Heh, my friend just broke up with his girl friend of TWO years right before we graduated in high school. The break up went ....not soo good.

12 days later, his Ex starts IMing me, just casual talking to me. And I get an idea in my head. My friend will never be coming back to my city. And he is not going to ever talk to her again.

So...Thats when I decided that it was time for me to finally lose my virginity. I notice when she is IMing me, she alludes to sex...A LOT. So, I start warming up to her game.


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Skip Forward Two Days
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My city has been dry for a VERY long time now. Ever since my friend moved away, I haven't smoked at all. My friends and I have been trying to get weed, but one of the area's big supplier just got busted. After my third failed night at getting weed, I decide to say fuck it. I grab a Disaronno on the rocks, and start to play Hitman: Contracts.

Next thing I know, its 8am and I'm tired as fuck. I head up to bed, expecting to sleep until 4pm.

Not today though. At 10am, my mom wakes me up and says that a manager from the local furniture store that I applied to is on the phone. I talk to him, and asks me to come in at 2 for an interview. Relieved that I might get a job, but pissed that I can't sleep in, I headed to bed, and set my alarm for 1pm. At 1, I get ready for the interview.


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Later
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After seeing Transformers, it was 10pm and I decided I was WAY too tired to find weed that night....so I decided I wanted to tweak. Snorting 60mg of Adderal, I decided to go retrieve my bong from one of my friend's appartment. When I arrive, I decide to stick around for a few hours, watching him play WoW, which I used to be addicted to, and playing Gears of War.

By this point, I was really tweaked. Suddenly, I wasn't in his appartment and I was on my way home. But, I decided to take the long way, so I decided to walk 5 miles home.

When I got home, I went to my computer, and there await a IM from my friends ex. She wanted to talk to me online, so...I went a long with it. When your tweaked, all you want to do is talk. So I spent 7 1/2 hours talking to her. She was making it very clear that she wanted to watch a movie with me, and that she was a nympho.

Fast forward to now, while watching the fireworks exploding outside my window, I leave to go smoke weed with this girl, and watch Black Snake Moan. And I'm 100% sure that she wants to fuck me.

I'm EXTREMELY excited about this, because she is on birth control. She also couldn't put a condom in her pussy till she lost her virginity, which means shes probably really tight. And shes asian :)



Wish me luck!


BTW, I'm already high as shit, which my be why the story was so long. My bad hahaha

congratulations? have fun, wear a condom

Pics or it didn't happen.

damn straight.

In before Jack.

Seriously though, have you not heard about biting your tongue?

You're not going to lose your virginity, and you're going to come back and tell us, and we'll laugh.

A better thread would have been one tomorrow morning telling us (with pics and video) how fun it was/wasn't.

Just don't get nervous.

In before Jack.

Agreed.

Since you're high dude, I dunno how well your perceptions are gonna be working. Screwing your friends ex, generally a bad idea. Still, I'm curious to hear the end of the story. Well, unless Jack gets here first.

The shit about everything you did that day was highly, HIGHLY unnecessary.

Have fun getting asian poon. Posting on a website "I'm losing my virginity tonight" probably will jinx it though because its so fucking loserish/nerdy.

GOOD LUCK~!

Screwing your friends ex, generally a bad idea. Still, I'm curious to hear the end of the story. Well, unless Jack gets here first.

Eh, Jack's the one always saying how retarded "bros before hoes" is. Besides, they broke up. There would be nothing wrong with rooting her several hours after the break up.

Keep us Updated

I'm amazed no one's seriously ragging on you to be honest, not that I would.

Oh well, high five I guess.

*High Five*

Phet dick.

Enjoy yourself kid :)

Does anyone else seem to think that his blatant disregard for his friends feelings is a little sad? He'll find out, man. He will. And chances are, he'll be crushed. Asshole.

She also couldn't put a condom in her pussy till she lost her virginity, which means shes probably really tight

Why would she have tried to put a condom in her pussy before she lost her virginity? Why would she try to put a condom in her pussy at all? (no mention of a dick in that condom?)

Also, its probably a bad thing if she's really tight. It'll feel good and all, but you'll last all of 20 seconds (exp. with no condom if shes on birth control)

Why would she have tried to put a condom in her pussy before she lost her virginity? Why would she try to put a condom in her pussy at all? (no mention of a dick in that condom?)

Also, its probably a bad thing if she's really tight. It'll feel good and all, but you'll last all of 20 seconds (exp. with no condom if shes on birth control)

LOL exactly. I say OP should warm up for it by getting some lube and rubbing the palm of his hand on to the head of his dick.

PICS NAO

kthks

Something's starting to make me think it didn't happen...

Don't wait for the perfect moment, just go in and start making out

Just don't get nervous.

... i see what u did there... niiccceee

Well its almost been a day. He most likely didn't get any and he's too shy to come back and post.

OR

He got the most amazing piece of ass of his life and tore that bitch a new asshole. Then passed the fuck out and is dreaming of that asian poon.

Phet dick.

Enjoy yourself kid :)

Exactly the first thing I thought too. This should be a good story. What a dumbass.

I wanna know what happened too!

Nicely written. It's clear you were on..something when you wrote that.


So, what up?
Did the nympho (Nice name for 'skank') ditch you for another, hotter guy? Or are you right now entwined in her arms as you lie in bed together after the most amazing sex?

..or are you perhaps crying whilst gently rubbing vaseline on your penis, wondering why oh why it hurts so much when you try to pee?


Great. she's on birth control.
Great.She's a 'nympho'.


Not so great. You want to fuck her without condom.



??

Bump for the outcome. WE MUST KNOW!!

lol I wonder what happened

Damn...I completely forgot that I wrote this thread.


Why would she have tried to put a condom in her pussy before she lost her virginity? Why would she try to put a condom in her pussy at all? (no mention of a dick in that condom?)

Also, its probably a bad thing if she's really tight. It'll feel good and all, but you'll last all of 20 seconds (exp. with no condom if shes on birth control)

I meant to say Tampon. She couldn't use them until after she lost her viriginity.

The night was crazy fun. That girl is fucking crazy in the sack. Going to a party with her tonight, gonna be fun :).

And if you were wondering, I do actually feel kind of bad for my friend, but at the same time, if the situation was reversed, he definately would've done the SAME exact thing I'm doing.

I STILL can't use tampons.:(

I hate the curse.

It's not all that its cracked up to be, but it's alright. If you're having sex high it'll be the best thing ever.

Why not? You must be allergic to them then, right? No way in hell could you not fit a tampon up it but could fit your husband's epic cock...

I know...It's really strange. I just can't get them up far enough or something. I've always had this problem, but I thought it would get better after I had my baby...It didn't.:(