Turn on- Sleeve tattoos on girls. So fucking hot!

Turn off- Bad teeth. Theres NOTHING worse than when a beautiful girl smiles and it looks like she got hit in the mouth by a jackhammer.

What are yours?

Tattoos and piercings are a definite turn on.

Stupidity is a turn off.

My fiance has the nicest ass. It's just two little handfuls of happy cheeks. :)

Turn offs: Lard-ass attributes such as two chins, multiple rolls, a second ass, cankles, etc.
Also, arrogance and stupidity... I don't like clingers either.

On: Natural red hair + nice face == major bwnage.

Off: Boyfriends.

On: Nice hair (on head that is)

Off: Stupidity

On: piercings, drug use, emotional damage, sense of humor, intelligence, nice eyes

Off: ignorance, conservatism, gingers

Thats fucked up :\

Thats fucked up :\

ons: piercings, tats, confidence, aggresiveness, big penises.

offs: big egos (the whole "im gods gift to women" thing) obsessiveness, and hardcore christians.

:D

drug use, emotional damage...

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drug use, emotional damage...

:\I'm sorry, but I don't understand your objections.

I like girls who can handle their drugs, because that's something I like to do.

I like girls who have their share of emotional damage, because I, too, am rather emotionally fucked up.

As a guy, tattoos are huge turn offs when they are on girls.

Turn on: flat stomach, slightly nerdy vibe

Turn off: Stupid, religious, arrogant, full of shit, owning a cell phone, using said cell phone in my presence, being a nigger, listening to pop music, mooching off other people, adoring extremely lame movies, caring what goes on in Hollywood, watching MTV, complete ignorance regarding automobiles, being a bitch, obsessing over past boyfriends, still actively screwing past boyfriends, smoking, doing drugs, hogging the fucking armrest, being a left winger, being a right winger, short dike hair, unwilling to have sex, unwilling to have unconventional sex, being unable to cook as well as I can, not liking good American foods, lack of appreciation for reading, having an up-to-date Myspace, being blond, having overprotective parents, drinking energy drinks, buying useless shit with Daddy's money, not typing like a normal fucking person over the internet, and thinking O.J. was innocent.

and thinking O.J. was innocent.

lawl.

I'm sorry, but I don't understand your objections.

I like girls who can handle their drugs, because that's something I like to do.

I like girls who have their share of emotional damage, because I, too, am rather emotionally fucked up.

I guess that makes sense. But most of the girls like that that I know just make me sad...continued history of rape/abuse/self destruction/suicide attempts. And it never changes.

Turn on: White teeth, Women that work out, the very top of the leg that's just visible under a really short skirt just before the leg turns into ass, foreign languages, and women that say "Fuck". lmao

Turn off: fatness, stupidity, immaturity, people that wear those big ass belts, aneroxic bitches, body hair, floppy tits, and latino/spanish women.

Turn ons: Good looking with good personality/intelligence. Funny, and fun to actually chill with, where your friends dont care if your girl comes. Being able to put up with her, and her being able to put up with you.

Turn offs: Stupidity, bitchy, won't listen. People who start shit. I think all these things can be classified under bitches.

Turn ons: Big, pouty lips. Small, independent girls who like who have a good time but aren't too outspoken and annoying. Verbal ability. Intelligence. Petite hands. The smell of girls perfume/shampoo, and sweat.

Turn offs: Sluts (urgh), fat bitches, loud bitches, religious chicks, those taller than me, vacuous whores with no personality, chicks who classify themselves as "crazy" and/or say "sowwi" on IM.

Turn Ons: Short women :D

Turn Offs: When girls pull back their hair into a know so they fucking stretch their face out and all the pores look huge and disgusting and they generally look like a bird.
Also loud women. Really, shut the fuck up.

On: Good looking and smart, I also want a girl who will, during sex, be rough with me. Such as jump up on me and push me down on the bed, man that would be hot.

Off: Fat, dumb, wont shut up, bitches about every little thing (yes, I've had a girl like that).

Turn ons: Nice ass, well formed tits (don't have to be huge), intriguing eyes (no specifics), good skin, interesting to talk to, has good taste in music and a creative outlet of some sort. Likes sex. These are the minimums. Pluses: Likes handcuffs (cuffing or being cuffed), up for spanking (either way), someone I can dominate and be dominated by.

Turn offs: Fucking my friends, bitchy, whiny, uses her vagina as a magical key to the universe, can't hold a conversation that doesn't revolve about themselves or the insignificant events in their lives or the lives of their equally vacuous friends. Anyone who talks just to hear their own voice. Anyone who thinks that just because I'm fucking them means I'll take care of all their emotional, physical, and monetary needs. Fat chicks.

I like a guy who's funny and who smells good.

I don't like a guy who has a bad personality and who stinks.

