I am not trolling by the way , but my new girlfriend who ive been dating for like almost a month tells me she's 13. She doesnt look 13 by the way she looks 16 she's kind of devoloped. I know I cant be with her anymore but she told me this almost right after we had sex for the first time. So I didnt want make her feel bad and just dump her right after that. Im going to be 18 in about 5 months so there is no chance in pursuing any of this. Her being 13 and me 17 wouldnt consistute stagatory rape right? Ketch could you eloborate on that since I know you dealt with that with your son and that girl. So what do I do guys? I know im not going to pursue this but I have a feeling if I dump her she might try to pull some shit on me of some kind.

You need to ditch her dude.

At least you got to fuck a 13 year old, it has been years since I last did that.

And, since she lied about her age you should be in the clear.

And, since she lied about her age you should be in the clear.

lol...

But seriously, I'll put up with a lot in a relationship. Lying isnt part of it though. I hate being lied to.

Did she lie about her age, or did you just assume?

Either way, this is where people expect me to call you a cunt, but I won't. I just hope she was worth it.

why do you have to type &&? & and && are two different things Let me explain how it works.

& is the symbol for the word "and"

&& is a bit operator AND that makes every bit false unless both bits are true. as so

1 && 0 = 0
0 && 1 = 0
0 && 0 = 0
1 && 1 = 1

so the answer to your question is

1101
&&
10001
_____
00001

together you're both one year old. That's not too far apart so don't worry.

I like when ppl think it's cool to break the law but they get all pussy about the age thing, my bf was 18 when i was 14 and no ones gone to jail yet ;)

Grammar Nazi

Click close on the msn conversation.

Haha.

- Kaizer.

Should have fucked her then dumped her then. Teach her a lesson and get some underage poon.

No , she lied.

Grammar Nazi

hell yes i am

Leave on good terms so this doesn't happen, oh and it should of been pretty fucking obvious she wasn't 16. I mean before fucking her, you didn't even realize she doesn't have a license?

A lot of guys I know have a rule, "If they don't have a license I am not fucking them."

So leave on good terms with the girl so she doesn't hold a grudge against you.

As you know already it all comes down to the way she reacts and the laws where you're at.


Whatever you do, do NOT sleep with her again. The fact you slept with her once is bad enough and counts as rape someplaces. DO not compound the mistake and totally screw any chance you might have of a viable defence in law.

TALK TO A LAWYER NOW. Might be the best $50 that you'll ever invest. Even if it means telling your parents to get the money.


Do not think it'll all blow over and go away by itsself. Once she makes an accusation then you'll go through hell no matter what.

get her to break up with you.
idk, what do thirteen year olds hate?
mmm, give her a really gross kiss or burp in her mouth, and don't call her much, infact, don't call her anymore and be really abrupt with her.

The good news is, there are organizations devoted to the rights of people like you.

The bad news is, they're called NAMBLA, and your girlfriend is not a boy. Tough luck, buddy, better luck next life. Sorry 'bout that...

well, you have to end it. Thats a fact.
but seriously didnt you realise she was in like what grade 7 maybe 6.
ahh well, yah know what they say, if you have sex with a girl before she has her peiod it gives you magical powers..

Its the same thing with ciggarrettes. Go to BLTC and post a thread about them. The same people who mix sleeping pills with alcohol, eat mystery pills at raves, drink ungodly amounts of alcohol, and recommend heroin as the best opiate will tell you stay away from ciggarrettes.

Its the same thing with ciggarrettes. Go to BLTC and post a thread about them. The same people who mix sleeping pills with alcohol, eat mystery pills at raves, drink ungodly amounts of alcohol, and recommend heroin as the best opiate will tell you stay away from ciggarrettes.

lol sounds like me ;)

Sell her cigarettes.

Sell her cigarettes.

Inefficient and unimaginative. The proper totse response is to get her addicted to coke, then put her to work while she's still young enough to get a decent price.

Well , I made her think I just wanted her for sex and tricked her into getting into an argument with her. She deleted me off her myspace and all that 13 year old jazz. I then told my female freind to pretend where going out for a week so when she comes to my page again she could see im dating this new chick. I know its kind of childish and immature but she's 13 and myspace consumes major part of her life.

She doesnt know my last name or my place of residence and lives 3 hours away. I think ive successfully closed the deal. For safe measures I sent my freind I knew she secretly like because she can not keep much of anything secret. I sent him to hit on her and try to get with her. He's cool with it. He'll dump her in about a a week or two once he gets with her.

That may of been harsh or over zelous , but considering im a totsean she should be glad thats all I did.

He's cool with it. He'll dump her in about a a week or two once he gets with her.

That may of been harsh or over zelous , but considering im a totsean she should be glad thats all I did.

Thats pretty messed up, bro. I'm all for casual sex if thats the lifestyle you choose. My boss is married, and he gets a decent amount of action on the side. We got into a conversation about the religious aspects of cheating, and he said he didn't feel like he was doing anything wrong. Because he genuinely cared about the girls he was sleeping with. Not love by any stretch of the imagination, in fact...a lot of them were one night stands with strippers. But cared about in the fact that he's laid back and cares about people just because their people. Theres no reason to go out of your way to hurt people. Theres just not.

Thats pretty messed up, bro. I'm all for casual sex if .theres no reason to hurt people. Theres just not.

