Well Basically I want to freak out me girlfriend after sex making her think I have some kind of freakish STD.

Basically I was wondering if there is some type of green dye that could make my seamen bright green? I was planning on gluing a very small tube to the bottom of my penis and having it attached to a sack of dye. Basically when I ejaculate I will squeeze the dye, hoping that it will mix with the seamen.

I think it might be hard to make it look realistic.

what the fuck?

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dude why the fuck would you do this it's not funny and there is a huge chance of you either
1. getting bitchslaped
2. loseing your gf
3. both
if you have any common sense you wont do this

Just squeeze a few drops of food coloring into your urethra.

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I'd closing this for the sheer douchebaggery.

Jeez, everybody knows you mix porridge oats with green poster pain and put it on...Just like in The Simpsons!

Duh.