Ok post your worst experiences with a girl or guy, mine would have to be I was hooking up with a drunk chick when drunk myself and I went to finger her and she had her periods...YUMMY!

The YUMMY! part made me laugh in that sick desperation sort of way.

Look on the bright side: At least you weren't giving head

"How long does it take?"

That was her to me when I lost my virginity.


Then the next day "I can't feel it".



I was mad, I mean how can you not feel 7 and a half inches? It's not like I am a needle dick.

I got a "are you still hard" once. Turns out I wasn't.

For real? When she said she couldn't feel it, I pulled out and it was like half hard.

How the fuck do you lose a hard on?

It makes me sad.

Sometimes it just happens...It's noones fault. It just happens.

This wasin't sexual, but its still one of the worst experiences with a guy.
Years ago,my friend and I were minding our own buisness sharing a joint and this friendly Indian comes to talk with us. Feeling generous, my buddy passed the joint to him. At the end he wanted to give me a shot so I took it.
After the shot, I realized the guy's breath REEKED of curry so I exhaled and threw up almost instantly.
What a waste that was. I feel really bad for how insulting that must have been.

Wait, what?

you threw up because you hit a curry blunt?

lol curry blunt

Uhmmmm...not being able to get up the first couple tmes me and this chick I've never fucked were about to do it. Not my fault, I just really wasn't that attracted to her :-P

I think my first time was my worst time. I'd dated the girl for almost a year (this was high school) and she finally decides that we can do it. So we make out for a while and I slip it in and go off after two or three strokes.

So I thought, "Is this all there is?"

Fortunately, it wasn't.