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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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#1
 2007-07-12, 04:38
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Grizzly Tank 
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If you could suck your own dick, would you?
I would, fuck I'd never leave the damn house. I asked my friend this and he said "No, that would mean I know how to give blowjobs." I said, "But you already know how to give handjobs, don't you?" He then said, "Fuck, now I wish I was more flexible."
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#2
 2007-07-12, 04:40
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Re: If you could suck your own dick, would you?
Yes I would.
But really, this is more HB than S&A. Try and keep it serious here.
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#3
 2007-07-12, 04:54
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Re: If you could suck your own dick, would you?
It's sexual...So I'll leave it here...It's been a while since I last saw this question so let's see how the general concensus has changed.
And yes...Yes I damn well would.
If having a wank doesn't make me gay because it's masturbation, then sucking my own schlong would be masturbation, therefore leaving my straightness fully intact!
But I can't be bothered going to do a Prince and get a couple ribs removed.
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#4
 2007-07-12, 05:01
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Re: If you could suck your own dick, would you?
Yes.
5char
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#5
 2007-07-12, 06:09
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Re: If you could suck your own dick, would you?
If I had a dick too suck and could do it, I still don't think I would.
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#6
 2007-07-12, 08:01
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Re: If you could suck your own dick, would you?
who can take better care of me than me? right?
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#7
 2007-07-12, 08:17
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DAMMITJIM 
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Re: If you could suck your own dick, would you?
If you are a man, and you put a man's penis in your mouth, you are gay.
If you put your own penis in your mouth, you are desperate and might as well be gay.
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#8
 2007-07-12, 08:17
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dodging the rain and tractors
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Re: If you could suck your own dick, would you?
One of the little known benefits of intensive martial arts training! Yes I used to be able to and did...but it fucking kills your neck.
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#9
 2007-07-12, 08:40
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Re: If you could suck your own dick, would you?
*high fives ketch*
:)
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#10
 2007-07-12, 08:50
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spindl3--chopper 
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Re: If you could suck your own dick, would you?
use to be able to but never did it
at 1st you enjoy it coz your having ur dick sucked but then u hate the fact that theres a dick in your mouth
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#11
 2007-07-12, 08:51
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The Humble Noob 
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Re: If you could suck your own dick, would you?
I can.
It's not as great as you'd think, or maybe I just suck at giving myself head. (  )
But still, 
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#12
 2007-07-12, 09:00
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Re: If you could suck your own dick, would you?
I probably would....but then again man IDK, cause that SOUNDS SO GAY......but IDK Ive never really tried it, I can just 'Picture' me getting Stuck and my back being to sore to move out of the ''position''........ 
But IDK I probably would every once and a while 
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#13
 2007-07-12, 09:00
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Re: If you could suck your own dick, would you?
i would try if possible but i am not into giving blow jobs but i would prefer rather someone gives me a blow job.
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#14
 2007-07-12, 09:08
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Re: If you could suck your own dick, would you?
yes i would.
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#15
 2007-07-12, 09:16
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dark_rider_666 
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Re: If you could suck your own dick, would you?
fucking oath i would
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#16
 2007-07-12, 09:36
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Silent420 
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Re: If you could suck your own dick, would you?
Hell yes.
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#17
 2007-07-12, 10:08
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gadzooks 
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Re: If you could suck your own dick, would you?
I probably wouldn't, as it would feel really weird. I'd definitely give a try though, just to see what it's like. Who knows? Maybe just once is all it would take to convert me.
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#18
 2007-07-12, 10:16
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Ouster 
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Re: If you could suck your own dick, would you?
I'd give it a try. Why not?
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#19
 2007-07-12, 11:16
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Re: If you could suck your own dick, would you?
http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/3817/hahagl6.jpg
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#20
 2007-07-12, 13:28
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Re: If you could suck your own dick, would you?
I would, fuck I'd never leave the damn house.
That's why you can't.
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#21
 2007-07-12, 14:56
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Khepri 
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Re: If you could suck your own dick, would you?
If I had a dick, I definitely would.
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#22
 2007-07-12, 15:02
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InFlamesWeTrust 
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Re: If you could suck your own dick, would you?
I can reach, through long dick more than anything.
It's not so great :/
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#23
 2007-07-12, 18:13
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Bast 
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Re: If you could suck your own dick, would you?
I really hope you guys are kidding. If you're not, what are all the girls who actually enjoy giving head, like me, going to do for fun?
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#24
 2007-07-12, 18:22
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Re: If you could suck your own dick, would you?
More important question:
If you could, would you spit or swallow?!
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#25
 2007-07-12, 18:30
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IronZeppelin 
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Re: If you could suck your own dick, would you?
I would try it.
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#26
 2007-07-12, 18:53
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Re: If you could suck your own dick, would you?
I can, and it's not what you think it is.
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#27
 2007-07-12, 19:03
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Re: If you could suck your own dick, would you?
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Originally Posted by Bast
I really hope you guys are kidding. If you're not, what are all the girls who actually enjoy giving head, like me, going to do for fun?
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I'm afraid in that case you're out of luck.
But if it gets really hard for you, I guess I might let you suck me off once in a while.. but I can't promise! 
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#28
 2007-07-12, 19:07
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Bast 
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Re: If you could suck your own dick, would you?
I'm afraid in that case you're out of luck.
But if it gets really hard for you, I guess I might let you suck me off once in a while.. but I can't promise!
What an offer! How can I refuse?
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#29
 2007-07-12, 19:15
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Re: If you could suck your own dick, would you?
Why suck my dick when I got real pussy?
http://ads.redtube.com/banner/RTads/00000036.gif
Just kidding.
