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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2007-07-12, 04:38
Grizzly Tank Grizzly Tank is offline
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Default If you could suck your own dick, would you?

I would, fuck I'd never leave the damn house. I asked my friend this and he said "No, that would mean I know how to give blowjobs." I said, "But you already know how to give handjobs, don't you?" He then said, "Fuck, now I wish I was more flexible."
 #2 
Old 2007-07-12, 04:40
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Yes I would.

But really, this is more HB than S&A. Try and keep it serious here.
 #3 
Old 2007-07-12, 04:54
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It's sexual...So I'll leave it here...It's been a while since I last saw this question so let's see how the general concensus has changed.

And yes...Yes I damn well would.

If having a wank doesn't make me gay because it's masturbation, then sucking my own schlong would be masturbation, therefore leaving my straightness fully intact!

But I can't be bothered going to do a Prince and get a couple ribs removed.
 #4 
Old 2007-07-12, 05:01
fudge_3_monkey fudge_3_monkey is offline
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Yes.

5char
 #5 
Old 2007-07-12, 06:09
cant b bothered cant b bothered is offline
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If I had a dick too suck and could do it, I still don't think I would.
 #6 
Old 2007-07-12, 08:01
DrWakiHo DrWakiHo is offline
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who can take better care of me than me? right?
 #7 
Old 2007-07-12, 08:17
DAMMITJIM DAMMITJIM is offline
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If you are a man, and you put a man's penis in your mouth, you are gay.
If you put your own penis in your mouth, you are desperate and might as well be gay.
 #8 
Old 2007-07-12, 08:17
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dodging the rain and tractors
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One of the little known benefits of intensive martial arts training! Yes I used to be able to and did...but it fucking kills your neck.
 #9 
Old 2007-07-12, 08:40
UnderTheBridge UnderTheBridge is offline
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*high fives ketch*

:)
 #10 
Old 2007-07-12, 08:50
spindl3--chopper spindl3--chopper is offline
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use to be able to but never did it

at 1st you enjoy it coz your having ur dick sucked but then u hate the fact that theres a dick in your mouth
 #11 
Old 2007-07-12, 08:51
The Humble Noob The Humble Noob is offline
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Default Re: If you could suck your own dick, would you?

I can.

It's not as great as you'd think, or maybe I just suck at giving myself head. (Confused)

But still, Cool
 #12 
Old 2007-07-12, 09:00
LYS LYS is offline
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I probably would....but then again man IDK, cause that SOUNDS SO GAY......but IDK Ive never really tried it, I can just 'Picture' me getting Stuck and my back being to sore to move out of the ''position''........Roll Eyes (Sarcastic)
But IDK I probably would every once and a while Roll Eyes (Sarcastic)
 #13 
Old 2007-07-12, 09:00
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a.K.a Dfg (PK)
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i would try if possible but i am not into giving blow jobs but i would prefer rather someone gives me a blow job.
 #14 
Old 2007-07-12, 09:08
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yes i would.
 #15 
Old 2007-07-12, 09:16
dark_rider_666 dark_rider_666 is offline
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fucking oath i would
 #16 
Old 2007-07-12, 09:36
Silent420 Silent420 is offline
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Hell yes.
 #17 
Old 2007-07-12, 10:08
gadzooks gadzooks is offline
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I probably wouldn't, as it would feel really weird. I'd definitely give a try though, just to see what it's like. Who knows? Maybe just once is all it would take to convert me.
 #18 
Old 2007-07-12, 10:16
Ouster Ouster is offline
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I'd give it a try. Why not?
 #19 
Old 2007-07-12, 11:16
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http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/3817/hahagl6.jpg
 #20 
Old 2007-07-12, 13:28
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I would, fuck I'd never leave the damn house.

That's why you can't.
 #21 
Old 2007-07-12, 14:56
Khepri Khepri is offline
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If I had a dick, I definitely would.
 #22 
Old 2007-07-12, 15:02
InFlamesWeTrust InFlamesWeTrust is offline
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I can reach, through long dick more than anything.

It's not so great :/
 #23 
Old 2007-07-12, 18:13
Bast Bast is offline
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I really hope you guys are kidding. If you're not, what are all the girls who actually enjoy giving head, like me, going to do for fun?
 #24 
Old 2007-07-12, 18:22
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More important question:

If you could, would you spit or swallow?!
 #25 
Old 2007-07-12, 18:30
IronZeppelin IronZeppelin is offline
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I would try it.
 #26 
Old 2007-07-12, 18:53
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within the subliminal
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I can, and it's not what you think it is.
 #27 
Old 2007-07-12, 19:03
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Originally Posted by Bast
I really hope you guys are kidding. If you're not, what are all the girls who actually enjoy giving head, like me, going to do for fun?


I'm afraid in that case you're out of luck.

But if it gets really hard for you, I guess I might let you suck me off once in a while.. but I can't promise! Mad
 #28 
Old 2007-07-12, 19:07
Bast Bast is offline
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I'm afraid in that case you're out of luck.

