i make out with my girlfriend after and its no big deal but then there are people who are like "omg dont kiss me my pen0r was in your mouth"


which one are you?

Snowball, ftw!

As long the aftermath has been swallowed well.

i suck my own pen0r and kiss your girlfriend and she doesnt mind either

This thread will fail.

But yes, I don't mind making out with her, unless she's a ho, then I won't make out with her before or after.

yeah that's fucking sick. Ever heard of listerine?

As far as a girlfriend, I've never had a problem with it. You'd have to be ridiculously homophobic to get all pissy about not kissing after you just got head. It's your fucking penis and fluids, you're not going to get sick or diseases from yourself. That doesn't mean I'm gonna take a snowball though, just not into that I guess.

I never cum from head, so yeah.

id probably do it lol.

dick broke?

id probably do it lol.

What about making out with a chick you just facialed? Thats upping the ante a bit.

Immature threads FTW!

Jesus christ, the girl just gave you a fucking blowjob! Show some appreciation...

Give a little, get a little, that's my motto.

*ObZ

Once upon a blowjob, a girl was complaining about it tasting bad. I said "Spit it in my face if it's so bad, I dare you!" (We were playing a little rough).

I didn't expect her to actually do it. :(

I'll be the first to say it. How the fuck do you know that other people say that. You been giving other guys blowjobs then trying to make out?

I wouldn't put up with it. If I do something orgasmically kind for him, and he thanks me by treating me like I did something unkissable, then we'd have problems.

I'll be the first to say it. How the fuck do you know that other people say that. You been giving other guys blowjobs then trying to make out?

i think hes taking that from the context of stories guys have told him from their pov

I'll be the first to say it. How the fuck do you know that other people say that. You been giving other guys blowjobs then trying to make out?

um. no. ive heard people say that they wouldnt. is that so hard to believe?

What generation do you live in? Its only orgasmically kind literally. It's not like you're doing him this huge favor. It's just a part of sex. Just like when he goes down on you. It's not a special occasion. It's just normal.

Yeah, and I'm a guy and I don't really care. So long as she swallows and whatnot, so I don't have to actually be licking my own jizz, it's no problem.

After four or five girls told me that my cum tasted really good, I asked one to hold some in her mouth while I kissed her. They were right; it tasted great. So, btw, did their cunt juice.

snowball... no thanks. if you dont wanna swollow, i dont either.

making out with her after, okay.

There was actually an article about this on Gakwer (via Jezebel)[1 (http://jezebel.com/gossip/global-cummit/cummit-round-two-the-postblowjob-makeout-does-he-get-all-gay-about-it-276765.php)] today.

Creepy.

But no, I have no qualms about kissing after a blow job.

Looking from her point of view, how can I expect her to let me nut in her mouth and then not be willing to touch that same mouth with mine until it is cleaned without looking like a hypocrite?

Any guy that has a problem with that doesn't deserve the head in the first place.

i really have no problem with it. well, if i ended up getting my own pubes in a kiss (no, i'm not into shaving myself), then we'd have a problem.

I would do it, but would prefer she have a glass of water first.

On the other side of the fence, I don't find it at all wrong/disgusting to make out with a girl straight after going down on her...

I do it, so long as she swallows.

Guys in general are too homophobic. It's like they need to constantly reaffirm their masculine status to feel secure or to maintain their warped ego.

It's like saying..."OMG you masturbate you like touching penises! u gay now!"

And everyone knows how retarded that is.

*ObZ

QFMFT. I was about to say something similar.

Also 'making out' =[/thread]

I would, but like, I have SDD

dick broke?

Eh, i've only gotten head on antidepressants, or just as a prelude to sex.

But in answer to your question, yeah lil bit.

Also 'making out' =[/thread]

what else should i call it?

I don't like kissing my boyfriend after he eats me out.. That's mainly because his entire face smells like pussy.. I don't like it..

You should just be grateful that your boyfriend has the drive to pleasure you with his whole face.

I don't like kissing my boyfriend after he eats me out.. That's mainly because his entire face smells like pussy.. I don't like it..He's willing to stink up his entire face to pleasure you, and you won't kiss him when he's done?

