Okay, so me and this girl met on an MMO, she's really hot n such so finally after almost a year, we decided to meet. I ended up fingering her as part of our "get to know each other stuff" and she says I am pretty damn good, and I need to share my technique. So, as special request for her, and a welcoming party for her onto this god forsaken forum, I give you this thread. +hands thread+

Now:

How to finger a girl, properly, and with as little fucking up as possible.

Step number 1:
KNOW THE GOD DAMN HUMAN ANATOMY!!!
Listen fellows, alot of good can cum of simple muscle group understandings. The pussy is a muscle too guys, stop acting like it's a seperate being from the rest of her body. Know the area you are working in, and don't just, "Does this feel good, what about that, huh, want more?" 'no', the answer is 'no'. All the questions n shit, ask long before, or afterwards. During the act is the wrong damn time. Most girls need to concentrate on what is going on, guys just.....yeah, it happens.
All in all step 1 = study anatomy damnit.

Step number 2:
DO NOT JUST DIVE INTO IT.
Guys.......it's a fact, you need lube. Girls, unless they've been like, all gropy n shit for a long time, need to be payed attention to. WARM HER UP damnit. By the time you can feel the heat from outside her pants ect, you're good to go. Also, don't freeze up if she's not wet enough yet, just go about your business and soldier on. And no matter what, even if you are irritated, DO NOT show frustration, it is a deterant. Anticipation, building up, it's all key. The trick is for her to be on the edge of "yes, he's about to do it" for a while, and to be sure you don't wait too long.
All in all step 2 = don't rush it, all in due time my friend.

Step number 3:
PAY ATTENTION TO HER ENTIRE BODY.
Or at least more than her fucking panties. Head to waist works wonders. Travel your attention around, and don't move to fast. Breats are very good, if you can do it right. All this massaging like bread dough shit, no.....I'm sorry, but no. DO NOT DO THAT SHIT. It is nice for like, one or two soft gropes. But for a main action, no. Use your hands gently and softly, both sides, circles, and long extended curves caressing the skin.
All in all step 3 = Learn to read body language, wincing isn't good, stop action imediately.

Step number 4:
FINGERING IS NOT A RACE.
It is not a contest on how fast you can move your middle(typical) finger in and out of her pussy, okay? Just because it's been called "Finger fucking" doesn't mean your largest finger is supposed to replace your dick. If it was, something white and gooey would shoot out of the tips when you rubbed your knuckles. START SLOW GOD DAMNIT. Also, if possible, watch her once before, and look for a few things When she's about to cum, does she speed up( some girls do, others do not)? Harder? Does she play with the clit all during? Does she prefer penetration? Listen to me guys, I swear to this, The clit is wonderfull, and it's a very curious things. But it's not everything, and also, it's not a god damn doorbell. The harder you push is RARELY a good thing, if she wants it harder, let her tell you in one of three ways, listen to her breathing, listen to her words, or read her body language. if she starts using her hips to get closer to you, or press harder, go a bit harder. If she speeds up her hips, speed up your actions as well, but TRY to use moderation, the simple truth is that it's a fine art that requires far more um.....multitasking than most things.
You must constantly be evaluating what to do and what she responds to.
All in all step 4 = slow down, chill out, have fun.

Step number 5:
OTHER ACTIONS OF AFFECTION ARE NEEDED.
Look at her and smile or show her you are having fun as well. Let her focus on her, after all, you are too. Chances are you will be using one hand, use the other too. stroke her neck, collar bone, pull on her ears, kiss her softly, whisper into her ear, small tokens of affection go SO far. The biggest thing is not to abruptyly stop ANYTHING, and to not stop one hand and continue another.
All in all step 5 = The pussy likes attention, but theres the entire rest of the body as well.


Now, that is enough of all the sideline stuff, now to the more um.......mechanics of it.
Number 1 thing = don't have hands that feel like sandpaper. If your hands are all gross, either forget about it or start having some skincare done. I myself have very smooth very well maintained hands. Lotion, buffing bars, NAIL CLIPPERS, and files.(hey, it may seem faggish, but if faggish gets her off, no one gives a shit and she will probably return the favor)

Number 2 thing = Practice fine motions, not just videogame shit. Get a water balloon and fill it with air or water. Practice with lotion on your hands or with a small ammount of lube, pressing into is SOFTLY, and stroking it, this is how to start playing with her lower lips, and inner lips. Soft, and continuous.

Ugh, been typing for a while, part two to follow later tonight.

You REALLY should not give ANYONE advice if you call yourself "faggish" and met a girl on an MMO

The advice is not bad if you're a virgin.

Otherwise, just keep doing what you're doing...it's probably better.

There is a part two? Part one was too long as it is.