Turn on: The very top of the leg that's just visible under a really short skirt just before the leg turns into ass,

Ooooh... Good one.

exactly

Turn-ons: creativity, open-mindedness, a dark sense of humor, intelligence, short girls, black hair, (responsible) drug use, sadomasochism

Turn-offs: stupidity, sluts, whining, conservativism, laziness, vanity, political correctness

Turn-ons: sadomasochism



VAMPIRES, FTW!

On: short girls, really long hair, green eyes, intelligence, cynicism, dark sense of humor, sexually experienced, domination/being dominated, education.

Off: socialist left-wingers, religious right-wingers, racism, sexual immaturity, giving a shit about what happens in the Third World, ignorance, getting any political information from TV, feeling stupid because I know a lot of shit, unwilling to give and properly defend opinions, tall girls, weakness, wont shut the fuck up, can't deal with their own shit, wont let me subconsciously at least be the dominate one in a relationship, clinginess, not willing to tell friends and family off for being dumbasses, believing other people should handle your problems, etc.

God damn, I could just rant and rave forever, I think I'll shut the fuck up right now. You can probably tell I care about politics and shit more than almost anyone else my age, and I come from a pretty well-educated family, so I sort of seek out people that, even if they don't have a high degree of education, are willing to listen to what you have to say and be interested and respond and shit.

Turn ons: Nice ass, legs, pretty eyes, confidence, silly-playfulness (to an extent), long hair, tallness, anything relating to BDSM, pale skin, smells nice, teasing

Turn offs: Obesity, bad teeth, bad smelling, shortness, ADHD, close-mindedness, preppy-sounding girls, bitches that interupt (guess that ties in with the ADHD), acne, stupidity, annoying-ness, lying

A kindred spirit. Sometimes I wish I were gay. :(

most of the girls like that that I know just make me sad...continued history of rape/abuse/self destruction/suicide attempts. And it never changes.

'Self improvement is masturbation. Now self destruction...'

Off: ... sexual immaturity

SIF MAN

Everything else you said I agree with completely and utterly. Almost scarily so.

Turn offs: -Using every word I say to make a pathetic, annoying, unserious insult. (aimed at me btw)

Stereotypes

Turn ons: attractive but not too attractive

Down to earth
Being different

On:

- I want to be wanted. Nothing does it for me more than a girl asking if she can suck my dick etc. For me, there is something so much more hot about a girl doing stuff for me because SHE wants to, rather than because she knows I want her to. Same for the reverse way round, I LOVE it when a girl asks me to finger her/go down on her.
Connected to this, I like girls who are horny as hell, and aren't afraid to take risks. I mean like fucking in public places etc.

- I like to be asked questions, and for a girl to act on the answers. "How do you want me to have my pubic hair?" "What underwear do you like me to wear when I come over?" Stuff like that.

- I like girls who can understand the difference between making love and fucking, and who share the same opinions as me as to when is an appropriate time for each.

- I love it when girls talk dirty. It is so fucking hot when a girl whispers in your ear "God I wanna fuck you so badly", "You make me so fucking wet, I want your cock in me NOW", etc. before sex. During sex moaning is good. Not screaming, and not a full-blown conversation, but little communications like "Ohhhhhhh" and "Fuck me wAste, uhh uhhh!!" and "Mmmmmmmmm" and "Harder, do me harder, go faster OHHHH OH YESSSS!" and "GOD IM GONNA CUM KEEP GOING FUCK YES OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH", real heavy breathing, and then a little gasp as she orgasms all over my dick.

[Is it bad that I have achieved wood whilst writing this?]

- I like bodily contact, lots of it. I like feeling our arms together, legs together, our stomachs pressed against each other, chests, hands, feet, lips. Touching is good.

- I like when a girl takes control. Throwing me down on the bed, taking my clothes off, getting on top of me and pinning me down, then doing all kinds of things to me.

And finally a more personal one,
- I like girls with weird teeth. I don't know why, I just do. I don't specifically LOOK for girls with weird teeth, it just seems coincidental (god that was bad) that all the girls I like have not-perfect jaws.


Off:

- Bitchiness (I don't care about other girls, why can't we talk about me and you?)
- Clingyness (If we aren't together, don't act like we are or expect me to)
- Frigidness ("I'm not in the mood", well I am. You don't need to be aroused to give me head)
- Pussyness (Ok yeah, we might get caught, DO IT ANYWAY)
- Passiveness (You either want it or you don't, choose ffs!)
- Embarrasment (It's a PUSSY. They are TITS. Nothing I haven't seen before. Get your fucking hands out the way and be confident around me)
Again finishing on a more personal one:
- Masturbation. I know it's completely hypocritical, since I jerk it at least once or twice most days, but I feel really offended when a girl masturbates while I am with them. I don't know why I feel like this, but I do. Particularly with objects. I feel the same way if you were fucking another man as I would feel if you were using a shower-head or something to masturbate. It feels like I'm being replaced, and I hate it. I guess I'm just weird.



