Long story short, I have a date with a very, very hot girl that only became interested in me when she found out that my family has money. While I'm living rather comfortably for a student, it's from working. My family gives me nothing (I'm featured rather prominently in the will though, so that's ok).

This girl would be cool, if she wasn't rather stuck up and rude. I thought about it for a while and decided that if she can be taken down a peg or six, then she might turn out ok.

When I asked her what she wanted to do she answered "Take me somewhere I've never been before." I figure this is my chance to find out if she has a sense of humour, or failing that, have some fun :D

So totse, where can I take this girl for maximum lolz.

She's never been in your bed before.

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only became interested in me when she found out that my family has money.


Mmm, perfect dating material there.

Mmm, perfect dating material there.

I know, but she'll find out that I don't have any of that money in pretty short order. I figure if she hangs around post that revelation and I can shock some manners into her, then she might turn out ok. Failing that, think of the fun I could have taking her to a strip club or pro wrestling match or something (or my bed).

Failing that, think of the fun I could have taking her to a strip club or pro wrestling match or something (or my bed).

By the way everything sounds, that will never happen.

Oh yeah

She's never been in your bed before.

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Take her to the museum.

my family has money.

*blows Kyoki a kiss* ;)

Go and donate blood.

take dat bitch to walmart.

Locate the nearest dirt race track, and figure out which night they run races. Get a cooler with some beer, and borrow a friend's ratty old pickup truck. Pick her up, mentioning that whatever you were driving before wasn't actually your car, and take her to the races for an evening. Park next to the other tailgating rednecks and sit in the back of the truck. See how she likes that.

:D

So totse, where can I take this girl for maximum lolz.

in t3h ASSH01e LOLOLOLOL!!!?!ONE!!!

but in seriousness just take her to to some field rave or crazy party and see if hanging around with her in a different environment is actually fun.

Is she in any remote way overweight? Because if you wanted to be cruel you could take her to a gym.

Take her to a fucking booking store. From what you've explained I wouldn't bother with her.

Yes! This is a good idea. LOL.

I was gunna say the library.

Hell, you could take her to GoodWill/a Thrift Store.

Hell, you could take her to GoodWill/a Thrift Store.Yes!

Take her to the back and look through the old albums. Pick out something nice and romantic (but being Goodwill and all, you'll have to settle for something like Allan Sherman's "Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh", or the complete discography of Robert Goulet. I recommend the former). Sit her down on one of the dingy sofas and let the music carry you two away...

Hey be like 50 cent take her to the candy shop

Yes!

Take her to the back and look through the old albums. Pick out something nice and romantic (but being Goodwill and all, you'll have to settle for something like Allan Sherman's "Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh", or the complete discography of Robert Goulet. I recommend the former). Sit her down on one of the dingy sofas and let the music carry you two away...

Here I am at camp Granada
camp life here is entertaining
take the bitch to the strip club
and keep it raining.

Find a cave. and put a mattress in it, and blankets and things. then when she gets in start to laugh.

bring her to totse.

take a life insurance policy out on here
go somewhere really illegal, like a military base, claim the place if your land. help her over the fence. when she gets over leave.
she gets shot up by the cia
???
PROFIT!!! from her death in the form of life insurance

give me a couple thousand for giving you the idea

take her out to eat somewhere with good food/good atmosphere for dinner. then take her somewhere outside that's real peaceful n bring along some type of food in a cooler (like if you ask her what her fav fruit is or somethin n get some whip cream along with it). the ladies love it bro. never fails with me

Slaughter house

strip club

that was my first reaction... but if its about lulz.... thats a different story.

blind fold her.... take her miles into the wilderness and then run away.



for those of you with morals, look me in the eye and TELL ME that is not pure lulz.

Donkey show!

hahaha that'd be pretty fuckin funny, and very romantic.

I'd go with the thrift store to listen to records and sit on an old couch.

You should be really mean. :) Find some trait you don't like about her, such as the overweight = gym one.

shoot her in the head

with a gun

drive around pretty neighborhoods or a nice area of woods or something you dumb fuck.

