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Well I've been doing some thinking about how life on earth sucks major balls and I came up with a plan. I convert to Muslim, suicide bomb some American facility and live happily ever after with 72 virgins and 72 mansions.
Just one question remains: Are they going to be smelly Muslim women or will they be attractive? I might not want to do it if they are those middle eastern girls that were used to seeing. So whats the deal here?
#2
2007-07-10, 23:24
shitty wok
Regular
Re: Thinking of converting to Muslim
Quote:
Originally Posted by Spade
Well I've been doing some thinking about how life on earth sucks major balls and I came up with a plan. I convert to Muslim, suicide bomb some American facility and live happily ever after with 72 virgins and 72 mansions.
Just one question remains: Are they going to be smelly Muslim women or will they be attractive? I might not want to do it if they are those middle eastern girls that were used to seeing. So whats the deal here?
Nice try assthrax.
#3
2007-07-11, 16:39
evilman
Regular
Re: Thinking of converting to Muslim
heres how you convert to muslim
1.load gun
2.put gun to forehead
3.??????
4.profit!!!!
but really they would be smelly arab chicks and that would actually be torture haveing to fuck 72 arab chicks
#4
2007-07-11, 19:19
bible_belt_atheist
Regular
Re: Thinking of converting to Muslim
Actually, the women aren't virgins, they're just women who've only been fucked by Chuck Norris. XD
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2007-07-10, 13:30
Thinking of converting to Muslim