Now if only my girlfriend would read this post . . .

~wAste!

Got the nail on the head, mate.

Ons: Sexual lips, beautiful eyes, long hair, C cup firm boobs, nice ass, well shaped limbs, artistic, intelligent

Offs: Paris Hilton types

On: Good head:D
Off: Bad head:(

Turn ON: http://tinyurl.com/2wzq8k



Turn OFF: Skinny girls with skinny thighs and flat asses...

AKA Paris Hilton.


Kim Kardashian is ma type.

turn ons- small girls, not anorexic, but small, handfull of tits, curvy legs and ass, booty shorts, likes sex, laid back, shaved pussy, good breath(the girl who blue balled me had horrid breath, see other thread) eye makeup, chubby cheeks, tramp stamps.

turn offs- fat chicks, huge tits, small tits, gut, doesn't like to give head, sweaty chicks, loose pussys, bitchyness, drama.

turn ons- tattoos, piercings, sense of humor, intelligent, slim waist, long hair, soft skin, unique, sultry seductive voice

turn offs- hardcore christians, obsessive, gay useless morals, hairy armpits, annoying high pitched voices, rancid breaths, flat chests, black nipples

Is kind of hard to find someone who's aggressive without a big ego is it not....

On:


- I love it when girls talk dirty. It is so fucking hot when a girl whispers in your ear "God I wanna fuck you so badly", "You make me so fucking wet, I want your cock in me NOW", etc. before sex. During sex moaning is good. Not screaming, and not a full-blown conversation, but little communications like "Ohhhhhhh" and "Fuck me wAste, uhh uhhh!!" and "Mmmmmmmmm" and "Harder, do me harder, go faster OHHHH OH YESSSS!" and "GOD IM GONNA CUM KEEP GOING FUCK YES OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH", real heavy breathing, and then a little gasp as she orgasms all over my dick.

I just fapped.

Teeny bopper anyone?

ON:
girls, pale skin,skirts,gothic,small boobs,skinny,some intelligence,dark hair,light eyes,long hair

OFF:
boys,idiots,blonds,emo,family,fat,chubby

What wAste wrote was pretty sexy..

as it comes naturally...

ons: shy, shaved, petite, glasses maybe, clever, flirty, insecure horny, basically sweet girls with a reserved naughtiness haha

offs: orange chicks, gangsta, barsluts, loud and dumb, drugs, rude sarcastic, artsy intellectuals that are 'too good' for everyone

ON:
girls

OFF:
boys

Just wanted to get that strait first, huh?

On: Boys that wear glasses, good looking, intelligent, interesting and mostly not a guy whos too paranoid about where i am or what im doing. Oh and guys who like to club and go out for fun but also have that slight gamer nerdy side.

Off: Fat dudes, paranoid junkie fucks, guys who want to know where you are every hour of the day, baby voices... unghh baby voices on guys *vomits*

Hmmm...aside from the usual kinkiness...

Piercings are something the girlfriend and I are really turned on by...to the point where she's thinking about getting her nipples pierced. If that goes well, we're thinking clitoris and then perhaps a piercing on the labia. My ex had a pierced nip, and she was, shall we say, quit sexually liberated (like my current girlfriend, minus the headcase issues), and I think that might be the cause of my affection for peircings. Hers? I dunno...

As far as other, more taboo things, you'll have to PM us with a polite and open-minded demeanor, and we might feel like discussing...though you'd probably be able to guess some of them from the pics of her in the picture thread.

Turn ons: Insanity, nice eyes, really thin, pale, artistic, creative, original, clingy.

Turn offs: Pretty much anything else.

Omg yes!!!
Clingy girls are cute right?

So is it a bad thing if I didn't want to read the "off" section? Cause I just wanted to go jerk one off after the "on" part.

The Shlong Has Spoken.

Turn off: Stupid, religious, having an up-to-date Myspace, being blond, having overprotective parents, not typing like a normal fucking person over the internet.

Agreed.

I have to say, I adore vibrant red hair, especially when it comes with matching cherry red nipples.

Oh and guys who like to club and go out for fun but also have that slight gamer nerdy side.

That's me, though less on the cubbing and more on the gaming :p

ON:
...gothic...

OFF:
...emo...

uh eh?

Ons:
Trustworthy, caring, nice smile, 'free spirit', sassy, friendly, funny, brain in her head, independant, good naval piercing (I like them), warm, cares a little how she looks but is not strung up on it, trusts me, generally interesting

Offs:
Talking like a bitch (e.g. commoner slang), overly gossipy, poor fashion sense, lazy (I don't mind girls you can lunge with but say things like not washing up, shit like that), messy, dirty

eh I can't think

[QUOTE=Trousersnake;8601411]uh eh?

That confused me too!

Goth, emo...they look and act pretty much the same way.