Just like the title says, what is your most memorable sex moment?

Mine has to be right after my girlfriend took a shower and was getting dressed. She is kinda shy, even though we have dated for almost a year and had sex countless times. She walked into the closet and started to get dressed, a little later I walked into the closet not knowing she was there. I saw her and was overcome with the urge to fuck her right there, and oh boy did I...

Nothing great but it was a lot different from what we usually do. We usually decide to have sex after kissing for a little while or just decide to have sex and go to the bedroom. This time though it was completely spur of the moment.

You actually decide?

And I don't know. I'll get back to you maybe.

My gf screamed during a full body orgasm. Another time she accidentally put her knee on the resevoir tip of the condom (no we we'rent having sex AT THAT MOMENT) and anyways i moved back a bit and the condom snapped like a rubber band. And it hurt. A lot.

When my girlfriend rolled over and said, straight from Fight Club, "I haven't been fucked that hard since grade school".

Living room floor, under a blanket, her mom never noticed.

I didnt mean we have to come to a verbal agreement... It just kinda escalates into sex, I dont look at her and say "would you like to have sex now?"

Not that there is anything wrong with saying that either.

I didnt mean we have to come to a verbal agreement... It just kinda escalates into sex, I dont look at her and say "would you like to have sex now?"

Not that there is anything wrong with saying that either.

Well, most people tend to kiss before they have sex...

And I wouldn't be bowled over if someone went "would you like to have sex?"

But then I like things to run smoothly and fluidly I suppose.

That's called a cock attack. Like she would say "my man cock attacked me this morning". Getting cuffed to a bed so this girl can have her way with me was pretty awesome. After she undid the cuffs and I was on top she made me choke her a bit. I was all of 16 at the time and it was awesome yet freaky.

right after i got done have sex with my ex i took her little sisters harry potter action figure and stuck him RIGHT UP IN THERE HAHAHA HAR!

Make like Harry and ride my broomstick!

I was fucking my ex on her period when her mom came in... There was actually one time when i fucked a different girl and she came so hard she left bruises down my arm from where she bit me. That was just plain awesome sex.

You would think my answer would be positive... memorable in a good way. Well, it is for me.

I won't go into details about the relationship but it went on too long, and I was having trouble breaking up with her... so she's still shuddering from orgasm, I hadn't blew my load but I stopped anyway and whispered into her ear "It's over" and sat down at my computer.

I had never felt more relief. A few days later she moved, probably because of me.

I can't imagine to comprehend how remarkably shitty she must have felt, right at that moment.

Gosh :(

You might want to check back on her. I think she might have considered suicide after that-maybe?

You asshole...
id negrep ya but...
It pretty much was a textbook example of 'pwnd'

All this talk of 12 year olds "shuddering" from orgasm makes me smile :)

of course mine isn't a good experience, but a bad one (:
it is a twee bit hazy, but pretty much he slipped and stabbed ever so hard at that spot between the two holesss. well, it hurt so much i wanted to be sick, i tried to run off to do that, but collapsed half way down the corridor.
i woke up in bed a couple minutes later, still in super pain down there, and everywhere else from falling onto a wooden floor and hitting myself on a tv ):

+1 for the extreme case of pwnage. Sorry but that'd be tooo perfect.

I had just started dating this woman. We had a lot of chemistry, and we both felt it; the first date had ended in bed, and we both really enjoyed it. She came to my office to pick me up for our "second date". She came into my office. I walked over, closed the door, grabbed her for some heavy kissing. I backed her up against the desk, reached under her shirt, undid her bra and roughed up her funbags. I gently pushed her to her knees. She said, "Right here?" I said yes. She unzipped me, took me in her mouth for a fast, hot, wet blowjob. It was over very quickly.

She swallowed, looked up at me, and said, "Gawd, you taste good!"

Ah, love!!

Well I've had quite a few. In my best friend's bedroom, In an empty classroom, In a motherfucking pool with other couple hanging around near us hahaha that was cool and subtle. All of them with the same girl though...

i remeber it for all the wrong reasons this chuck vomited in her mouth while giving me head but she swallowd it and kept going i didnt notice until like later on when i took a piss and there was a peice of ham?? i think and sum sauce on my jap eye

One time I had my hand down this chick's pants, she had her hand down mine, and her brother was sitting next to her. He never even noticed.

