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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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#1
 2007-07-06, 17:20 |
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 am i doing it right?
I'm sixteen now, and i can sperm. The thing is i cannot wank and sperm the way normal people do. For me to be able to sperm and masterbate is when i rub my penis up and down my bed, it does feel really good but when i try to masterbate the usual way nothing happens. I dont usually spend that long masterbating the usual way because i dont get the same pleasure as i do on my bed. Mabe im not masterbating right?! What do i do??
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2007-07-06, 17:21 |
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Re: am i doing it right?
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#3
2007-07-06, 17:28 |
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Re: am i doing it right?
Dude... Like... Um... Eh?
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2007-07-06, 17:29 |
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Re: am i doing it right?
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you said it brother...
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#5
2007-07-06, 17:47 |
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Re: am i doing it right?
Yeah, what?
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#6
2007-07-06, 17:51 |
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Re: am i doing it right?
you'll get it eventually it just takes a while
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#7
2007-07-06, 18:07 |
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Re: am i doing it right?
No comment.
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#8
2007-07-06, 18:14 |
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Re: am i doing it right?
I'm sixteen now, and i can sperm.
OMG. LMFAO.
Anyways, get some girl to put her mouth on it. Always works for me.
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#9
2007-07-06, 18:14 |
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Re: am i doing it right?
It's how I learned. I can do both but honestly I prefer the bed more >.>
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#10
2007-07-06, 19:21 |
TheManticore91
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Re: am i doing it right?
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Word.
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#11
2007-07-06, 19:35 |
asa
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Re: am i doing it right?
harder and faster wins the race...
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#12
2007-07-06, 20:07 |
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Re: am i doing it right?
harder and faster wins the race...Aesop is rolling in his grave...
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#13
2007-07-06, 20:11 |
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Re: am i doing it right?
I wish I could sperm the old way.
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#14
2007-07-06, 20:14 |
asa
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Re: am i doing it right?
Aesop is rolling in his grave...
Sour grapes, lol
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#15
2007-07-06, 20:30 |
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Re: am i doing it right?
Since when is 'sperm' a verb?
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#16
2007-07-06, 20:35 |
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Re: am i doing it right?
Is masterbait like a Master bait for fishing or something? :/
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#17
2007-07-06, 20:42 |
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Re: am i doing it right?
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Yeah, just yeah.
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#18
2007-07-06, 21:18 |
Shadow89
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Re: am i doing it right?
Um...I'm gonna walk...this way. Good luck witth that bed issue..
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#19
2007-07-06, 21:35 |
Maggotote
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Re: am i doing it right?
One funny troll
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#20
2007-07-06, 21:37 |
TheManticore91
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Re: am i doing it right?
Quote:
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Originally Posted by Silverfuck
Since when is 'sperm' a verb?
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Since it was posted on Totse. |
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#21
2007-07-06, 21:48 |
gadzooks
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Re: am i doing it right?
*sperms all over thread*
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#22
2007-07-07, 02:07 |
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second star to the right.
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Re: am i doing it right?
one time I was materbaitin and I spermed all over my face.
but seriously, whatever works, do it. just try not to get it on the sheets your mom might get pissed.
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#23
2007-07-07, 02:42 |
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Re: am i doing it right?
double you tee eff?
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#24
2007-07-07, 05:07 |
OKwithstuff
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Re: am i doing it right?
Tell the local hobo.
Anyone else remember this from SouthPark?
Find some lotion and massage your wang.
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#25
2007-07-07, 21:57 |
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Re: am i doing it right?
uhhhm..soo...
i pretty much don't know what to say, and that's a first for me.
anyway..
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#26
2007-07-07, 22:02 |
akiratheoni
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Re: am i doing it right?
lol wut
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#27
2007-07-07, 22:05 |
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Re: am i doing it right?
oh wow
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#28
2007-07-08, 01:58 |
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Re: am i doing it right?
That's why they call it "practice".
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#29
2007-07-08, 02:13 |
Razor
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Re: am i doing it right?
TMS
Traumatic Masturbatory Syndrome
It's when you masturbate the way you're talking about, lying down. It puts too much pressure on the dick and causes bad things to happen to it, like erectile dysfunction etc...
linky (http://216.239.51.104/search?q=cache:ENQweRwglEYJ:healthystrokes.com/TMS.pdf)
I would stop if I were you.
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#30
2007-07-08, 02:21 |
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Re: am i doing it right?
*Whistles and looks at the ceiling.*
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#31
2007-07-08, 02:42 |
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Re: am i doing it right?
wtf? really, just wtf man...?
and i thought i had horrible grammar and vocabulary when i type on the interwebz... =/ ouch.
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#32
2007-07-08, 03:24 |
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Re: am i doing it right?
This thread is full of ridiculousness.
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#33
2007-07-09, 00:22 |
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Re: am i doing it right?
LOL!
http://i15.tinypic.com/6h2iyid.jpg
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#34
2007-07-09, 08:39 |
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Re: am i doing it right?
I don't know about you, but I just do what feels good. Ever since I was like 7, I knew it felt good rubbing myself down there. Didnt know why, just knew that it did.
Get some lotion, hand soap, whatever and practice in the shower. Get used to it, or you'll be broken.
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