He's willing to stink up his entire face to pleasure you, and you won't kiss him when he's done?

Got to agree here, that reminds me of that Sex and the City episode where Miranda has this guy she meets at a weight loss group eat out her pussy. Does a good job, she thinks he is the best thing since sliced bread, but afterwards he would always come up for a kiss. Almost like a seal of approval for his good work.

She broke up with him because she was disgusted with the thought of kissing him after he had been eating her out. Now isn't it amusing that this girl is saying the same shit, but us men have seen time and time again women get mad when you refuse to kiss them after they've sucked your dick.

So this makes me think, who's right? My personal opinion is that it shouldn't matter. If the girl or guy is willing to suck on your private parts that probably aren't that clean (unless you just showered) should at the very least get a kiss for their efforts. Just my take though ;)

I kinda like it, makes a kiss so more kinky plus my cum tastes great.

My ex used to love the taste of herself. She'd always suck my fingers dry whenever I touched her.

This thread is filled with pseudo gayness. Between snowballing and sex and the city referances I need to go watch some lesbian porn followed by WWE to counterbalance the gayness and lack of masculinity.

You should just be grateful that your boyfriend has the drive to pleasure you with his whole face.

Thing about that is, he doesn't have the drive.. He rarely spends any time pleasuring me.. And he's not even that good at it..

Fuck, no I will not kiss him.. I don't like the smell of pussy..

Guys in general are too homophobic. It's like they need to constantly reaffirm their masculine status to feel secure or to maintain their warped ego.

LAWL

*ObZ

Just as long as the girlfriend don't say SHIT about sex life to other people. (Ex. "hehehe yeah my boyfriend kiss me after blowjob")

This thread is filled with pseudo gayness. Between snowballing and sex and the city referances I need to go watch some lesbian porn followed by WWE to counterbalance the gayness and lack of masculinity.I think watching WWE would undo any straightness you gained from the lesbian porn...

I think watching WWE would undo any straightness you gained from the lesbian porn...

yeah I realized that afterwords. 90 percent of the woman in wrestling are musclebound and manly. Anyone else see the pics of China fucking Xpac? She took so many steroids her clit got enlarged and looks like a dick. It gave me nightmares and is seriously fucked and is one of those things that give guys that thing (penis trap) or something where they're afraid when they put it in a girl her pussys gonna eat their dick or something.

neg rep for anyone who posts the pics for trying to give me nightmares.

i dont usually come from head.....so snowballing is not in effect.

i doubt I would kiss a one night stand who gave me head....but if its my girlfriend then yes i would kiss her.

i usually her after eating pussy.

yeah I realized that afterwords. 90 percent of the woman in wrestling are musclebound and manly. Anyone else see the pics of China fucking Xpac? She took so many steroids her clit got enlarged and looks like a dick. It gave me nightmares and is seriously fucked and is one of those things that give guys that thing (penis trap) or something where they're afraid when they put it in a girl her pussys gonna eat their dick or something.

neg rep for anyone who posts the pics for trying to give me nightmares.

+rep for anyone who posts the pictures, I want to see.

(Note: My rep > His rep, so feel free and post.)

nasty i never make out after she sucked my dick. it like sucking your self. I make the bitch bursh after :D

+rep for anyone who posts the pictures, I want to see.

(Note: My rep > His rep, so feel free and post.)

i will rep you also.

Well how many guys wouldnt suck their own dick if they could. I would... I just wouldnt cum in my own face. Its kinda like that.

+rep for anyone who posts the pictures, I want to see.

(Note: My rep > His rep, so feel free and post.)

WARNING: What you are about to see is shocking, and not for the faint of heart. If the idea of a woman with an extremely oversized clit that looks like a shriveled, underdeveloped toddler penis disgusts you, do not look at the below picture.

http://i.somethingawful.com/horrorsofporn/chyna/clit.jpg

WARNING: What you are about to see is shocking, and not for the faint of heart. If the idea of a woman with an extremely oversized clit that looks like a shriveled, underdeveloped toddler penis disgusts you, do not look at the below picture.

http://i.somethingawful.com/horrorsofporn/chyna/clit.jpg

Meh. After my learning about various sex hormone disorders, which can lead to malformed genitalia, in uni, with many pics...

