does stuff like "your eyes shine with the brilliance of a thousand sapphires" work well for idk seducing girls? or is it a little too uh fruity or creepy or like obessive? ive never tried it, never been good at comin up with stuff like that. but anyone have success with it?

This crap is good for getting your already steady GF/wife to put out tonight. It's the only time it works.

I wouldn't pull that kind of thing with a girl I just met. With somebody who I've been with for over half a year, then yes.