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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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# 1
2007-07-10, 00:26
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Over the Hills and Far Away
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Girlfriend Problems
Recently, my girlfriend has started to flirt with this other guy. She used to like him, but he didn't feel the same way.
She moved, and after two years he told a friend she was hot. She found out, and now she's all giddy-- She talks to him more than me, whatever. Details not necessary, unless anyone needs them.
Essentially, she's going down to visit all her old friends, and he's included... Any advice, whatsoever?
I'm not trying to be a whiny asshole or anything, this is just pissing me off.
EDIT: I hacked her myspace, and that's how I found out these things. Any additional info at request, and thanks.
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# 2
2007-07-10, 00:31
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Re: Girlfriend Problems
Simply ask her if she likes this guy, you'll know if she is bullshitting you because you looked at her myspace. If she really cared about you she would tell you the truth. If she bullshits you, dump her ass. Let her be a slut, and find some other girl. if you want you can make her jealous so she will want to spend more time with you.
Oh...by the way this isn't really a "Bad Ideas" thread. It is more of a "Sex and Affection" topic. I would post this somewhere else before a moderator gets pissed.
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# 3
2007-07-10, 00:32
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Re: Girlfriend Problems
I would seriously dump her, if she doesn't come crying back for you, then shes not worth keeping and is prob gonna try to cheat on you anyway. Just tell her something like you don't think she feels the same way about you as you do her.
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# 4
2007-07-10, 00:33
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Re: Girlfriend Problems
what you need to do, is sell razorblades to hobos. for some reason, razorblades are like candy to hobos. and candy is like crack. crack is like crack. razorblades are like crack with the addition of a hobo, meaning a hobo with no crack could be referred to as a razorblade, and as long as that is the case, we might as well eat them like the candy they surely are. and if a state of cracklessness is followed by consumption, crack is logically the salvation of all hobos everywhere. we must execute a emergency crack-drop to save the hobos, because they are the only real reliable source of razorblades, since we sold all our razorblades to hobos, and now the hobos have a monopoly on razorblades, and crack. my god what have we done?!?!?!
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# 5
2007-07-10, 00:34
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Re: Girlfriend Problems
you lost/he won
fuck her in ta azz with your black dawwwwwwwwg
p.s i think thread title should read ex girlfriend problems...lol@loner!
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# 6
2007-07-10, 00:41
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Re: Girlfriend Problems
This isn't a bad idea. THis belongs in S&A.
But, to answer your question, ask her if she likes him. If she says yes, dump her. If she says no, don't believe her and be very suspicious.
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# 7
2007-07-10, 00:44
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Re: Girlfriend Problems
Well, I guess I was asking for revenge help, or such. I was thinking of putting "whore" on her myspace backround and changing the password, and then telling the guy he's an asshole and such... But I don't know.
Danzig, thank you.
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# 8
2007-07-10, 02:04
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Re: Girlfriend Problems
Quote:
Originally Posted by Black Dog
Danzig, thank you.
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anytime.
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# 9
2007-07-10, 02:53
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Re: Girlfriend Problems
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Originally Posted by danzig
what you need to do, is sell razorblades to hobos. for some reason, razorblades are like candy to hobos. and candy is like crack. crack is like crack. razorblades are like crack with the addition of a hobo, meaning a hobo with no crack could be referred to as a razorblade, and as long as that is the case, we might as well eat them like the candy they surely are. and if a state of cracklessness is followed by consumption, crack is logically the salvation of all hobos everywhere. we must execute a emergency crack-drop to save the hobos, because they are the only real reliable source of razorblades, since we sold all our razorblades to hobos, and now the hobos have a monopoly on razorblades, and crack. my god what have we done?!?!?!
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release the niggers to smoke all theyre crack then they will try and smoke the razor blades and eventually raid then we can take back the slightly smoked razor blades but then we'll need more hobos to sell the razor blades to
dump her ass and get a new girlfriend
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# 10
2007-07-10, 03:26
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Re: Girlfriend Problems
Get some guys and go whoop his ass. Then chase him around until he stops talking to her. Threaten his life.  |
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2007-07-10, 22:30 |
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Re: Girlfriend Problems
the answer is simple.
molotov everything
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#12
2007-07-11, 00:01 |
0Monkey00Monkey0
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Re: Girlfriend Problems
the answer is simple.
murder/suicide
there we go
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#13
2007-07-11, 08:06 |
jackdaniels
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Re: Girlfriend Problems
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Originally Posted by Black Dog
Well, I guess I was asking for revenge help, or such. I was thinking of putting "whore" on her myspace backround and changing the password, and then telling the guy he's an asshole and such... But I don't know.
