So I'm 20 years old and have never had a girlfriend. I don't know what is wrong with me. I don't know if I'm ugly as sometimes I think I am ugly other times I think i am good looking, although honestly I am kind of ugly. I'm also short, about 5'7 and I know that's the first things girl notice in a guy. I have kind of boyish features, which I think turn most women off. I tend to think I have an interesting personality, and am a pretty deep and profound guy. I have a sense of humor and some people have told me I'm funny. I'm honest, I'm adventerous, and I am probably one of the most protective people anyone can know (physically and emotionally).

I do all the shit everyone has always told me. "HAVE CONFIDENCE", I used to have a shitload, yet no dice. "BE CLEAN" I am very clean. "MAKE THEM FEEL SPECIAL" the less I say about this the better, this is the worst advice you can get. "Work out" I work out often, but don't really get much results since I am naturally thin.

Over the years the way women treat me like shit and ignore my existence, and life in general has made me very bitter, angry, and semi-psychopathic. I am at the point where my sympathy for humanity is at absurdly low levels, to the point where I catch myself taking pleasure in other people's death and laughing at the calamities that go on in the world. (the last makes me sad because of all the innocent animals that die). I feel a lot of rage in my heart, I was thinking of joining the military because I believe my purpose on this planet is for war, not for love. I am at the point where I'm even being a dick to my mom without even realizing it, and she's given everything for me so that makes me feel even worse about myself, she always asks me what's wrong but I don't like to talk about touchy feely shit in person (and even if i did, talking about it doesn't change reality). I've got a bad leg and walk with a little bit of a limp(barely noticeable) so I assume this is what girls hate too, but I'm not crippled or anything, but you all know how they are. I've had a couple of fat chicks take interest in me, but I just cannot push myself to find them sexually attractive.

So tell me folks, should I wait 4000 aeons for "THE RIGHT GIRL" who doesn't exist to find me, or should I just give up, assume my future with my lawfully wedded wife (Righty), and take a fuckyouall pill?

You sound oddly like me, wanna be friends?

There's this thing called rape. Find a woman who might be a tad weaker than you, and then force your penis into her vagina. This gives you a lot of XP, then start working your cock on slightly higher level fat bitches. After that you can start questing the higher level zones (drunk girls at parties/bars) until you hit max level and score yourself an epic mountee (For 5000g of course).

Me too actually.

*Hands out roman candles*

5000g? That bitch better have wings.

(And w00t! Roman candles! *runs off to shoot at drums of gasoline*)