Why do only old women and fags hit on me?

I think it's because I am just a nice guy.
No killin's.
No bad boy bullshit.
I have a brain.
I am honest with people.

Is this what old women and fags want?
How come hot babes don't want this?
If they do, how will I know?

Well?

I have an abnormal amount of gay guys come on to me. But apparently I give off a VERY strong gay vibe. In fact, a lot of people think I'm gay when they first meet me.

Sometimes I even pretend to be gay at parties, since it just comes so naturally, and if I'm drunk and bored enough, then why not? (Unless there are any hot available chicks around, or if I'm the presence of a bunch of homophobes)...

But anyway, yeah, that probably doesn't help you at all, but I really don't know what will anyway. I don't see what traits are found attractive exclusively by old women and fags...

Because you're ugly?
Because you're picky as fuck and stupid?

Maybe you should consider banging old women and gay dudes.

Because you're ugly?
Because you're picky as fuck and stupid?Kitty's got claws.

Because "hot babes" go for Muscles or Money. Having a meaningful relationship is the furthest thing from their mind. They're full of bullshit.

*ObZ

Very true.


Also, granny porn.
http://www.homeofpussy.com/grannyporn/the17/1.jpg

Very true.


Also, granny porn.
http://www.homeofpussy.com/grannyporn/the17/1.jpg

Your post would have more of an effect if she had her gear off.

I thought this thread would be about holding hands, because my boyfriend always says that hand-holding is for gays and old people.

I don't like you. But it's ok. This is totse.

I'd hold your hand if I was dating you, because that's just something I think a guy should be happy to do for his girl.

Well, I'm no grannie and no fag either.... so I can't help you there.