I was talking to my friend about those celeb obsessed people who make creepy websites and forums and fan-sites. We then moved from that to about how and why it is impossible for us "commoners" to get with an A-list celebrity.

As we discussed this, I thought, How the hell WOULD you hook-up with a celeb?


So, now, I leave this question to the most creative people traveling through my internets' tubes... &T.

Come on, how would you hook up with the girl that was in that movie and won that thing?

Personally, other than if you see them in public act like you don't know who they are and hit on them like anyone else (of course you would somehow have to hide your nervousness because the first thing they'll be think is that you're some stalker), I have no clue.

EDIT: Should this be in SG?

I would offer them cocaine for head. Everyone knows hot, young, female actresses are all addicted.

Become famous.

Failing that, gain access to them in a normal fashion. There are plenty of female celebs who hook up with their agents, managers, recording engineers, etc.

Failing that, gain access to them in a normal fashion. There are plenty of female celebs who hook up with their agents, managers, recording engineers, etc.For real.

Look at Jennifer Lopez and her first two husbands (waiter and backup dancer, respectively).

Look at Britney Spears and "K. Fed".

Hell, Nelly Furtado just got engaged to the sound engineer that worked on her last album.

Shit son, I'd just pretend I didnt know who they were.

"Oh, that was you in that one movie? Good job? Uh, where do you wanna go to eat?"

And just act unimpressed, as if they're just a regular person.

I wonder if they get hit on like that...

From the way you see people talk about celebrities it seems like most people are either scared or star-struck.

I'm moving to L.A. when I move out (hoping to get into show biz, behind the scenes stuff like animating and writing) of here so I'm sure I'll see at least one CILF:p. I'm definitely going to try and approach one like I haven't been to a blockbuster in 40 years.

WCS: a tape leaks onto the internets of me getting bitch slapped by Angelina Jolie.

I live in Toronto, so I've thoroughly abandoned all dreams of getting with A-list celebrities.

Now if only we had some female sports teams...

I think you have to somehow make them interested in you .. make them think that you're not like "everyone else" aka not obsessed with Hollywood. Nic Cage married his waitress. I'm not sure if it's the same for female celebrities though.

Dude don't give up, tons of famous people hang out in Toronto and alot of movies are shot there. I've only spent a few weeks in Toronto and in the Eaton Center alone I saw some kids from Degrassi and Amy Winehouse,. And I saw, but did not meet Ben Affleck on the set of some movie downtown a few years ago.

This, and back it up with chloroform.

Dude don't give up, tons of famous people hang out in Toronto and alot of movies are shot there. I've only spent a few weeks in Toronto and in the Eaton Center alone I saw some kids from Degrassi and Amy Winehouse,. And I saw, but did not meet Ben Affleck on the set of some movie downtown a few years ago.This thread is about A-list celebrities...

What're you sayin' aboot Degrassi, Robinhoody? Or was that just yet another rip on Affleck?

Gorilla

This thread is old as shit, but that is exactly what I would do.

I've actually thought about how it would go too, and I think it would work for making friends with male celebrities too (non-sexually, obviously).

Heh.

Bump.

Neg hits FTW!

On a much smaller scale, I've found this with model types and amazingly popular chicks...Act unimpressed and shit and they'll tend to be thinking "Wait a sec...Why is this guy not on his knees asking to sniff my undies?!...I must something to make this happen...I need my worship dammit!"

Neg hits FTW!

On a much smaller scale, I've found this with model types and amazingly popular chicks...Act unimpressed and shit and they'll tend to be thinking "Wait a sec...Why is this guy not on his knees asking to sniff my undies?!...I must something to make this happen...I need my worship dammit!"

Prettymuch. Negs and "ignorance." Don't let them talk about how special they are. Make yourself out to be mysterious and exciting. If you read Style's "The Game" ... there's a few examples. Fat pimply kid even got paris hilton's number...