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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2007-07-13, 07:38
Grizzly Tank Grizzly Tank is offline
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Default Creepy older girls

So I work at a ball park and lots of beer is sold. I noticed that alot of woman in there late 20's and early 30's start checking me out fter a few drinks. Keep in mind that I'm only 17, and this is extreemly awkward.

So... What the fuck should I do when they start flirting? Tell em I'm only 17 or act interested in hopes of getting experienced pussy.
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Old 2007-07-13, 07:43
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If they are hot, you could at least welcome a blowjob from the elder gals.
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Old 2007-07-13, 07:48
Grizzly Tank Grizzly Tank is offline
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No, its rare that they're hot, or else they'd have a BF with them. They usuall have moles and wrinkles. Some are cute though.
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Old 2007-07-13, 07:53
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Moles and wrinkles... ouch...

Well, you could merely ignore em, and keep the cute ones. One this is for sure: older women are always willing to pay for young, masculine kids. They can be whorish and bitches, but if you pull out some cash and a couple of bj's or whatever, I guess you win.
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Old 2007-07-13, 12:46
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Those women aren't in their late 20s/early 30s if they have moles and wrinkles.
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Old 2007-07-13, 12:50
PhatMonkey PhatMonkey is offline
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^^Yeah, more like 60's, early 70's...
 #7 
Old 2007-07-13, 14:41
stab stab is offline
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Get totse to choose a valuable life direction for you.
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Old 2007-07-13, 14:54
Swibbles Swibbles is offline
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Topic title is inaccurate, it should be Creepy Old Women. Girls is too nice a term.

Love, Swibbles
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Old 2007-07-13, 15:56
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Grizzly Tank
So I work at a ball park and lots of beer is sold. I noticed that alot of woman in there late 20's and early 30's start checking me out fter a few drinks. Keep in mind that I'm only 17, and this is extreemly awkward.

So... What the fuck should I do when they start flirting? Tell em I'm only 17 or act interested in hopes of getting experienced pussy.


I think this is wishfull thinking.

More likely they're bored and want to look at a pretty face. It doesent mean they want to screw you.
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Old 2007-07-13, 16:37
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You're turning down pussy from chicks in their late 20s? Holy fuck, if I was getting pussy from 27 year olds, I wouldn't need beer or drugs to keep me happy, I'd be in heaven.
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Old 2007-07-13, 17:24
eXtacy eXtacy is offline
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i would take the experienced pussy in a heartbeat, always use protection though. if no one found out i would fuck A LOT of women, i tell my friends that too
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Old 2007-07-13, 17:29
getoffmylawn getoffmylawn is offline
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RAWR


Cougers....
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Old 2007-07-13, 18:53
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OP, you look way older than 17.
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Old 2007-07-13, 19:40
AEnemia AEnemia is offline
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I'm 17, and I fucked a 28 year old last week. :) Best damn sex I'd EVER had!
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Old 2007-07-13, 20:56
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Damn you guys, wish I had your problems :p
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Old 2007-07-14, 00:25
Markalon Markalon is offline
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Till they touch your dick don't count on pussy.
 
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