I have frame of reference in this topic, Im like a child who wanders into the movie theater and, Im out of my element.
But I figured one calssy way would be to just mail your (nolonger) SO a book on How To Deal With Breakups.
I found a good one entitled "You're Dumped":D
So yeah, share your stories.

it wasnt me but i had a friend that when he saw her he sung let it burn by usher and then left.

Oh man, I could go on for ages.... :p

You already have ..:P

You already have ..:P

QFTMFT!

You would think my answer would be positive... memorable in a good way. Well, it is for me.

I won't go into details about the relationship but it went on too long, and I was having trouble breaking up with her... so she's still shuddering from orgasm, I hadn't blew my load but I stopped anyway and whispered into her ear "It's over" and sat down at my computer.

I had never felt more relief. A few days later she moved, probably because of me.


Posting for "Docta". This was in the "Most memorable sex moment thread". God I love this answer.

One time I was having a shitty day and expected my girlfriend to just call me up and dump me.

And she did.

This is about my friend not me. It may not sound as funny as it was though.

We have this little festial thing in the square in my neighborhood. And he was walking around without his girlfriend like all day. Later that night, she was walking with her friends, down the road. He sneaks up all James Bond like without her noticing, and says its over. Snuck away before she could say anything. It was a lot funnier then. :(

I wrote a song, spread it around, she fofund out when it was played on the school PA system.

I also posted it on totse, it's probably still around somewhere.

when my boy flipped a coin over the fone with this girl and it came up tails=she fails...

it was in 8th grade which is ike 6-7 years ago, and he ain't my friend anymore but that was some really funny shit.

i ended up dating the girl...

i didnt flip any coins.

I was on the receiving end of this one....its my most memorable one because it just happened 3 days ago.

I woke up i the morning and my girl had stayed over...we screwed like twice. I had to go into work for a few hours. before I left she told me she loved me....I come back after work and she comes over to talk. She tells me she is not in love with me and she needs space...and she just came from the doctor and found out she has HPV...and so I now have it. I guess this break up will be very memorable because I walked away from it with a souvenir....a fucking STD.

LOL ha thats gotta suck ass

Well, there's the girl who was saying she was going to commit suicide. There's the one who was just plain heart broken, which I regret since she was sweet, but it wasn't working for either of us. There's the girl who went lesbian and broke it to me saying how there's this nice guy, but doesn't know how to tell him she's not into guys since she was lesbian, but was just experimenting with men. There's the one who I dated two times, and it was both through notes she slipped me. There's this other girl I had to turn down, which isn't the subject of the thread, but it was probably the most memorable. I had really liked her before. She was pretty, nice, had a sense of humor, a good kid, smart. It was weird her going on about this guy she liked but screwed up with and then she says it's me, and I had to turn her down because I was starting to talk to this other girl and things were looking really good. I never had to do that before. I think the girl who became sure she was lesbian was a close 2nd though.

I just stopped talking to her.

She went on holiday, and after that, I refused to speak to her, take her calls, text her back, answer the door, IM her back. Just cut off all contact with her.

I think she got the message.

Probably the one that caused the most smashing of objects.

And a lot of verbal abuse, and crying.

At least, looking back on it it was the most funny because I pwnd him fucking good :D

she broke up with me over myspace. we stopped talking for three months after that but were back together now :)

I don't think I'll ever forget when my last girlfriend dumped me...

It was the final day on my eviction notice, and I had no other home to go to (ended up homeless for a few days, starting with that same night).

It was 2 days before Christmas (kinda made me feel a little extra lonely when I was wandering the streets getting drunk by myself on xmas morning...).

Talk about great timing...

wow...and i thought i was going to win this one.....

So it was my 18th birthday, and I was hanging with my girlfriend who I had been dating for like 3 years. She got this random text message and like checked it real quick and then ran to the bathroom. I asked her who it was and shes like "None of your fucking business". I looked at the screen and it was some random guy. We ended up screaming at eachother for like 3 hours, and then beat the shit out of eachother on the front long, totally white trash style. I think we were officially broken up once her earing got caught on my shirt and ripped out, and she dropped me with a swift knee to the groin.

Well, one day I fancied myself the magician and tried to saw her in half...

I hear she can walk again though, that's something I guess.

She threw a can of shaving cream at my head missing by an inch then pick up something else and threw it at me. I was laughing because I was drunk which just made her madder. I had my shirt off so she throws salsa at my back because there was a cut on it and she thought it'd hurt for some dumbfucking reason. Eventually, she left, to return once again for sexinz blah blah blah. What a dumb bitch. WHo thinks salsa is like kryptonite?

WHo thinks salsa is like kryptonite?

Kryptonite doesn't go well with doritos though.

Please tell me this was after the amazing birthday sex...

Please tell me this was after the amazing birthday sex...

Nah, the sex was after we broke up. Damn I miss that girl.

I broke up with her, she found out there was another girl, and I had to sit on the phone until 2 in the morning convincing her to not kill herself. I wasn't even INTO her, and she was like "JUST TELL ME WHO SHE IS AND ILL DIE HAPPY! I LOVED YOU!"

eh.
I ended up calling her best friend, and her mom, and made them help her.