I just got a new flash drive to replace my old 512mb one. I don't know what I want to do with it, but I'd like to do something cool. Currently, the best thing I can think of is putting Damn Small Linux on it. Does anyone know of something really cool I could do or use it for?

Buy a rubber dildo, cut a hole in the base, dump in some glue and stick the drive in there (connector facing out of course)
This makes for high quality security (who the fuck is going to steal a usb dildo) not to mention a decent lulz factor.

As for what to put on it, I can't think of anything. Esxcspeshseley since you didn't say what size...I assume 1gb? or 2? or more?

Yeah, I'd go with the idea of putting it into something crazy. Maybe put it inside a plastic toy so the connector sticks out of its ass/crotch?

The dildo idea sounds like a laugh Although having a rubber dick sticking out the front of your PC looks a tad weird. Use it at the library.

It's just 512 (480 actually). I'm really looking for something I can put on it to do stuff. I'd like to plug it in and have it search for certain stuff on people's computers and automatically steal it. I don't know how possible that is, and I wouldn't have much room to work with with only 480mbs.

Put files on it?

Put an autorun on it that launches a batch file that tests for certain folders and copies the contents to itself.

How would I go about doing that?

Search these forums for portable software, I remember someone posted a link (maybe Toraton?) or,

(here, just for you Toraton)
Go to google
search "warez-bb"
register
login
find the portable apps subtopic (or sticky?)
download some shit

^
there, happy?

read the shoplifting thread(my post) steal a 2 gig flash drive...the scandisk have a special system that launches onplug in an is like a seperate start menu. an can have firefox an all kinds of shit.
it can be password protected to.
(you can delete the system if you wantthough)

i stole a 4 gig an used it to save my porn pictures a a couple porn videos. put a password on it, an made a tape label calling is windows virus.

no one would touch the shit. an if they did. its almost impossible to crack the pass, an if needed it can be set to erase all files if you try to crack it

Back in my day, i had a floppy that would auto-install a subseven server. It would then make some error about an "Invalid Floppy in drive A:"

Write your own trojan and pwn your friends