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#30
 2007-07-12, 21:42
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Re: If you could suck your own dick, would you?
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Originally Posted by 23
Why suck my dick when I got real pussy?
http://ads.redtube.com/banner/RTads/00000036.gif
Just kidding.
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wholey shit it feels like a dogs arse!!!
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#31
 2007-07-12, 21:59
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Re: If you could suck your own dick, would you?
we've already had this thread... and i made ONE post... that got me 5 rep points from people laughing themselves to near death. And im not telling you what it was...
anyway ive already tried, i used to be able to suck my dick a bit, but only just, and it hurt my back and neck like hell. So no i would not if i could.
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#32
 2007-07-12, 22:01
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Re: If you could suck your own dick, would you?
One time I was laying in bed playing with myself, though the thought of performing fellacio on myself hadn't dawned on me at the time. All of a sudden my cock started to get longer and longer, much to my surprise. After a matter of seconds I could easily get it in my mouth, but it was rock solid and rigid, almost like polished ceramic or glass.
It kept growing, soon above my head, and I had to use both hands to support the weight. I saw a very slight bend due to the weight and the inevitable happened... it snapped, smashed, shattered.
I woke up, my bedclothes saturated in sweat. I glanced at the fractured stump left on my groin and panicked. I ran to my fathers bedroom, splinters of penis dropping at my feet as I ran... I couldn't get the door open. I tried to thump it, but there was nothing. No noise. I tried to scream and shout, but nothing would come out.
Then I woke up in my bed again, still swimming in my own sweat. I checked and saw my sweaty, flaccid penis looking back at me.
True story.
Heh, I probably would try suckin' my own cock, but I wouldn't be telling the lads at work the next day.
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#33
 2007-07-12, 22:14
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Re: If you could suck your own dick, would you?
Heh, I probably would try suckin' my own cock, but I wouldn't be telling the lads at work the next day.
In Soviet Russia, the lads would be telling YOU!!
True story.
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#34
 2007-07-12, 22:23
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Re: If you could suck your own dick, would you?
I probably would. I can't think of a reason not to.
-NS
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#35
 2007-07-13, 00:07
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Re: If you could suck your own dick, would you?
In Soviet Russia, the lads would be telling YOU!!
True story.
+10 to you, 008 Agent!
Oh, SWIM has done that, it is interesting to suck one's cock given what SWIM has done...
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#36
 2007-07-13, 00:16
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Re: If you could suck your own dick, would you?
Yes, I can, Yes, I have, Yes, I will probably do it again. But do I do it all the time? No. Last time I did it? I don't even remember.
It was more of just seeing if I could.
Now though, everytime a chick I'm with finds out, they beg and beg to see me do it.
No way in hell. Why should I suck my own dick when I have you here?
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#37
 2007-07-13, 00:18
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Re: If you could suck your own dick, would you?
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Originally Posted by stupid noob
Yes, I can, Yes, I have, Yes, I will probably do it again. But do I do it all the time? No. Last time I did it? I don't even remember.
It was more of just seeing if I could.
Now though, everytime a chick I'm with finds out, they beg and beg to see me do it.
No way in hell. Why should I suck my own dick when I have you here?
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"get them hot and wet" as the saying goes
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#38
 2007-07-13, 00:20
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Syphon 
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Re: If you could suck your own dick, would you?
Like several people above said, I can, and it's not great.
I've never even tried to, but I know I can because I can rest my head on my ass.
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#39
 2007-07-13, 00:29
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Re: If you could suck your own dick, would you?
Yes I would
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#40
 2007-07-13, 00:33
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The Humble Noob 
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Re: If you could suck your own dick, would you?
because I can rest my head on my ass.
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.......pix?
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#41
 2007-07-13, 00:35
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Re: If you could suck your own dick, would you?
Am I the only one here voting "no"?
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#42
 2007-07-13, 00:50
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Re: If you could suck your own dick, would you?
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Originally Posted by Dark_Magneto
Am I the only one here voting "no"?
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yes you pu55y! ;)
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#43
 2007-07-13, 04:41
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Re: If you could suck your own dick, would you?
The feeling of a mouth on my dick would be completely canceled out by the feeling of a dick in my mouth
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#44
 2007-07-13, 05:18
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Re: If you could suck your own dick, would you?
I've managed to be able to get my head in my mouth. But that's it. So to answer your question, yes, I would/have.
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#45
 2007-07-13, 05:28
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Re: If you could suck your own dick, would you?
That doesn't really count though. I'm sure we've all tested at some point whether we were capable of doing it, but it's another matter entirely to go through with it.
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#46
 2007-07-13, 05:29
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Re: If you could suck your own dick, would you?
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The feeling of a mouth on my dick would be completely canceled out by the feeling of a dick in my mouth
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Lol! That sums it up PERFECTLY!
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#47
 2007-07-13, 05:50
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Re: If you could suck your own dick, would you?
If I could, I'd try it at least once.
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#48
 2007-07-13, 06:06
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Re: If you could suck your own dick, would you?
when i was like 14 and 15 i was actually flexible enough to do so.
so yes.. yes i would.. i gotta say tho it doesn't feel the same maybe if u got a shitload of novicane to dull all the senses in your own mouth that way it would feel like someone else's 'kind of like "the stranger"'
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#49
 2007-07-13, 06:27
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Re: If you could suck your own dick, would you?
I'd give it a go, see if it was the same as someone else doing it.
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#50
 2007-07-15, 06:29
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Re: If you could suck your own dick, would you?
I used to be able to, but then I got abs so I can't anymore.
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