Okay so I need help getting revenge on this guy. I will start the story from the beginning. I was just sitting at lunch one say, minding my own business, then some asshole named Jake Pressey sits next to me, and starts saying, "Hey man, why'd you hit that girl?!" The fucker keeps saying all up and down, cussing over and over again. Keep In mind, I was only a ninth grader, and he was a senior, so I say back to him, "Okay, I hit her because I felt like it." and called him a hardass sarcastically, figuring he would leave me alone. So he's like, "How would you like me to kick your ass, dead on the side of the road?" I was getting pissed off at this point, so I just stopped responding, so he smashed my lunch, expecting me not to do anything.. he walks away chuckling and sits next to his friends, so I wait a little, walk up behind the douche, and start shoving my smashed food down his throat, so he gets up, and he's like, "I'll see you after school." I say, "I'll be looking forward to it dipshit." And I am waiting outside for him with my blade, and the fucker doesn't even show up. So I walk back inside to get my things, and then he gets a bunch of his friends to fucking jump me when I walk out of the school liek 5 minutes later. They assaulted me, and apparently the principal saw "THE WHOLE THING" all the fuckers got was 1 day ISS. I was pissed when I found out, and he is still verbally assaulting me, you figure a senior on his way to college would find something better to do, but no. So, once when he was getting his car fixed, he left, so I chirp some buddies of mine and we go slash all four of that assholes tires, and he just buys a new set like it's no big deal.

I need to find something that will fuck up his life forever, or something that will ruin a 1998 Acura Integra Engine. I mean REALLY FUCK IT UP, or something to possibly torture him with, like hook up a exhaust pipe inside his car without him knowing and making it so he can't get out. I want to kill this mother, and fuck up his "ride".

Any ideas? Respond here or..

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lol kill him cuz you got owned.

brilliant!

Bleach and Sugar seem to work well on fucking up the gas tank, unless its plastic. Maybe cut his fuel line, steal his car battery, cut the drive belt.

Cut that fuckers brakes. Parking brake too. Also make sure the throttle sticks open.

id say use bleach slash his tires break all the windows steal his plates - not in that order how about bleach, plates, tires, and windows

dont forget to play the game "cut the mystery wire"

Awesome ideas, keep going

Shot his car up.

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Look for him at lunch again and wack him from behind with your tray. You'll only get suspended for one day right? Might as well do it. Make sure you get food all over him too and pretend that it was self defense if someone ask.

If he sees you coming then just throw the tray and books at him and whoop his ass with something you grabbed near by. These guys already have a bad rep from jumping you earlier. Just play it off like you just had to defend yourself again. =D