I would take that as such a challenge.

what else could you shoot someone with????? Obviously gun is implied by the term "shoot" her....lolz...just messin with ya:D

.....why not try a lesbian bar? She probably hasn't been there before, but if she has, pray she's bi so you can get a threesome with her and her girlfriend........then dump her for her girlfriend (only if she's nicer or hotter). Just a random thought:D

Whatever happens......good luck to you!

take her paintballing. (the fun part)

if you have to borrow a bit of money (and can), do so.

tell her what you the money you used was borrowed, and it's the most you've gotten and will get in ages.

see what she does.

take her to dive bar where they still smoke inside and order her well drinks....

Go and donate blood.

Then knock that bitch out while she's still woozy (remember that you have more blood volume as a male) and fuck the shit out of her!!

Or take her to someplace really atypical like....paintballing!

Then knock that bitch out while she's still woozy (remember that you have more blood volume as a male) and fuck the shit out of her!!

Or take her to someplace really atypical like....paintballing!

nothing like bruising a golddigger who's attatched to you, eh?

I hate picky bastards. Just for that. Shoot her in the head. With your semen.

Hrmm i think Im gonna take my girl to a forest preserve somewhere.

Take her to a really, really, really upmarket high class resturant.
Don't go in, just go around the back and start rifling through the bins and eating the dodgy looking items of food you placed there beforehand. (Wrapped in glad wrap thoroughly).

what else could you shoot someone with????? Obviously gun is implied by the term "shoot" her....lolz...just messin with ya:D

.....why not try a lesbian bar? She probably hasn't been there before, but if she has, pray she's bi so you can get a threesome with her and her girlfriend........then dump her for her girlfriend (only if she's nicer or hotter). Just a random thought:D

Whatever happens......good luck to you!

well... it wouldve been funny if he said shoot her in the head with a turnip.

(or waterpistol/whatever)

Take her someplace you kick back at, pub , smoke up with her, pizza shop, or something fancy and then fuck her and leave her.

how does that relate to ANYTHING in this topic

Chucky cheese.

Chucky cheese.

Heh....I lawled....good one!

Totse, I hope you're proud of me.

I picked her up and took her first to a friend's house party. I was obliged to go and it seemed like a good start since this friend is 100% pure bogan (redneck) and most of his friends are too. We got there and there's a guy in an old valiant doing donuts in his yard (big block of land, small house). There were bogans everywhere, literally howling at the moon and even occasionally chasing eachother with broken bottles. She looked a little shocked, but she knew it was only a stop over so she powered through it with only the help of half a dozen drinks. Seeing she was drinking, I decided it was time for me to do so too. I knocked off a man sized screwdriver and pointed out that I'd drunk too much to drive, we'd have to take the bus (fuck a taxi at this point). We sat at the bus stop for half an hour waiting. I was on a funny streak so I had her barely able to breathe the whole time.

We got on the bus and spent the forty minute trip listening to one filthy bogan girl telling another about how her ex boyfriend is screwing her sister and how she's "Gonna fuckin' shiv that cunt" the next time she sees him. It was actually really funny. We were trying not to laugh and failing terribly. By the end of the trip she was using my lap as a pillow because she couldn't hide her laughter when her face was visible. The bus driver kept looking in the mirror. I think he thought I was getting a blow job.

We got to the city and we were both off our tits. She started asking where I was taking her. My reply was some thing along the lines of "Well, I did have the perfect place in mind... then I spent the entire bus trip looking down your top and now all I can think of is strip clubs." The reply, "Oh really, and what if I kick your ass for looking down my top all night?" "Then you can pay your own cover to get in."

She laughs, shakes her head, then moves real close and whispers in my ear "How about I suck your cock instead." "Well... I guess my place is somewhere you've never been." We caught a taxi this time (fuck waiting half an hour on the bus).

Thanks to the next morning's conversation, she's now fairly acutely aware that I'm living in a share house and living by my own means. We just have to see whether she loses interest now, because she actually turned out to be pretty cool on the night.

you can't change people.
especially not people who only like you for your money.

so, did you actually get a blowjob, or did one of you pass out before that could happen?

edit: a nice gauntlet you set up for her.

I agree.

You know, I think I'll start letting Totse plan my dates.

I say for the next date you suggest popping some X and then cover her in glowsticks and go to a giant rave. If you keep this shit up, she will have so many fucked up/amazing stories with you in them, she might even like you without all your money!