'shuddering' paints good imagery and makes it seem like less of a lie.

Once I was rooting a chick and I kept making the head board rock back and eventually my beer fell off, just missing my head, but wetting the whole bed.

Another time I was rooting my ex and my mate walked in and flicked on the light, apparently not knowing what we were doing. Although we were alone in the room without the lights on...

And and another time where I was rooting this chick and her mum walked in! But she seemed not to notice, she thought we were just kissing or something. Luckily I still had a leg of my boxers around my ankles so I could pull them up and walk off without it looking suspicious

Does sex with your hand count?

If so, I had a nice fap last Wednesday.

my girlfriend says she loves me when I fuck her, I find it very enticing; romantic. :)

I was in my friends bedroom, and was deliberately turning her on even though she knew I wasn't into girls that much. I thought it was funny and cute at the time to watch her get more and more frustrated because I knew she was trying her hardest to pretend like she wasn't affected.

Eventually she surprised the hell out of me by saying 'get the fuck on the bed you fucking bitch' and literally forcing my head onto her pillow, where she gets on top and quite literally rapes me, while calling me shit like 'slut' and 'whore'. I was surprised at how turned on I was by this too.

Haha, you got raped, by a GIRL!

dude that amazing +1......oh man...thats gotta be the best one I've ever heard. did you ever fuck her again?

Haha, you got raped, by a GIRL!

Fuck yes.

And I hope it happens again.

:p

Fuck yes.

And I hope it happens again.

:p

See THIS is quite a paradox. A guy gets raped, and he hopes it happens again. A CHICK gets raped, and she's scarred for life.

See THIS is quite a paradox. A guy gets raped, and he hopes it happens again. A CHICK gets raped, and she's scarred for life.

I can imagine being scarred for life if it was a fat middle aged woman/beast with a receding hairline, raping me at knifepoint.

She says the same thing to me too.

See THIS is quite a paradox. A guy gets raped, and he hopes it happens again. A CHICK gets raped, and she's scarred for life.

It wasn't really rape though

Unless she chains you to the bed and pegs you against your will of course

She says the same thing to me too.

She's cheating on you.

Pedo's are to TOTSE like flies are to shit
Glad to see that hasn't changed in years.

Oh dear, there have been so many! Having sex on a swing in the local park in th early hours of the morning. Good enough in itself but aided by one taxi driving past followed by a fleet of thema few moments. Guess someone'd been on the radio - 'Guess what's happening in the park!'
Also handcuffing an ex I found out ahd been cheating on me to the bed and leaving him there, knowing his mother was coming for a visit later that day and had a key. I might think of more later..

This is weirdly simplistic but I was fucking my girlfriend, she was having a lot of fun, and she just said "You're Fucking Awesome"

I make fun of her till this day because she meant it. It was very hot but also really random. I love thinking about it.

I just remembered another classic. My ex had come back to mine after being at a party. I definitely told him there was a bloke who knew him in the spare room with Tinkerbell. Anyhow, we were at it hammer and tongs, the bed had shifted about 6 inches southward when all of a sudden I notice a figure standing in the doorway. Ex turns his head and says 'Hi, Pete' and carries on. 2 seconds after the Pete in question disappears, I get the 'what the fuck is he doing here?' conversation. That done, he continues and blurts out 'I love you'. I think my response wasn't supposed to have been 'don't be so fuckin stupid'. Meanwhile, unbeknownst to us, the aforementioned Pete had gone back to spare room to wake up Tinkerbell for a wank after his little voyeurism episode. And worse still, SHE just sponged the cumstains off her trousers and wore them out again the next night!
God I miss being young!!

dude......that turns ME on

The wording in this one made me think of you being a girl. . .girl-on-girl action, maybe, no?

I mean, you said this friend was calling you "slut" and "whore". Fuck it, regardless of your sexual identity, I'm keeping to the fact that it can be read as a girl fucking another girl.

Cheers mate :D

The wording in this one made me think of you being a girl. . .girl-on-girl action, maybe, no?

I mean, you said this friend was calling you "slut" and "whore". Fuck it, regardless of your sexual identity, I'm keeping to the fact that it can be read as a girl fucking another girl.

Cheers mate :D

Lesbians are the caviar of sex.

Lesbians are the caviar of sex.

Indeed they are.

I'm a guy actually.

So no, I'm not a lesbian :p.