That doesn't bother me at all :).

*ObZ

That doesn't bother me at all :)Well as long as it doesn't arouse you, either...

;)

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http://i.somethingawful.com/horrorsofporn/chyna/clit.jpg
SOMETHINGAWFUL? TRAITOR!!!!

Also, I must give out more rep before giving it to you again.

Sorry. I'll make a note for next week.

Well as long as it doesn't arouse you, either...

;)

There is no way I'd ever fuck anybody like that.

You know the saying "it's not gay if the balls don't touch"? Well, if I fucked her, the penises would be touching. FUCKING EW!

I don't mind, fuck my dogs lick their taints and then lick my face. I don't give a damn if my jizz was just in her mouth, just as long as it was my jizz and no one elses.

i'd do some freaky shit like make out with her with the cum in her mouth or something. maybe i'd swallow. maybe.

SOMETHINGAWFUL? TRAITOR!!!!

Also, I must give out more rep before giving it to you again.

Sorry. I'll make a note for next week.No, I do not go to SA.

That's just the first image that pops up in a google image search for "chyna clit"

There's always something to drink around here.. so after I get a blowjob she has something to drink before she even tries to kiss me.. she thinks its sick too. She doesn't kiss me after I eat her out... and I honestly want to get the taste out of my mouth and wash my face.. because the aftertaste/smell isn't good.

WARNING: What you are about to see is shocking, and not for the faint of heart. If the idea of a woman with an extremely oversized clit that looks like a shriveled, underdeveloped toddler penis disgusts you, do not look at the below picture.

http://i.somethingawful.com/horrorsofporn/chyna/clit.jpg

The last part of my mind that wasn't twisted just twisted. That's disgusting beyond belief and I hate everyone of you.

WARNING: What you are about to see is shocking, and not for the faint of heart. If the idea of a woman with an extremely oversized clit that looks like a shriveled, underdeveloped toddler penis disgusts you, do not look at the below picture.

http://i.somethingawful.com/horrorsofporn/chyna/clit.jpg


Oh my god dude. When I looked, at first I was like fuck you thats a dick. Then I was just shocked at the truth.

WARNING: What you are about to see is shocking, and not for the faint of heart. If the idea of a woman with an extremely oversized clit that looks like a shriveled, underdeveloped toddler penis disgusts you, do not look at the below picture.

http://i.somethingawful.com/horrorsofporn/chyna/clit.jpg

Ewwww clit piercings are naff.

Actually I think she looks kinda cute. None of us can help the way we are made down there.

I'd be fascinated to go down on her and find out if size increases or decreases sensitivity etc.

WARNING: What you are about to see is shocking, and not for the faint of heart. If the idea of a woman with an extremely oversized clit that looks like a shriveled, underdeveloped toddler penis disgusts you, do not look at the below picture.

http://i.somethingawful.com/horrorsofporn/chyna/clit.jpg

I like it how everyone keeps quoting this picture so that it's all over the thread and burns into everyone's minds.

:)...

None of us can help the way we are made down there.Under normal circumstances, I'd agree with you.

But Joanie's clitoris isn't naturally large, it's a side effect from all of the steroids she pumped into her body. So in this case, she did have a hand in giving herself a penis.

We're two of a kind, L.I.

Thing about that is, he doesn't have the drive.. He rarely spends any time pleasuring me.. And he's not even that good at it..

Fuck, no I will not kiss him.. I don't like the smell of pussy..

Man, that's a freaking shame. It only takes a few minutes to learn how to do it right. A good place to start is to explain female anatomy to him, and suggest that he try tracing the alphapet (lower case script) around and across your clit.

And most guys use way too much pressure and motion before they learn how. It really takes more study than giving a blowjob.

She wont let me. Not until she's brushed her teeth.

I try kissing her but she just wont let me!!