Well I'm in Europe now, and all these sexies are well.. sexy, so I'm gunna stop pussying around and do something.

I have nice eyes (I think... some chicks have told me they like my eyes but I didn't know what to do with that so... durr :p) and half-decent facial features (but i am chubby and it shows... I got a little double chin going but I've like halved it in about 3/4 days so fuck that shit) Haven't done anything sporty in a long time... hell I played ping pong for an hour yesterday and I can barely do like 12 squats. I'm working on that though so, whatever :) Posture and walking isn't a problem though my sister asked me why I'm always standing like I'm about to kick someone's ass so I GUESS that's a decent sign. My clothes are alright, style is different than here of course so atleast that will draw some attention to me...

Basically I'm just looking for help getting a convo rolling/getting her at her house, and some other random shit. I can't really speak Bulgarian all that correctly but i'm picking it up, it's easy enough. I'll probably try and open with something situational, like if she's walking fast I'll be like "where you running off to?" "oh so whats your name?" then I guess i'll make some kind of small talk, something I'm bad at. Ask for a number and if she's free like tonight or tomorrow, and ask her if she wants to get a coffee or something.. Doesn't seem too bad but.. I want some action, not a girlfriend, and I don't wanna come off the wrong way.

I probably won't be staying in the same city for more than like 2 weeks, so time is kind of an issue. After I've had, say a coffee or something with her how should I go about trying to get myself invited to her place? (I'm def. not bringing her to my grandmas LOL)

Still coffee seems a little friendly, or not friendly enough, or something like that but you know what I mean. Anyway I don't want a girlfriend really... But I feel kinda inept right now posting this so I'm sure someone's been in my shoes and can offer me some advice.

I'm 16 and I can't get into any clubs really. I can go to some "lounge" I was told but that sounds gay as fuck so I dunno. I'm hoping my brother (26) will take me somewhere cool, but you can only hope.

I think my attitude is alright, but I lack social skills, though I develop them at a decent rate so should be alright after a few failed attempts I guess.

I couldn't sleep last night because I couldn't stop fantasizing LOL, I stopped my rubbin` to get some initiative for my sex drive.... :p

It's nearly all I can think about hehehe I gotta do SOMETHING

I have to give you credit for atleast trying to get in better shape and having a good reason. +1:)


P.S.--good luck!

Also... Try giving her "two"...
:)

I hope you mean 2 orgasms, because if you don't i'm fucking lost

American media implants all kind of stupid ideas into your heads. Beleive it or not, being 16 and in Europe isn't a guaranteed sex fest.

Dude, if I was expecting girls to throw themselves at me so I could bag em I wouldn't be posting here...

I'm just taking my Canadian view of how things are done and trying to apply it here, and with some lucky I'll find someone fairly horny.

I guess I have to wait for the drinkers :/ :)

Hang around in any rough place at chucking out time in a big city and you'll find plenty of easy girls.

..."in the pink"...

..."in the pink"...

...one...

...one...

...."In the stink".....

*high fives all the Shockers*

^ haha someone got it...:)

Also... Try giving her "two"...
:)

..."in the pink"...

...one...

...."In the stink".....

*high fives all the Shockers*

Now that's fucking team work!

Now that's fucking team work!

hurraaaay for totse!

So lame.

Thheee Eeeennndd.

So you see children? *closes book*

You see what is possible with the power of teamwork?

...Basically I'm just looking for help getting a convo rolling/getting her at her house, and some other random shit. I can't really speak Bulgarian all that correctly but i'm picking it up, it's easy enough. I'll probably try and open with something situational, like if she's walking fast I'll be like "where you running off to?" "oh so whats your name?"...

Try "You want come America?...Green card?"

You'll be fucking in no time.

haha just saw what i started...