Ok, well I was at a girls house right. With her mom there. Her mom was really cool and was drinking a little bit.

Well I was sharing my knowledge of sex while they asked questions. :D Well being a teenager I knew more about sex and I was answering their questions. Then we got into religion. I think I turned her mom into an atheist. :)

Well then we got back to sex. Then the girl was all shy and said she had a question. She was shy and we finnaly got her to ask.

"How big is your penis?"

"Sadly, I have an average penis." T.T
"Want me to show you?"

Well that was just me being me. It was sarcasm. But the mom says.

"Really you would?"
>.>

I said yeah. (Sarcasm) Somehow they convinced me to take on my pants. So they could see my dick. I was sitting on the bed but I couldn't get a boner. >.> I just wasn't turned on. I was just sitting there with nothing cept a shirt on and It was weird.

So the mom was trying to give her daughter tips on how to give me a boner. but she couldn't really do it. She was to shy. So her mom gave up and i put my boxers back on.
I decided she was just shy so I bite her neck for a while. I led her hand on my penis then told her to just grab.

I got a boner and showed the two of em. >.>

I am so fucking cool.

Someone has been watching too many MILF Instruction/Roleplay vidz.

lol. very much doubt thsi happened. pics or it didnt happen

lol. very much doubt thsi happened. pics or it didnt happen

FUCK, no pics.

pics :(

This story would be better if it wasn't LIES.

It wasn't lies. T.T

No way in hell, or that mommy would be in prison catching broomsticks up her ass ^^

Why would I snitch? >.>

her daughter may take it as some form of sexual abuse, by what you said, she seemed freaked out.

I decided she was just shy so I bite her neck for a while. I led her hand on my penis then told her to just grab.

I got a boner and showed the two of em. >.>

I am so fucking cool.
Until there I was considering not calling bullshit.

No...

Until there I was considering not calling bullshit.

Whats so bullshit about it?

Dude, if you're going to make shit up, either make it somewhat believable or so obviously BS that it's funny; you didn't do either and now I'm upset.

too close to a 'i just got laid' thread.