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 #1 
Old 2007-07-06, 03:28
akiratheoni akiratheoni is offline
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Default My timing sucks... (story)

Alright I don't know why I'm posting this, I guess I'm not asking for advice really but just venting a bit. I really don't see the point of this thread, but if you're bored, here's a story :)

One saturday my parents have a party for god-knows-what-reason... this one girl comes over (I'll call her Sarah). We get to talking a bit, and she's quite an interesting girl. Of course I have my eye on her but I wasn't planning on making a move.

So I work at this summer camp for kids 5 years to 12 years. That next Tuesday we head to a community pool for a swim (the location I am at is an elementary school and doesn't have a pool). As I was walking to retrieve my glasses, some girl comes up to me and says 'hey!'. It was Sarah.

One of the older kids who has the nerve to say anything that pops into his mind (he's 12) saw me talking to her and was like "hey, trying to pick up chicks now, huh?"

Whatever.

And then he proceeds to say "alright I'm going to ask her out for you." And he does...

Next, Sarah leaves to go into the locker room, and one of the girls in my camp asks for my cell phone number, then walks into the locker room and gives her my number, and gets her number for me...

So I got a number and a date without having to do anything. But the day before we were supposed to go out, the girl texts me saying "oh I just got a call from my boss, I have to work so I can't go to the movies with you"

No big deal, I guess. Of course we'll just reschedule it.

Eh, not so.

I went to go see Transformers Tuesday night. Before heading off to the movie, me and my friends decide to grab a bite to eat. As I'm eating I catch a glimpse of Sarah.

With her new boyfriend.

Shit.

So of course I was pissed and really moody to the point I lost my appetite. I didn't even feel like watching Transformers. But after seeing this kickass movie, I pretty much forgot about the whole incident with Sarah.

In conclusion, Transformers > girls.
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Old 2007-07-06, 03:59
gam3r_with_revenge gam3r_with_revenge is offline
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Default Re: My timing sucks... (story)

Man that sucks
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Old 2007-07-06, 03:59
bain surgeon bain surgeon is offline
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Default Re: My timing sucks... (story)

Transformers do help the healing.
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Old 2007-07-06, 04:04
Raptafairious Raptafairious is offline
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Default Re: My timing sucks... (story)

Oohh...Hurts don't it? I'm surprised you got over it so fast because of some grotesque shape shifting robots from space. Anyhow, this is the facts of women right here. My thoughts are telling me that she didn't blow you off because her boss said so, she blew you off because she found someone else. Most women do that. They always take the opportunity when they find something better.
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Old 2007-07-06, 04:09
akiratheoni akiratheoni is offline
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Oohh...Hurts don't it? I'm surprised you got over it so fast because of some grotesque shape shifting robots from space. Anyhow, this is the facts of women right here. My thoughts are telling me that she didn't blow you off because her boss said so, she blew you off because she found someone else. Most women do that. They always take the opportunity when they find something better.


Yeah >.< Well there is something I did kinda leave out. She didn't respond to my texts or my messages on myspace so that should have told me right there that something was wrong.
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Old 2007-07-06, 04:10
bored_teen bored_teen is offline
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Default Re: My timing sucks... (story)

In conclusion, Transformers > girls.

i don't know, but something about that makes you sound like a 4 y/o...
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Old 2007-07-06, 04:11
Raptafairious Raptafairious is offline
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Default Re: My timing sucks... (story)

Yeah >.< Well there is something I did kinda leave out. She didn't respond to my texts or my messages on myspace so that should have told me right there that something was wrong.

Hmm... Best solution. Start dating her friends.
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Old 2007-07-06, 04:12
akiratheoni akiratheoni is offline
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i don't know, but something about that makes you sound like a 4 y/o...

