Let me offer this prayer for this holy of holy days.

Dear great lord, watch over me on this day of days.
I pray that my stars fly high, rockets not CATO, and my dets be full. May all my brothers in fire be safe, get home alive, and have fun. Also lord may you make LEO be slow,and lazy so we do not get the night stick up the ass.

amen

really guys, stay safe and be smart. Also don't forget the men and women who gave their time and lives for us to have this day. I also want to thank any and all members in the US forces that are here...If nosfu2 ever gets this, thanks man


now thats done, what did you crazy fuckers do today?

dude, you forgot to thank the Chinese for all their work with fireworks and pyro in the beginning!

...fuck them,...god damn commie bastards. this is a day for freedom you asshole..now lick uncle sams nuts and say you're sorry!

Silly Americans.

2lb cremora fireball. It should be impressive... If it works...

well fuck a hair duck. Its raining overhere. The only thing that would make my 4th happy is if there was an airburst nuclear bomb to make this rain go away or something

Enjoy your independence from ole Blighty, We are biding out time.

Bring on the second war of independence!

Have fun today and...

Pics or it didn't happen!

"Who is America's oldest enemy?"
"The Russians?"
"Before that"
"The Germans"
"Before that"
"The Germans again??"
"Before that!"
"I am talking about the oldest threat to America! The greatest enemy America has ever known!"
"You can't possibly mean....."

We weren't exactly a threat, I mean how could a little island nation like Britain be a threat to the US or the world?

Still these days were pretty pathetic as far as nations go, you Americans can sleep easy tonight!

the first ever enemy of the Americans were the native Americans