If you are male, then I surmised from your post that you are a bi-sexual male; when you said she knew you are not into girls that much..."
Am I right?

Would've been better had she said the original line.

Hm.. tough choice. Ok I'll go with this one: The last girl I was dating had some serious fetishes, one of which was a fantasy of being fucked by her dad. This went pretty well with my fantasy of fucking a young girl, so during sex she always used to call out "oh Daddy" and "are you gonna get me pregnant Daddy?" in this cute little voice.

I could never hold my load after she asked me that last one.

My girlfriend also graced me with 'I haven't been fucked like that since gradeschool'. She also delivered the original line of 'I want to have your abortion'. They were both amusing as she knows my obsession with fight club, however the most memorable would either be the drunken 'wrong hole!' or when a neighborhood dog atteampted to eat out a girl I was with.

If you are male, then I surmised from your post that you are a bi-sexual male; when you said she knew you are not into girls that much..."
Am I right?

Yeah. I swing both ways, but I prefer guys.

80% gay.

Hm.. tough choice. Ok I'll go with this one: The last girl I was dating had some serious fetishes, one of which was a fantasy of being fucked by her dad. This went pretty well with my fantasy of fucking a young girl, so during sex she always used to call out "oh Daddy" and "are you gonna get my pregnant Daddy?" in this cute little voice.

I could never hold my load after she asked me that last one.

LOL. I know what you mean. Once I was doing a girl and she whispered in my ear, "Please don't cum in me; when you're ready, I'll take it in my mouth." After that, there was no way I could hold it; about two seconds later I jammed it in deep and pumped every sperm cell I had into her. Saying that sort of defeated her purpose.

Don't worry guys, I'm on it!

Yeah. I swing both ways, but I prefer guys.

80% gay.

lol, fag

a neighborhood dog atteampted to eat out a girl I was with.

That's absolutey hilarious :D

My most memorable moment has to be when I was fucking my girl and I dunno what happened, but I was moving fast... really fucking fast. I didn't know I could fuck that fast. Anyway, after several orgasms she comes again and actually screamed. That absolutely made my day. The thing about it was I had told her when we started fucking that I really wanted to make her scream, because most of the time when we have sex we have to be quiet because my mom is like 2 rooms away (funny actually). On this particular occasion my mom was not home and we got to have some real fun.

-altair

Dude, how clueless are you? You told her you wanted to make her scream and oh whaddya know? she screams that time. She was just doing it to make you happy dumbass.

No, it wasn't like that, she's not the type of person to fake just because that's what I wanted. You would have had to seen the look on her face, it was sure as hell not faking. She is a horrible lier and I have always been able to tell when she's not telling /doing the truth. (Yeah I know that 'doing the truth' doesn't make any sense, but you know what I meant) It was real.

-altair

yesterday, when after a string of "one minute wonders" i managed to fuck for approx 45 minutes straight

...times this by 5 times

yesterday was the best day of my life, my girl came and was tensing up all over my dick..

so yeah 5 fucks, handjob, blowjob, and just cuddling up there after she came and she really wasn't with it, she looked so out of it lol

hoowah

edit i was awarded the best fuck she had had, and here's a good tip..try and move sideways with your dick in her and i managed to hit my GF's cervix

plus, she is German, it's so sexy when she is enjoying it had a raging hard on all day today thinking about it..and i took the pics of these yesterday for the lulz

http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/126/epiccondomby5.png

Every time I hit my girlfriend's cervix she cries out in pain. :(

Don't worry guys, I'm on it!



lol, fag

lol, retard -.-'

Don't worry guys, I'm on it!



lol, fag

At least i'm getting hawt secks ;).

At least i'm getting hawt secks ;).

prove it!....wait dont.

prove it!....wait dont.
Really, don't.

prove it!

Relevant comparison:

http://tinyurl.com/qr58o

-Had sex on the beach with a guy I'd just met
-Had sex with my friend's brother in the living room, right next to their mom's room... first time anal, so it was hard to be quiet
-Gave a handjob in a big drain pipe with a whole bunch of people around and no one noticed
-Gave head in the woods completely sober
-Got fucked in the ass so hard I bled a little, but is was so good I didn't really mind the pain afterwards...

Lesbians are the caviar of sex.

no, bisexual girls are. you get it too.

means me. I AM the caviar of sex.