But if it gets really hard for you, I guess I might let you suck me off once in a while.. but I can't promise! Mad

What an offer! How can I refuse?
 #29 
Old 2007-07-12, 19:15
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Why suck my dick when I got real pussy?
http://ads.redtube.com/banner/RTads/00000036.gif

Just kidding.
 #30 
Old 2007-07-12, 21:42
spindl3--chopper spindl3--chopper is offline
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Originally Posted by 23
Why suck my dick when I got real pussy?
http://ads.redtube.com/banner/RTads/00000036.gif

Just kidding.



wholey shit it feels like a dogs arse!!!
 #31 
Old 2007-07-12, 21:59
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we've already had this thread... and i made ONE post... that got me 5 rep points from people laughing themselves to near death. And im not telling you what it was...

anyway ive already tried, i used to be able to suck my dick a bit, but only just, and it hurt my back and neck like hell. So no i would not if i could.
 #32 
Old 2007-07-12, 22:01
Docta? Docta? is offline
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One time I was laying in bed playing with myself, though the thought of performing fellacio on myself hadn't dawned on me at the time. All of a sudden my cock started to get longer and longer, much to my surprise. After a matter of seconds I could easily get it in my mouth, but it was rock solid and rigid, almost like polished ceramic or glass.

It kept growing, soon above my head, and I had to use both hands to support the weight. I saw a very slight bend due to the weight and the inevitable happened... it snapped, smashed, shattered.

I woke up, my bedclothes saturated in sweat. I glanced at the fractured stump left on my groin and panicked. I ran to my fathers bedroom, splinters of penis dropping at my feet as I ran... I couldn't get the door open. I tried to thump it, but there was nothing. No noise. I tried to scream and shout, but nothing would come out.

Then I woke up in my bed again, still swimming in my own sweat. I checked and saw my sweaty, flaccid penis looking back at me.

True story.

Heh, I probably would try suckin' my own cock, but I wouldn't be telling the lads at work the next day.
 #33 
Old 2007-07-12, 22:14
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Heh, I probably would try suckin' my own cock, but I wouldn't be telling the lads at work the next day.

In Soviet Russia, the lads would be telling YOU!!

True story.
 #34 
Old 2007-07-12, 22:23
nightmare syndrome nightmare syndrome is offline
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I probably would. I can't think of a reason not to.

-NS
 #35 
Old 2007-07-13, 00:07
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In Soviet Russia, the lads would be telling YOU!!

True story.

+10 to you, 008 Agent!

Oh, SWIM has done that, it is interesting to suck one's cock given what SWIM has done...
 #36 
Old 2007-07-13, 00:16
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Yes, I can, Yes, I have, Yes, I will probably do it again. But do I do it all the time? No. Last time I did it? I don't even remember.

It was more of just seeing if I could.

Now though, everytime a chick I'm with finds out, they beg and beg to see me do it.

No way in hell. Why should I suck my own dick when I have you here?
 #37 
Old 2007-07-13, 00:18
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Originally Posted by stupid noob
Yes, I can, Yes, I have, Yes, I will probably do it again. But do I do it all the time? No. Last time I did it? I don't even remember.

It was more of just seeing if I could.

Now though, everytime a chick I'm with finds out, they beg and beg to see me do it.

No way in hell. Why should I suck my own dick when I have you here?


"get them hot and wet" as the saying goes
 #38 
Old 2007-07-13, 00:20
Syphon Syphon is offline
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Like several people above said, I can, and it's not great.

I've never even tried to, but I know I can because I can rest my head on my ass.
 #39 
Old 2007-07-13, 00:29
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Yes I would
 #40 
Old 2007-07-13, 00:33
The Humble Noob The Humble Noob is offline
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because I can rest my head on my ass.
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.......pix?
 #41 
Old 2007-07-13, 00:35
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Yami no tensai
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Am I the only one here voting "no"?
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Old 2007-07-13, 00:50
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Originally Posted by Dark_Magneto
Am I the only one here voting "no"?


yes you pu55y! ;)
 #43 
Old 2007-07-13, 04:41
JoseValentin JoseValentin is offline
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The feeling of a mouth on my dick would be completely canceled out by the feeling of a dick in my mouth
 #44 
Old 2007-07-13, 05:18
jackdaniels jackdaniels is offline
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I've managed to be able to get my head in my mouth. But that's it. So to answer your question, yes, I would/have.
 #45 
Old 2007-07-13, 05:28
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That doesn't really count though. I'm sure we've all tested at some point whether we were capable of doing it, but it's another matter entirely to go through with it.
 #46 
Old 2007-07-13, 05:29
gadzooks gadzooks is offline
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The feeling of a mouth on my dick would be completely canceled out by the feeling of a dick in my mouth


Lol! That sums it up PERFECTLY!
 #47 
Old 2007-07-13, 05:50
robinhoody robinhoody is offline
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If I could, I'd try it at least once.
 #48 
Old 2007-07-13, 06:06
crazyjarine crazyjarine is offline
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when i was like 14 and 15 i was actually flexible enough to do so.

so yes.. yes i would.. i gotta say tho it doesn't feel the same maybe if u got a shitload of novicane to dull all the senses in your own mouth that way it would feel like someone else's 'kind of like "the stranger"'
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Old 2007-07-13, 06:27
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I'd give it a go, see if it was the same as someone else doing it.
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Old 2007-07-15, 06:29
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I used to be able to, but then I got abs so I can't anymore.
 
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