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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2007-07-08, 06:45
getmethefuckout getmethefuckout is offline
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Default Why Did my balls hurt after i fucked my gf?

well neway the other day me and my girlfriend were having sex at hers. the day before i had a wank but didnt blow as i had school so i basically held it all day until i got to hers that night. at hers we drank and after that she gave me head..but still didnt finish me as i was soo drunk i fell asleep during it and she had to pull my pants back up while i was asleep. So FINALLY in the morning we get to the sex. so yea finally i blow while im inside of her and fuck i swear it was the longest orgasm ive had in ages. 15 mins after my balls really really started to hurt..like really started to hurt like youve been kicked 15 times there. i couldnt sit down properly or walk properly cos fuck it all just hurt. What was wrong with me?..Oh yea btw never fuck a girl wen shes on her period haha.;)
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Old 2007-07-08, 06:47
getoffmylawn getoffmylawn is offline
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Oh yea btw never fuck a girl wen shes on her period haha.;)

TAnX MAN NEVER WOULD HAVE KNOWN!!!!!!!
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Old 2007-07-08, 07:08
getmethefuckout getmethefuckout is offline
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TAnX MAN NEVER WOULD HAVE KNOWN!!!!!!!

Desperate times call for desperate measures.
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Old 2007-07-08, 07:12
ScaryDangerous ScaryDangerous is offline
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maybe you slept on your balls when you were drunk and when you woke up all you could think of was sex so you didnt realize the pain in your balls till after you orgasmed, and when a guy orgasms they usually dont feel pains because i hear the body releases some kind of natural morphine?

or maybe that vampire you fucked sucked you dry.
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Old 2007-07-08, 12:06
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or maybe that vampire you fucked sucked you dry.

He said she didn't finish him, dumbass.
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Old 2007-07-08, 20:14
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Blue Balls?
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Old 2007-07-08, 20:24
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They hurt because they're hers now.
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Old 2007-07-09, 01:19
charliels531 charliels531 is offline
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Why on earth would you wank and not blow? Or get a blowjob and not blow? Each time your equipment got all ready to go, then you shut it down. It's like a rocket launch, not warming up a car: If you don't blow, you are in effect forcing all your equipment to warm up, then reverse course. It sounds like a classic case of "blue balls" aggravated by some amateur lunacy.

If you want to develop the skill, get a book on karezza and try starting the exercises slowly.
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Old 2007-07-09, 01:53
J*A*D*A J*A*D*A is offline
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teh aids
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Old 2007-07-09, 02:46
getmethefuckout getmethefuckout is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by charliels531
Why on earth would you wank and not blow? Or get a blowjob and not blow? Each time your equipment got all ready to go, then you shut it down. It's like a rocket launch, not warming up a car: If you don't blow, you are in effect forcing all your equipment to warm up, then reverse course. It sounds like a classic case of "blue balls" aggravated by some amateur lunacy.

If you want to develop the skill, get a book on karezza and try starting the exercises slowly.


i wanked in the morning before school and didnt blow because i was already late haha. and it would take a fairly good blowjob to get me to blow..a fairly good blowjob indeed.
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Old 2007-07-09, 03:12
skimask_check skimask_check is offline
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blue balls indeed. If you dont know what that is its when right before you cum whatever is turning you on stops so you cant cum. Think trafic jam of cum throughout your weiner. You were too drunk also to think about finishing yourself off
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Old 2007-07-09, 03:15
sidewayz6.6 sidewayz6.6 is offline
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Well you came really close twice, and then slept on it. THERE'S your problem.
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Old 2007-07-09, 03:16
charliels531 charliels531 is offline
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Default Re: Why Did my balls hurt after i fucked my gf?

i wanked in the morning before school and didnt blow because i was already late haha. and it would take a fairly good blowjob to get me to blow..a fairly good blowjob indeed.

Maybe you do need to rethink this. How Freaking bad is a blowjob that you can't blow?
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Old 2007-07-09, 08:34
pyrogeek pyrogeek is offline
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Maybe you do need to rethink this. How Freaking bad is a blowjob that you can't blow?

Some girls really suck at blow jobs. This girl I was hanging out with a year or so ago sucked me off once. And damn she was bad. Just sucking on the end, and stopping several times doesn't help. Although, I never saw too much allure in it in the first place.
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Old 2007-07-09, 16:37
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dont worry, if it starts to chafe see a doctor
 
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