No, it wasn't like that, she's not the type of person to fake just because that's what I wanted. You would have had to seen the look on her face, it was sure as hell not faking. She is a horrible lier and I have always been able to tell when she's not telling /doing the truth. (Yeah I know that 'doing the truth' doesn't make any sense, but you know what I meant) It was real.

-altair

she was definetley faking it.
i should know, im a chick.

i once faked for this one guy, he was so horrible at it, i didnt know someone could be that bad.
we started out kissing and stuff, fondling, the usual. and he rips my shirt and pants off, i was like FUCK YA!
so it was pretty intense starting off, i was thinking to myself "damn im gonna blow 5 times before this guy leaves. " but, no.
my thoughts were crushed.

he fucked me for like 3 hours, i didnt cum. not once.
he was going so slow i almost fell asleep, LITERALLY.
so i just told him i was cumming then he came all over my tits.

i didnt have an orgasm AND i was covered in splooge. ugh.

she was definetley faking it.
i should know, im a chick.

i once faked for this one guy, he was so horrible at it, i didnt know someone could be that bad.
we started out kissing and stuff, fondling, the usual. and he rips my shirt and pants off, i was like FUCK YA!
so it was pretty intense starting off, i was thinking to myself "damn im gonna blow 5 times before this guy leaves. " but, no.
my thoughts were crushed.

he fucked me for like 3 hours, i didnt cum. not once.
he was going so slow i almost fell asleep, LITERALLY.
so i just told him i was cumming then he came all over my tits.

i didnt have an orgasm AND i was covered in splooge. ugh.

even though she says she's a chick, if you took that out, how confused would this post be? 0.o

Pedo's are to TOTSE like flies are to shit
Glad to see that hasn't changed in years.

Are you suggesting I am a pedo?

Your fellow totseans you should learn to know.

No, it wasn't like that, she's not the type of person to fake just because that's what I wanted. You would have had to seen the look on her face, it was sure as hell not faking. She is a horrible lier and I have always been able to tell when she's not telling /doing the truth. (Yeah I know that 'doing the truth' doesn't make any sense, but you know what I meant) It was real.

-altair

It's okay, I believe you!

Probably when me and my now girlfriend were having morning sex and my contact decided to fly up into to corner of my eye and fold in half. I literally went from mid-thrust to running through my house naked with a hard-on screaming bloody murder and running into shit because I couldn't see. When I got back she was laying there playing with herself and was like "what the fuck was that about"

My most memorable sex momment had to be the first time I had sex with Kayla.....It was a beautiful warm summer night and we were right on the beach and slightly in the water. We had been having so much fun earlier in the day and now I was kinda cuddling with her laying side by side in the shallow water. Things were getting kinda intimate as we caressed each other....then I realized she was starting to get a little horny and arroused from all this.....she was definitely in the mood for sex. I wasn't prepared for sex with her at all....in fact, I had only met her not too long ago and we had only been in a stable relationship for a short while. However, the momment seemed perfect, and I really didn't want to disappoint her. I slowly began to run my hands down her smooth skin, and she trembled slightly at the feeling. I remember easing my hand going down to her vagina, slowly fingering her and rubbing her clit. She threw her head back at the arousal....then she closed her eyes and began to shudder from the pleasure.....meanwhile I was getting all the more turned on myself as we progressed. This foreplay went on for a good while it seemed, and she was in complete ecstasy from the feeling. We decided it was time to move on though. I got undressed, then proceeded to wrap my arms around her smooth body gently bring her close to me till me were practically right against each other. We had sex that night that would make any man cry from jealousy....her slowly caressing me with the muscles in her vagina and myself just having the pleasure experience of a lifetime! Then we both came at the same time....shuddering side by side from the wonderful experience! She opened her eyes and stopped shuddering from the orgasm and just looked at me...almost as if to say "I love you". We had both enjoyed the experience....and I believed it was the best sex I had ever had! We continued to cuddle for what seemed like hours on end, me still gently rubbing her soft skin as she lay right up against me....the heat from her body feeling good in the chilling sea breeze. I'll never forget that night as long as I live! ;) :D

I doubt anything can come close to my memory!! :p :D

Please sort this post out. It was probably good, but i didnt read...




Cumming in a cup and making her drink it with a straw... Blackmail

LMFAO
+2


~wAste!