Danzig, thank you.
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Oh ya. That'll really show him. Calling him an asshole. What ever will he do?  |
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#14
2007-07-11, 08:27 |
Kingcodez
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Re: Girlfriend Problems
Register at the-militia.com and post up her contact info. Get people to prank call her and text bomb her cell phone (she'll have to pay a huge ass phone bill) I love doing that shit.
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2007-07-11, 13:07 |
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Professional Bastard
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Re: Girlfriend Problems
This isn't a bad idea. THis belongs in S&A.
Truth.
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#16
2007-07-12, 12:21 |
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Re: Girlfriend Problems
seriously you gotta leave that bitch on the on the side of the highway somewhere cuz shes just wasting your time..
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#17
2007-07-12, 12:33 |
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Re: Girlfriend Problems
If you're havin girl problems I feel bad for you son... I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one.
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#18
2007-07-12, 12:40 |
gadzooks
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Re: Girlfriend Problems
Seriously though... I only read the first post, as I'm kinda drunk now and getting lazier by the minute...
If you found this out by hacking into her myspace, then it seems like something she didn't intend on you finding out...
Which means...
You are a snooping, privacy-invading bastard!!
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PFFFFFFTTT!!
Yeah right... Like I'm gonna take her side on this...
The fact that she was hiding this all to begin with shows that she is an unfaithful bitch. DO NOT TRUST HER ANYMORE!!
And if you wanna have some extra fun (which I'm assuming you do.. since it looks like you originally posted this in Bad Ideas...)
Don't mention a THING to her!
Use this chance to work on a revenge plan while she's still within your grasp and none the wiser... I don't know what yet.. since I'm drunk and lazy right now... but I'm sure you can think of something to fit the situation.
If not, then just move on. It's not worth getting all worked up over if she's into some other dude. It just shows what kind of person she is.
At least consider yourself lucky that you have this opportunity to know what she's doing. If you hadn't hacked her myspace or whatever, you'd be completely in the dark, like most guys would be. You have a head start...
Use it!
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2007-07-12, 13:44 |
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Find me motherfucker
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Re: Girlfriend Problems
SHE
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WORTH
THE
TROUBLE.
ffs
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#20
2007-07-12, 13:53 |
bazthefish
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Re: Girlfriend Problems
dump her kick the shit outa him make sure u get lots of hits on in his balls so then at least he cant shag her for awile
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2007-07-12, 21:24 |
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Re: Girlfriend Problems
Recently, my girlfriend has started to flirt with this other guy.
She talks to him more than me
dump her
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#22
2007-07-12, 22:12 |
MrKite
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Re: Girlfriend Problems
Yeah... so if your relationship is at the level of emotional maturity that you need to hack each others myspaces to find this kinda stuff out.... I'd probably just say see what happens, and just move on if you find out they messed around. Or you could try talking to her?
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#23
2007-07-13, 08:49 |
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Re: Girlfriend Problems
If you're having girl problems I feel sorry for you son
I've got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
Your problem? She likes him better than you. The solution? Make her like you more. How do you do that? Act completely disinterested in her, and blow her off at every opportunity. Beyond that, make her jealous by spending more time with other women.
It might fix things but I doubt it. You already made yourself the one chasing in the relationship, which means you aren't the one who decides when it's over.
It's better than grasping at straws. Save your dignity: Don't give a fuck. There's nothing more pathetic than a guy who had a girl, lost her, and tries to keep her once she's gone.
If you want her back after old-friend boy gets his rocks off,(you don't BTW, or at least, she needs to believe that) save your dignity now and act relieved that she saved you the effort of doing it yourself.
She probably won't believe it and will think someone coached you to do that after your clingy ass saw the train wreck coming but what the hell: it's worth a shot.
Apathy, not jealousy.
Disinterest, not fishing for information.
Relief, not dismay.
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#24
2007-07-13, 20:54 |
Black Dog
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Re: Girlfriend Problems
Thanks for all the replies... And basically, she was pissed at me for talking to other girls, so she tried to piss me off as well.
She's insecure, but I guess it's better that I know why she did all of this.
Everything's (probably) fine now, so thanks everyone.
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