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Old 2007-07-12, 23:25
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Thumbs up Illegal bar.

Ok. So I live with my grandparents and I'm 19. They are HOG(harley group) bike riders and drink massive amounts of alcohol and have dozens of alcoholic friends(bikers).

Now my basement is not used. It has pre-historic couches and chairs that collect dust. My house is set up so that you park around the back, enter the basement, and go upstairs. My grandparents would probably be thrilled by the idea, since they love hanging out with other drunks and drinking themselves stupid. I love to drink as well
as most of my friends.

So I got the idea to renovate(?) the basement into a bar. I figured I'd purchase or rent two couches, a few sofa/lounge chairs, a pool table, a card table with four or five chairs and of course a long bar with stools.

Now the problem with my plan is the merchandise. No one can easily predict if the whole group is going to want Budweiser or Miller or Smirnoff, or a mixture of them all.
So my friend figured we would just steal the stuff. That's still not really the problem.

I want to maximize profits while avoiding police apprehension.

Here is the rundown of my future bar.

Pool table:$1.00 a game.(it's build into the table)
Beer:$1.00 a beer. ($1.75 and up at all other bars.)
Shots:$1.00.
Cigarettes:$3.00 all brands.($3.35-$5.00 here)
Haven't figured out the food situation yet,
Sound retarded? Possible? Any thoughts or ideas?
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Old 2007-07-12, 23:30
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dont rent drunks will ruin your deposit
get budweiser it rocks
you could just mix all beers the first week and see what sells buy that from now on other then that sounds fun
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Old 2007-07-12, 23:49
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Just get the basic beers, and the basic hard alc. Most people will be more than happy with the basics. If they are saving 75 cents they will deal with the selection, you can then build up from there.
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Old 2007-07-12, 23:59
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your prices are too cheap. I'd raise beer by at least a quarter and still get decent tips. The cheap smokes are a good idea too. Do decent promotion between people you know but don't put up flyers or anything. And call it a speakeasy or gentlemans club or something cool.
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Old 2007-07-13, 00:27
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If you see people wearing a black shirt or coat with ATF on it... They are not customers!
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Old 2007-07-13, 00:32
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If you see people wearing a black shirt or coat with ATF on it... They are not customers!
they arent?!? is that why my anti tax bars always fail
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Old 2007-07-13, 00:38
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you posted this in bad ideas.

enough said
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Old 2007-07-13, 00:41
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actually it sounds like a good idea just treat it like a speakeasy some big guy at the door that drinks for free taking the password and if the authorities come by ditch the money box and call it a party
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Old 2007-07-13, 01:49
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actually it sounds like a good idea just treat it like a speakeasy some big guy at the door that drinks for free taking the password and if the authorities come by ditch the money box and call it a party
You need not to know more than the information this man has provided.

- Tom
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Old 2007-07-13, 02:03
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You need not to know more than the information this man has provided.

- Tom
tom gtfo totse and back to myspace lol well it sounds good to me
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