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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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2007-07-08, 04:45
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I have a Christian girlfriend
She will not have sex before marriage. I'm inviting her over tonight to get her extremely wasted (Spiking her drink) and then taking advantage of her.
Any tips?
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# 2
2007-07-08, 04:47
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Re: I have a Christian girlfriend
Just slip something in her drink. Its a lot quicker.
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# 3
2007-07-08, 04:50
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Re: I have a Christian girlfriend
Fail.
Take it from me, you have been on totse too long.
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# 4
2007-07-08, 04:54
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Re: I have a Christian girlfriend
im going to have to call you a douche, dont mess up her morals for your own selfish fucktard reasons, let her live the way she wants too. if you want sex, get another girl moron.
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# 5
2007-07-08, 04:59
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Re: I have a Christian girlfriend
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Originally Posted by countdown2chaos
im going to have to call you a douche, dont mess up her morals for your own selfish fucktard reasons, let her live the way she wants too. if you want sex, get another girl moron.
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ftw.
what you're describing is basically rape. Go fuck yourself.
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# 6
2007-07-08, 05:11
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Re: I have a Christian girlfriend
You guys are stupid. This is Enter. Duh.
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# 7
2007-07-08, 05:14
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Re: I have a Christian girlfriend
Tonight while I was out running I found a wallet.
I brought this wallet home.
Once I had showered I took this wallet apart and kept whatever I wanted/could use. This netted me about $35, a library card, a video store card, fake ID, and a shitload of coupons and gift cards (totalling around $60).
I've probably ruined this guy's shit completely, and I don't give a damn. But you know what?
Even I think what you're doing is fucking immoral. Get bent.
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# 8
2007-07-08, 05:15
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Re: I have a Christian girlfriend
take pics/video
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# 9
2007-07-08, 05:20
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Re: I have a Christian girlfriend
Uhmmm...he's trolling? You kids are slow!
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# 10
2007-07-08, 05:47
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Re: I have a Christian girlfriend
Okay, it's time for a scavenger hunt.
Go around your house and collect the following:
- bleach
- acetone
- big bucket
- lots of ice
I think you can take it from there...
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2007-07-08, 06:04 |
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Re: I have a Christian girlfriend
inb4lock.
<3
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#12
2007-07-08, 06:07 |
cant b bothered 
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Re: I have a Christian girlfriend
Smart. Not only are you going to rape someone, but you post it on the web. Go die.
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#13
2007-07-08, 06:25 |
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Re: I have a Christian girlfriend
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Originally Posted by WhyteWydow
Uhmmm...he's trolling? You kids are slow!
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LYKOMG QFT. |
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#14
2007-07-08, 08:34 |
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Re: I have a Christian girlfriend
You pussies. She WANTS the sex, she doesn't know it yet.
Trust me, just put it in her.
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#15
2007-07-08, 13:46 |
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Re: I have a Christian girlfriend
You're a fuckwit... simple as that. I was going to go into a rant about you and your type.. But, I think I could just simply sum it up with a good ol' biggoted "You are a fuckwit".
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#16
2007-07-08, 15:29 |
ieatchildren234
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Re: I have a Christian girlfriend
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Originally Posted by Enter
She will not have sex before marriage. I'm inviting her over tonight to get her extremely wasted (Spiking her drink) and then taking advantage of her.
Any tips?
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fuck you bro taking advantage of girls is fucked  |
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#17
2007-07-08, 18:27 |
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Re: I have a Christian girlfriend
Show her how good it really is. It will corrupt her, trust me.
My gf is Catholic, and we do it all the time. We've been dating for 5 years now too. I know from experience....
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2007-07-08, 18:38 |
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Re: I have a Christian girlfriend
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Originally Posted by Enter
She will not have sex before marriage. I'm inviting her over tonight to get her extremely wasted (Spiking her drink) and then taking advantage of her.
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"You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Enter again."
Bah! Whatever. Still, you fail. Spiking girls drinks and raping them ain't cool. Go see a psychologist and grow a fucking brain. Idiot noob.