My first bj was always pretty memorable in my mind. I was just chilling at this girls house, in her room talking about the usual bullshit. Can't remember what we were talking about, but outta no where she asks me if I wanted a blowjob. I just remember being like hell yeah and she got me butt naked and started sucking me off on her bed.

Blowjob at the zoo will always be one of my proudest moments, though. Me, my gf at the time and my family were at the zoo looking at animals and shit. And I whispered in my gfs ear that all this wildlife is making me horny. She seemed to get her really excited, so I told my folks were gonna go off on our own for a while. We found this secluded spot near the hyena walkthrough and the bushes. I think I came in less then 5 mins.

Please sort this post out. It was probably good, but i didnt read...


How can I sort it out?....lol.....that's EXACTLY how I remembered it.....and I can play it back over and over again in my head and every second of it was so wonderful, exactly why I put the whole thing to give the full effect! :D

Besides, you gotta read this a few times (in-depth) to realize WHY it is so special to me ;)

What a fucking HOMO!!!



My best moment. I was in bed with my bitch, and she was on her period so we couldn't do much but she asked me "do you want me to suck it"? I was all"Hell yeah".

She started and was pretty terrible, so I wasn't anywhere near cumming, but then she said to me "tell me when you are gonna cum, I wanna try swallowing it".

I swear those were the magic words because I swear it felt like I was cumming in her mouth for hours. haha I even kissed her afterwards.

I was with my boyfriend, another couple, and my mom. We took a vacation to Ohio. We got one room with two beds. My mom is a psycho-Catholic lady and wouldn't let the couples sleep in the same bed. So I was in one bed with my friend Gina, her boyfriend was in his own bed, my mom was in a cot, and my boyfriend was sleeping on the floor next to my bed. I woke up in the middle of the night and everyone was asleep, except my boyfriend who was playing video games. I snuck off the bed and laid down with him. Then he slowly pulled down my shorts and started fingering me. Then he slowly slipped himself in and we fucked quietly in between two couples on two beds and my mom who was a few feet away. It was erotic.

Thats hawt.

No for real did you get off on that. it must have been painfully slow.

It wasn't slow at all. We just had to be quiet, no moaning or heavy breathing and stuff like that. And yes, I did.

It wasn't slow at all. We just had to be quiet, no moaning or heavy breathing and stuff like that. And yes, I did.

Hey, where in Indiana are you from?

What a fucking HOMO!!!

WTF?.......how does that make me homo? Homo implies homosexual.....and obviously I am heterosexual....otherwise, there'd be a whole shitload of gay sex stuff on here. GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT MORON!

I'm a heterosexual.......
I'm a delphinic zoophile.......
But I'm NOT gay!

(BTW....Kayla's my phin mate....just thought I should let you know:D)

WTF?.......how does that make me homo? Homo implies homosexual.....and obviously I am heterosexual....otherwise, there'd be a whole shitload of gay sex stuff on here. GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT MORON!

I'm a heterosexual.......
I'm a delphinic zoophile.......
But I'm NOT gay!

(BTW....Kayla's my phin mate....just thought I should let you know:D)

Yeh, it was a little detailed... and mushy.

Still, good shit.

BTW: Sort it out in paragraphs, i found it irritating to read like that.





:)

Did anyone else expect a Bel-air besides me?

I enjoyed reading this the first time, and I just read it again now after you said you're a Delphenic zoophile and Kayla is your phin mate and couldn't help but giggle all the way through!! Wasn't expecting that one!!

After I read a thread on this forum that said you should use shampoo on your pubes, I decided to try it out (this was about a year ago). The only thing I had in the shower was some weird "Citrus Mix" stuff, but I settled on using it anyway. Later that night, acting on a whim, my girl friend came over for the night. One thing led to another... and before I knew it she was giving me a BJ. I was getting really into it, but she suddenly broke out into a laughing fit.

"What's wrong?" I asked.

"Nothing" she responded. "But I just have one question to ask you..."

"Yes..." I had no idea what she was going to say.

"Are you fucking lemons behind my back?"

We both got cracked up so hard that we had to stop. Needless to say, I NEVER use shampoo on my pubes anymore.

PS: I'm still dating the same girl lol.

