Say.. you see a girl that you'd be interested in.

You say hi, and a couple things.

What do you do if you can't think of anything to say?

Walk away.

Talk about Pizza. Everybody likes Pizza.

Ask her about herself it will make you look interested and girls love to talk about themselves.

^^^^^I 2nd that

I often having instant 2nd thoughts after asking a girl how was her day or what she did whenever, just being nice that is upon first seeing them or talking to them for the day... cause instantly theyll start running their mouth for at least 3 mins straight, then unless ur a total retard you should be able to come up with a rebuttle to something they were just talking about

What to do when you have nothing to talk about.. lol. I could think of a few things.

"So I was balls deep in this nine year old when my clown nose fell off....."

The Shlong Has Spoken.

After you say hi and all just ask a question that you know she'll talk about forever.

Uhmmm...sex?

Fuck?!

tell her shes pretty

she'll say you're random,

then you say " i dont know, i just couldnt help it"




this is totse after all, so...

remember to fuck her in the ass.

Yeah, I think the best advice is to just ask her about herself.

Unzip your pants and whip out teh cock.

Another vote for this.

Just stare at her eyes with a faint smirk. She will blush.

Ask her what she's doing for lunch/dinner the next day?
Isn't that the point? After making small talk, make up an excuse for having to leave (checking on mexican slave children making knock off Nike shoes?), and get her number. If you can't think of something you need to do, make up something obviously false but funny. Girls like guys who have a sense of humor.

just get her talk about herself... once she starts she's not gonna stop.

btw nitrous you in south bend?

You fucking made my day mate :D

and on topic: some of the previous posters had some good points ;) glhf

Touch her boobs. This will speed up the process a lot because if she lets you then she wants you and if she doesn't, it would have been a waste of time to continue on to try to get her in bed anyway.

That was actually some pretty good advice. There was this one chick I was kinda after for a while. Shit got awkward this one time, and I just randomly grabbed her ass, and shit went on from there. That probably saved me like a months worth of bullshit.

punch her in the head and yell "I BET YOU WEREN'T EXPECTING THAT YOU LITTLE BITCH!"

File your chapter 11(bankruptcy) cause that means you have nothing left!?

I was randomly comtemplating what id say to a girl(cause i work at a campus so i always see a bunch of hotties) and like i was just running thru a situation and i had no problem of freestyling up some stuff to say...its simple...

Simply bust out a staller question, like asking a girl one of those questions thatll make them talk their mouth off for at least 1-2 mins straight without having u respond, then u can run from there or sneak in what u want to say to them...

Talk about Pizza. Everybody likes Pizza.

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