+1 to all who've disagreed with the OP. At least, I think I've rep'd all of you. I dunno. Whatever. |
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#19
2007-07-08, 18:39 |
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Re: I have a Christian girlfriend
That was a lame attempt at trolling.
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2007-07-08, 18:44 |
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dodging the rain and tractors
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Re: I have a Christian girlfriend
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Originally Posted by Rocko
That was a lame attempt at trolling.
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more than just lame , it's paraplegic ! |
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#21
2007-07-08, 18:52 |
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Re: I have a Christian girlfriend
dont rape her
as a fellow christian i say that if she doesnt want too then you dont do it
find a new girlfriend you loser
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#22
2007-07-08, 18:57 |
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Re: I have a Christian girlfriend
Why are you guys so slooowwwww????? He's trolling!
Guess that's one of the handicaps that comes with being 12 years old :-P Ya can't pick up on trolling.
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#23
2007-07-09, 01:33 |
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I have a Christian girlfriend
LMAO ...HAHAHAHAHA
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#24
2007-07-09, 01:41 |
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Re: I have a Christian girlfriend
Hypothetically if he wasn't trolling...
She doesn't want sex before marriage because her religion most likely told her it was wrong. Assuming "A drunk tongue speaks a sober mind", wouldn't her decision under the influence reflect her true feelings on the matter?
Just throwing that out there...
Hypothetically o' course.
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#25
2007-07-09, 02:26 |
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Re: I have a Christian girlfriend
You might consider purchasing a suit for court.
-1 for your disgusting morals towards nice girls. There aren't many left. You could atleast be only half the true asshole around her.
The Shlong Has Spoken.
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#26
2007-07-09, 02:30 |
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Update? Pics or it didn't happen.
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2007-07-09, 02:56 |
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Re: I have a Christian girlfriend
On second thought, real men persuade women out of their ideals and morals without booze.
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#28
2007-07-09, 03:18 |
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Please tell me everybody is joking.
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#29
2007-07-09, 03:22 |
niggersexual
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This netted me a library card.
Bahahaha! What kind of idiot steals a library card?
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#30
2007-07-09, 03:25 |
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Everybody's joking. Except Enter. He's too slow to joke.
But his gf dumped him. That's why no pictures.
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#31
2007-07-09, 03:34 |
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Theres only one thing you can do in these types of situation; You need to anally rape her with a traffic cone
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#32
2007-07-09, 03:34 |
Lord G
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Bad Troll
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2007-07-09, 03:36 |
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Bahahaha! What kind of idiot steals a library card?
Avid readers?
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#34
2007-07-09, 04:10 |
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Originally Posted by stealth_bio's return
Just slip something in her drink. Its a lot quicker.
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She will not have sex before marriage. I'm inviting her over tonight to get her extremely wasted (Spiking her drink) and then taking advantage of her.
Any tips?
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2007-07-09, 04:10 |
robinhoody
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Bahahaha! What kind of idiot steals a library card?
Someone with existing late fees attached to their own account?
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2007-07-09, 04:26 |
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Re: I have a Christian girlfriend
Hes Trolling, Heres the clue:
1- She's Christian, but he is apparantly going to easily get her drunk, which is going to lead to her having sex with him.
So, she feels immoral about having sex, but getting hammered is hunky dory?
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2007-07-09, 04:28 |
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Re: I have a Christian girlfriend
So, she feels immoral about having sex, but getting hammered is hunky dory?
Sounds like your typical, hypocritical Christian priss to me.
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#38
2007-07-09, 04:50 |
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I don't really care that he's trolling. I was just looking for an excuse to do some reppin'.
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#39
2007-07-09, 05:16 |
pyroman5000
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Re: I have a Christian girlfriend
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Originally Posted by Enter
She will not have sex before marriage. I'm inviting her over tonight to get her extremely wasted (Spiking her drink) and then taking advantage of her.
Any tips?