I enjoyed reading this the first time, and I just read it again now after you said you're a Delphenic zoophile and Kayla is your phin mate and couldn't help but giggle all the way through!! Wasn't expecting that one!!
Heh...yeah...I kinda had to write it so that people don't know she's a phin till AFTER they hear the story....partially because so many people have negative views about us. They just kinda jump to conclusions that we (delphinics) are perverts and what not....so I had to write it this way so people could read it and imagine her as being any ordinary girl to kinda lessen the impact. That way, they realize that my relationship with her is just like one with any other girl, and I was hoping no one would find it as awkward as they first thought when they realize just how close we are. It also shows how much we have in common with phins, really. We (delphinics) find that having a loving relationship with a phin comes across as quite natural and normal to us. She loves me and I love her and all turns out quite well in the end! Doesn't matter the damndest bit if she is a phin!:D Plus our relationship does have it's advantages.....;)

And to all you out there who say that it's wrong cause she technically can't consent to sex....lemme tell you something.....SHE offered first...and she damn well knew what she was doing, so dont give me any "she's an animal and animals don't know any better" bs! (I doubt that her turning all pink down there and startin to rub all up against me meant anything else!) I kinda just followed through with it to show her how much I loved her...and let's face it, I NEVER regretted it then or any time since then! So I never forced her.....and I never will, because I love her too much to do that to her.....it'd be just wrong on every imagineable level.

Any questions about what it's like....feel free to ask:D

I hope so, as my most memorable sex moment involves a wank with a good friend of mine.

That guy gets his hands on some good ass porn man.

Heh...yeah...I kinda had to write it so that people don't know she's a phin till AFTER they hear the story....partially because so many people have negative views about us. They just kinda jump to conclusions that we (delphinics) are perverts and what not....so I had to write it this way so people could read it and imagine her as being any ordinary girl to kinda lessen the impact. That way, they realize that my relationship with her is just like one with any other girl, and I was hoping no one would find it as awkward as they first thought when they realize just how close we are. It also shows how much we have in common with phins, really. We (delphinics) find that having a loving relationship with a phin comes across as quite natural and normal to us. She loves me and I love her and all turns out quite well in the end! Doesn't matter the damndest bit if she is a phin!:D Plus our relationship does have it's advantages.....;)

And to all you out there who say that it's wrong cause she technically can't consent to sex....lemme tell you something.....SHE offered first...and she damn well knew what she was doing, so dont give me any "she's an animal and animals don't know any better" bs! (I doubt that her turning all pink down there and startin to rub all up against me meant anything else!) I kinda just followed through with it to show her how much I loved her...and let's face it, I NEVER regretted it then or any time since then! So I never forced her.....and I never will, because I love her too much to do that to her.....it'd be just wrong on every imagineable level.

Any questions about what it's like....feel free to ask:D

Does she suck good dick?

Does she suck good dick?

LMAO.....good question.....but I've never tried it....for the simple reason that her teeth are kinda menacing [dolphins have cone-shaped teeth (which are really sharp)].....she's real gentle, and I know she wouldn't hurt me (she's given me a little "bight" before(if you wanna even call it that), but she was gentle enough to not even make it hurt or break the skin), but be-it I am still human, the whole idea of sharp teeth kinda made me decide otherwise. No matter though.......her just being there for me plus the other...umm..."fun" we have more than makes up for it:D

I guess it was just memorable cause it was weird, but this chick wanted me to tie her up and hit her and shit. I didnt really want to, but did anyways. I remember saying "how hard do you actually want me to hit you?" and she was like "I want to fucking cry!". My back looked like someone took a belt sander to it from all the scratches, and i had bite marks all over my shoulders.

Freaky bitch.

LMAO.....good question.....but I've never tried it....for the simple reason that her teeth are kinda menacing [dolphins have cone-shaped teeth (which are really sharp)].....she's real gentle, and I know she wouldn't hurt me (she's given me a little "bight" before(if you wanna even call it that), but she was gentle enough to not even make it hurt or break the skin), but be-it I am still human, the whole idea of sharp teeth kinda made me decide otherwise. No matter though.......her just being there for me plus the other...umm..."fun" we have more than makes up for it:D

So, do you actually own this dolphin? I mean, you work at a zoo, or you have a 2 story tank in your living room with a tunnel to the ocean where you two can periodically meet up?

