maybe I'm just weird...

I play the playstation for a lil bit it takes you out of the real world for a while, just don't play one of those games you can have sex in.

LOL!

That was some funny shit yoyo. Why would you go on a run and then eat donuts? Donuts are trashy food, and horrible to rev you up for sex.

Get something natural, like some fruit. Strawberries and bananas with some whip creme. Go take a bath after you run, make it hot. Put on some music and don't be afraid to touch yourself!

Lol, damn this shit is funny. Need me to come cure your aches and pains yoyo? I will only charge you airfare.

Whenever I make myself a sandwich as a midnight snack, I like to just stick my pen0r in it.

I never go to bed hungry or horny.

just jerk off damnit

my body seems to time things perfectly, in the respect that i seem to only ever want sex when i'm with my boyfriend or seeing him that day.
3am? i'd probably just wake him up in a "oh i'm not waking you up, you woke up by yourself! but now that you're up..." kind of way.

Sometimes when I sleep with my girlfriend we wake up having sex or I have sex while still dreaming. Just pound the shit out of her then pass out. Try just starting to masturbate before you even think about it and just act on the horny impulse. Often you will think, fuck im too tired and drop again. Maybe that's just guys though

take a warm shower and masturbate while you are taking it.