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You are one or more of the following:
a) Full of shit
b) Desperately single
c) 12 years old or younger |
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#40
2007-07-09, 05:43 |
IronZeppelin
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Re: I have a Christian girlfriend
tell her to read the textfile on the main page of totse about sex according to the bible.
its enlightening ;)
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2007-07-09, 06:30 |
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Re: I have a Christian girlfriend
Lawl.
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#42
2007-07-09, 10:14 |
Chobits
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Re: I have a Christian girlfriend
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Originally Posted by Enter
She will not have sex before marriage. I'm inviting her over tonight to get her extremely wasted (Spiking her drink) and then taking advantage of her.
Any tips?
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GHB works fine, and it's not hard to get...
Make sure you use the right quantity of it though, this means that you have to know her exact weight. Too much GHB can be toxic to her body though. It comes in a clear liquid. It's called liquid X where I live... There should also be a non-refined version of it called GBL, which should be legal. Using GHB would also be "safer" than chloroform.This is because some people remember who knocked them out. |
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#43
2007-07-09, 12:26 |
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Originally Posted by Siash
Hes Trolling, Heres the clue:
1- She's Christian, but he is apparantly going to easily get her drunk, which is going to lead to her having sex with him.
So, she feels immoral about having sex, but getting hammered is hunky dory?
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Nah, Christian zealots are brought up under the belief that pre-marital sex (among other things) is a sin. Alcohol isn't. Hell, they give out sips of wine at every service!
HEELLLZ YEEEHA!! LETS GO TO CHURCH, THROW A PHAT PARTY, GET FUCKING WASTED, AND THEN SLEEP IN SEPARATE ROOMS!! |
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2007-07-09, 16:03 |
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Re: I have a Christian girlfriend
yeah, you drink wine every 1st sunday of the month at church and eat bread. it's called communion ;)
but also, enter says, just in her drink, he didnt say they were drinking alcohol...why would he need to try to get her drunk if they were already drinking? dur-da-dur...
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2007-07-09, 17:13 |
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Re: I have a Christian girlfriend
Then she's not the one for you if you can't wait. Seriously, she could press charges against you and pray to God to smite you. If you love her and care for her, you wouldn't be doing this. Why not hire a whore for yourself?
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2007-07-09, 17:20 |
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Re: I have a Christian girlfriend
Why not hire a whore for yourself?Because it is more fun to corrupt the innocent.
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#47
2007-07-09, 17:20 |
Brat
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Get a first-time whore. =]
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#48
2007-07-09, 18:36 |
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Get a first-time whore. =]
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Finding one of those is like finding a virgin in a marternity ward(maybe harder, even).
Whereabouts in Indiana are you? |
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2007-07-09, 19:04 |
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Re: I have a Christian girlfriend
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Just slip something in her drink. Its a lot quicker.
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It is also a rape charge...
Just get her pissed. |
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2007-07-09, 20:28 |
robinhoody
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Re: I have a Christian girlfriend
It is also a rape charge...
Just get her pissed.Taking advantage of a drunk chick is also considered rape...
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2007-07-09, 21:15 |
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Re: I have a Christian girlfriend
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I hate you
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2007-07-10, 10:08 |
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Re: I have a Christian girlfriend
Am I the only one to actually post some useful information on how to actually knock her out and have sex w/ her? I think soo...
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2007-07-10, 19:22 |
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Re: I have a Christian girlfriend
Am I the only one to actually post some useful information on how to actually knock her out and have sex w/ her? I think soo...GBL is not "non-refined" GHB, it's a completely different compound.
And if you're worried about someone remembering who knocked them out, I think you're much better off going with something like midazolam, or the ever popular (  ) flunitrazepam, which both cause a much greater degree of retrograde amnesia. |
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2007-07-10, 20:44 |
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tell her to read the textfile on the main page of totse about sex according to the bible.
its enlightening ;)
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that would be a very fucking bad idea, i actualy did that and preceded to ruin my relatinship with a Christian girl! But i read the title and thought "fail". |
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