So, do you actually own this dolphin? I mean, you work at a zoo, or you have a 2 story tank in your living room with a tunnel to the ocean where you two can periodically meet up?
I really wish that were the case, and who knows, maybe someday that'll be a reality, but in the meantime I just have to go meet her at a certain location near my house (I live like right on the water)....it's really tough to make a schedule to see her, but, what the hell, she's well worth it! Much more important than anything else I do really.

*Bump*--so, anyone else wanna share?

PICS???

How the fuck do you stick your cock in a dolphin?

For our safety.....no pics. Also, I dont have a waterproof camera :p

Lol.....quite simple really.....get her real close to you, then, well, do what comes natural....lol. She'll let you in real easy, but once she starts workin those contractive vaginal muscles....she's kinda got you under her control.....:D
And DAMN it feels good! She can practically massage your entire member with like rythmic contractions......the feeling isn't comparable to anything else in the world! *Shudders at though* I think she loves the feeling too......she always looks so pleasured by the whole ordeal (really hard to explain in words, but it's rather obvious she's having as much fun as myself)
I must admit, the first time was a bit "awkward", but since then all has been well! :D

Feel free to ask any more questions......:)

I suppose one of the memorable experiences I had goes as follows..

I used to date this one guy. While we were dating, we never had sex.. not once.. We broke up for some time and one night, just started talking to each other.. He was a lot older than I was.. like a 5 year difference, which is a lot when you're so young.. I was 15.. Anyway.. We went to see a movie, and because he was a friends older brother, my parents thought nothing of my staying the night at his apartment. (of course, they thought said friend would be there too.. :))

Anyway, we had just got in from the movie at about 12:30ish.. it was a late movie.. We were sitting on his couch, and he said, you can crash here if you want to.. I thought it was probably a bad idea.. we were getting along so well, though.. I told him I'd stay a while longer, then see if I wanted to go or not..

I was leaning into him, his arm was around me.. His hands were in my hair and he kinda just pulled me over to him and started kissing me.. He started taking off layers of my clothes.. first my sweater, then my shirt..

I was wearing only a bra and feeling a little self-conscious.. Then he stood me up, after noticing me covering myself.. He started to unbutton my pants, and said, "Don't worry, it's just me.. You're safe with me.." I smiled and felt a little, loved? I don't know.. but then he pulled down my pants and said, "You're too beautiful.. why didn't you let me see this much before?"

I was way in love with him at the moment.. I was wearing only a bra when he stood up and picked me up.. My arms were around his neck, my legs around his waist.. "Can I have you?" he asked.. Pretty cheezy.. but I liked it..

As soon as I said, "Please.." He sort of ran me over to the wall and pushed me up against it.. He fucked me for a long time against that wall.. I asked him if he would cum in my mouth.. He kinda stopped and looked at me.. "If you really want me to.. I would absolutely love that.." He backed away from the wall and carried me into his room, never breaking the connection.. He sat down and positioned himself on his bed, then lifted me off of his dick.. I sucked his dick not more than a minute before he said, "get ready.." I went faster and deeper and and he came in my mouth.. I swallowed it all, with minimal gagging.. He laid back and closed his eyes.. Then pulled me down next to him.. "Will you just sleep with me here tonight?" "Yeah.." I said..

I guess that was extremely memorable for me, because it was the first real sensual experience in my life.. One that I could never forget.. No one had ever made me feel quite that special before.. :)
And being fucked against a wall was tooooooo incredible.. :p

Damn bedding 15 year old girls is too easy. Oh yeah and dolphin fucker, have you ever fucked human female before?

For our safety.....no pics. Also, I dont have a waterproof camera :p

Lol.....quite simple really.....get her real close to you, then, well, do what comes natural....lol. She'll let you in real easy, but once she starts workin those contractive vaginal muscles....she's kinda got you under her control.....:D
And DAMN it feels good! She can practically massage your entire member with like rythmic contractions......the feeling isn't comparable to anything else in the world! *Shudders at though* I think she loves the feeling too......she always looks so pleasured by the whole ordeal (really hard to explain in words, but it's rather obvious she's having as much fun as myself)
I must admit, the first time was a bit "awkward", but since then all has been well! :D

Feel free to ask any more questions......:)

are there any love hips you can just hold onto?

Ill send you a waterproof camera for pics :)

Did anyone else expect a Bel-air besides me?

My brain now looks at the end of every long post for a Bel-Air. Dammit, totse...