Its not sadistic malicious intent, just self preservation.

A kind word and an apology might of triggered her to cry wolf. She's just 13 she'll get over I went through worse things at her age and I managed to get by.

Its not sadistic malicious intent, just self preservation.

A kind word and an apology might of triggered her to cry wolf. She's just 13 she'll get over I went through worse things at her age and I managed to get by.

Ima laugh when she acts like a typical little bitch and goes to her parents NOW that you were such an asshole. How do you figure being a major asshole is going to make her NOT want to go tell someone to get you in trouble? Stupid fuck girls are fucking crazy and vindictive and fucking revengeful. And try telling the whole She lied in court. That would work really fucking well. You don't think every other fucking person thats got caught for fucking underage people didn't try that. I mean im sure every person in jail for statutory rape was like "Oh yea i knew she was 12 of course'. Hell no they probably tried "what she was HOW OLD OMFGZORS i didnt know she told me she was 22 not 14"

Wouldnt 1101 + 10001 be

01101
10001
--------
11110


?

Edit: Lol binary logic sucks balls. Binary addition FTW.

Inefficient and unimaginative. The proper totse response is to get her addicted to coke, then put her to work while she's still young enough to get a decent price.

Wait, I got it! Murder/Suicide.

Then she'd just tell the cops out of pure spite. And once she tells someone, OP = Fux0r3d.

Get her to huff raid. And as for people that are making fun of OP for being worried about getting caught, no the police won't break down her bedroom door the minute he penetrates her. But if her parents find out and get pissed or she gets in a fight with him, there is some serious ammunition against him there, and angry dad could have him put away. That's why people give a shit about that law.

Well, your only 17 so theres a chance you'll just get jail till ur 18.

I'm almost positive you handled the situation in the worst way possible. You fucked up (no pun intended), so from that point on you should have confronted the situation in a direct, mature way, doing everything to keep yourself safe. The lawyer advice is an example. Instead, you played the child role, pissed her off, pulled some manipulative shit, and then sent a friend to worsen the situation. Y'know what? I hope she goes to the cops and you get in shit, you've earned it.

Wouldnt 1101 + 10001 be

01101
10001
--------
11110


?

Edit: Lol binary logic sucks balls. Binary addition FTW.

01101 --- 13
10001 --- 17
--------
101000

UPDATE

EXTREME FUCKING UPDATE

Im in complete and utter disbelief.. She lied about being 12 , and she's actually turning my age tommorow ? I asked around her school and more then 20 people told me she's turning 17. Somebody even showed me picture of her and them in a teen club that you have to be 16 to get in and the only accept drivers license. On top of that she fucking has a kid.....and the father was the one who first congratulated me and her getting together with me.

So im safe from the rape case but..

Im now more confused then before...

not sad..

Just extremely confused..

Im sorry but I find this an extremely hilarious situation

you failed her test, ha

if only every statutory rapist were as lucky as you are. i think she just wanted to use you for sex. thirteen years old, jesus... you sick bastard! haha jk.

ahahahahahahahah

Ewww wtf, you're lucky you got away from that one. Crazy bitch.

I call complete bullshit.

Shes your GF - but doesn't know your last name. She tells you shes 13. Later you find out she is 17, but she has a kid.

Now - after you were done fucking this girl - if she exist - how did you not stop and think "Why the hell is this 13 year old this fucking loose?"

If this is real - thats pretty damn funny.

EDIT: Woah - firekitty you live in columbus too?

get her to break up with you.
idk, what do thirteen year olds hate?
mmm, give her a really gross kiss or burp in her mouth, and don't call her much, infact, don't call her anymore and be really abrupt with her.:DLMAO

Well , I made her think I just wanted her for sex and tricked her into getting into an argument with her. She deleted me off her myspace and all that 13 year old jazz. I then told my female freind to pretend where going out for a week so when she comes to my page again she could see im dating this new chick. I know its kind of childish and immature but she's 13 and myspace consumes major part of her life.

She doesnt know my last name or my place of residence and lives 3 hours away. I think ive successfully closed the deal. For safe measures I sent my freind I knew she secretly like because she can not keep much of anything secret. I sent him to hit on her and try to get with her. He's cool with it. He'll dump her in about a a week or two once he gets with her.

That may of been harsh or over zelous , but considering im a totsean she should be glad thats all I did.Sorry no offense but I'm going to have to agree with I-RapeTards that wasn't really the smartest course of action,matter of fact you made it more complicated than it already is,but the best thing you can do now is leave it at that and totally forget about it.

Meh. I really don't see what the problem is here dude. You like her, she likes you, she's nicely developed and i assume, fairly mature. Just don't let anyone find out you're fucking and enjoy that tight 13 year old pussy.

stupid, stupid, stupid thread. bad troll.

So why are you telling us about your e-girlfriend again?

Did she touch your penis?

Fuck her a few more times then dump her or MURDER SUICIDE or wait even better do a benoit take 10 months of steroids in the next month then pull a double murder suicide

+ one

Any thread that starts off, "I'm not trolling...." is bullshit 99.5% of the time.

if your still seeing her in a year (or just whenever your 18), you'll technically be a pedo

Lol, she doesn't even know your last name? What the fuck was this thread made for then...

Fuck this shit, you've got a good thing going. Keep fucking her.

PS Hawt.

There was no need for two ampersands in the title.