Lawl. But dude Transformers came out in the eighties, so its REAL fans would be in their twenties. I don't think you're too old to be liking Transformers.
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Old 2007-07-06, 04:24
bored_teen bored_teen is offline
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i never really liked transformers much. but power rangers was awesome. but now it's the gayest shit since Barney. now they're police officers or some shit. that pisses me off.
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Old 2007-07-06, 04:37
OrganizedChaos OrganizedChaos is offline
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Default Re: My timing sucks... (story)

One of these day's ill post my story close to this, but in my opinion worse.

Been there, it sucks. I don't really have any advice, hell I still want the girl even though she clearly doesn't like me.
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Old 2007-07-06, 16:39
genericwittyusername genericwittyusername is offline
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Default Re: My timing sucks... (story)

Yeah life is rough. It's not your timing, i don't think, but the fact that a 12 year old set that shit up.
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Old 2007-07-06, 19:41
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Yeah life is rough. It's not your timing, i don't think, but the fact that a 12 year old set that shit up.


beat me to it. fucking 12 year olds, anyway.

and yes, transformers is a great way to ignore the bad induced from some chick.
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Old 2007-07-07, 01:45
voodoomagic voodoomagic is offline
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shit that sucks. you'll find a better girl:P
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Old 2007-07-07, 05:08
Ravenman Ravenman is offline
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Default Re: My timing sucks... (story)

In conclusion, Transformers > girls<girls fucking transformer!.


should have been this way
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Old 2007-07-07, 06:12
ScaryDangerous ScaryDangerous is offline
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wow... this is just a funny story over all

hope it was real and not just some troll shit.
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Old 2007-07-07, 07:16
Joe's love of metal. Joe's love of metal. is offline
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Default Re: My timing sucks... (story)

Transformers, more than meets the eye. Transformers, robots in disguise.
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Old 2007-07-07, 10:26
Beserk_Penguin Beserk_Penguin is offline
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How old are you...
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Old 2007-07-07, 18:31
akiratheoni akiratheoni is offline
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Lol... I'm 16, she's 14.

wow... this is just a funny story over all

hope it was real and not just some troll shit.It's real. I could get you some pics of the girl but.... I dunno. Besides it wouldn't be n00dz anyway.

And yes, after realizing what happened after this was all over, I found it pretty funny too.
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Old 2007-07-07, 21:40
sidewayz6.6 sidewayz6.6 is offline
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Default Re: My timing sucks... (story)

You know what they say...easy come, easy go.
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Old 2007-07-07, 22:18
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yeah i know your problem
i had 2 dates with this one girl i like her she like me all things good
but then i figured out that she has a boyfriend
she doesnt want to get rid of him but shes wants to stay with me
its really jacked up
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Old 2007-07-08, 07:14
akiratheoni akiratheoni is offline
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Default Re: My timing sucks... (story)

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Yeah life is rough. It's not your timing, i don't think, but the fact that a 12 year old set that shit up.


Probably. I thought I had it, too >.< Guess nothing in life comes THAT easy.
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Old 2007-07-08, 12:04
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So hold on a second.. Is Sarah in Elementary School? Are you in Elementary School?

Something's not right about this thread.
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Old 2007-07-08, 12:08
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i don't know, but something about that makes you sound like a 4 y/o...

I saw transformers Ultimate Experience (recliner rockers and waiters bringing you popcorn every 10 minutes and shit.) Everyone else in the cinema would have been over 25, and it was PACKED.

Something about you makes you sound like your in that 12-16 age bracket where you pretty much are a dipshit. Don't worry, for most it's a phase. Fuck off for 4 years, post again, and i will tell you if you got over it.
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Old 2007-07-08, 23:00
akiratheoni akiratheoni is offline
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Default Re: My timing sucks... (story)

Read the thread... I'm 16, she's 14.

But do I give a shit anymore? No, not really. I just felt like posting a story.
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Old 2007-07-09, 08:42
pyrogeek pyrogeek is offline
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Default Re: My timing sucks... (story)

Confidence dude, confidence. And definitely play it cool. I'm used to having the girls start things off, but you have to help it along. Of course, I'm no pro at picking up chicks. This is more hit or miss.
 
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