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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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  #1   Add Brat to your ignore list  
Old 2007-07-08, 19:37
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My boyfriend of one year is very very double jointed and can flex and twist in way I wish I could. Me? I'm stiff as a board. I can't do much. But he can. For instance, he can stand up, bend over backwards until his head is coming out from under his legs. He can lay on his stomach and bend back till his head touches the floor. He can do the Matrix. Oh, he also has no gag reflex!

I'm not a huge watcher of porn nor do I know a lot about acrobatic, bendy, or odd sex positions. Buuuut some of you here may know of out of the ordinary positions for an extremely nimble and bendyable man. We came up with a few, but I can't think of any. Maybe you people's can!
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Old 2007-07-08, 19:58
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I have nothing really to contribute, other than to say that it might be useful to know whether you are male or female.
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Old 2007-07-08, 20:06
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Default Re: Double-Jointed/Flexible Boyfriend =]

can he suck his own cock?
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Old 2007-07-08, 20:31
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can he suck his own cock?
Pretty much what everyone who reads the OP will want to know.
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Old 2007-07-08, 20:42
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can he suck his own cock?
More importantly, is he gay, and does he get turned on by his own cock???
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Old 2007-07-08, 20:58
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Default Re: Double-Jointed/Flexible Boyfriend =]

I am female and he said one day he was bored and tried. But he said he cant get more than the tip of it in his mouth. Even though he can bend over backwards like crazy, he cant bend over forwards any more than an average person can.
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Old 2007-07-08, 21:12
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Default Re: Double-Jointed/Flexible Boyfriend =]

Haha, i'm like that too :P. It can make for some interesting sex positions. See if he's good enough to bend over so his head is between his legs, then he sticks his cock in your arse and licks you out at the same time.
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Old 2007-07-08, 21:21
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Default Re: Double-Jointed/Flexible Boyfriend =]

'Cause if he can suck his own cock, I don't think he needs you...
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Old 2007-07-08, 21:33
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Default Re: Double-Jointed/Flexible Boyfriend =]

i'm hypermobile with joints that bend every which way, and my boyfriend's a big gangly rubber band. never felt the need to try any sort of circus sex, but there's no worry about getting tangled or uncomfortable
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Old 2007-07-09, 05:19
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I just don't understand why having no gag reflex on a guy is useful for anything unless he's gay.
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Old 2007-07-09, 05:25
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I just don't understand why having no gag reflex on a guy is useful for anything unless he's gay.
OP's a tranny.
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Old 2007-07-09, 05:32
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I just don't understand why having no gag reflex on a guy is useful for anything unless he's gay.
So they don't gag at the smell of a chicks vag? Just spit ballin here
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