I got an offer twice from two different girls when I was in High School, but I turned it down because at the time I didn't wanna have to worry about catching something or getting one of them knocked up....so I just put it off till I moved on to the college life. However, upon doing so (current Freshman in college) I met my current gf, and we've been together for an awful short time to be asking for any "favors", so I'm just gonna have to wait a lil while more. Besides, she still has no idea about Kayla.....which is always a lil bit tough to explain in-person to non-zoophilic people. She seems open minded enough though, so I hope all goes well in the end. Hope she don't mind a lil competition.....;)

I got an offer twice from two different girls when I was in High School, but I turned it down because at the time I didn't wanna have to worry about catching something or getting one of them knocked up....so I just put it off till I moved on to the college life. However, upon doing so (current Freshman in college) I met my current gf, and we've been together for an awful short time to be asking for any "favors", so I'm just gonna have to wait a lil while more. Besides, she still has no idea about Kayla.....which is always a lil bit tough to explain in-person to non-zoophilic people. She seems open minded enough though, so I hope all goes well in the end. Hope she don't mind a lil competition.....;)

Wtf? You're dating a human girl, while fucking a dolphin on the side? Hahahaha this is too rich.

are there any love hips you can just hold onto?

Ill send you a waterproof camera for pics :)

LMAO---thanks for the offer! :D

hmm...again a good question. whenever we've ever done it, I just usually wrap my arms around her (right around the area near the pectoral fins)and hold her tightly against me, and she similarly does the same and tries to wrap her fins around me and hold me. That alone is just....such a undescribeably wonderful feeling, the fact that she is so different, yet so much the same....different in physical appearance since she has fins rather than hands or arms, yet so much the same in that she can embrace me regardless of this little difference. Anyway, I often also tend to caress her a bit, so my hands aren't always in a fixed place;)......you know....think human terms. One thing you'll find out real quick is that sex with a phin is almost exactly like sex with a human give or take a few points.I still, however, think it has it's advantages with a dolphin:D

Wtf? You're dating a human girl, while fucking a dolphin on the side? Hahahaha this is too rich.

LOL....and your point is? I am be both delphinic zoophile AND heterosexual as I have mentioned before, so I have the choice to be both at once:D
Besides....I find an equal attraction to both phins and women;)

Wtf? You're dating a human girl, while fucking a dolphin on the side? Hahahaha this is too rich.

It is too rich.. I'm not entirely sure I believe it.. This is the first I'VE ever heard of him being a dolphin lover.. And it happened to be around the same time Denk an mich made the dolphin sex post.. He may have mentioned it before, but this is just the first I've heard..

His accounts of being with the dolphin are awfully similar to the accounts on that dolphin lover guide.. Similar phrasing, etc..

Honestly, I don't believe it.. But then again, he could be telling the truth, though I highly doubt it..

Maybe he'll prove me wrong?:p

Just make dead sure she'll be OK with the other female in your life, before you tell her about your phin mate.

Who knows, maybe you can have a threesome? :D

It is too rich.. I'm not entirely sure I believe it.. This is the first I'VE ever heard of him being a dolphin lover.. And it happened to be around the same time Denk an mich made the dolphin sex post.. He may have mentioned it before, but this is just the first I've heard..

His accounts of being with the dolphin are awfully similar to the accounts on that dolphin lover guide.. Similar phrasing, etc..

Honestly, I don't believe it.. But then again, he could be telling the truth, though I highly doubt it..

Maybe he'll prove me wrong?:p

Meh....figures....no imagination :p......oh well, I dont really care if you believe it or not. It happened for me...and that's all I care about:D not whether you believed it happened or not.

Perhaps you're in denial....lol....a converting delphinic who's trying hard to convince himself nothing like this happens to ordinary people (lol, I'm only kidding here)

Anyway, even if you didn't believe the story, I just hope you got nice insight as to what it's like. You only think I copied from that dolphin loving guide thing because it's been around for so long and it's like the only guide ever written. I promise you however, not once did I ever look at that guide in writing this post......I did it ALL by my memories:D

I'm not gonna start a fight and argue....I'm not that kinda guy....if you dont believe it that's your problem, and it has nothing to do with me or my...shall we say..."experiences". Anyway, you should try it out yourself...I really think you might think differently about it once you had a little experience of your own with a phin;).

Oh, and btw, this is the first time I've posted about it, so you're right......prior to now I never revealed that to anyone on anything other than my fellow delphinic friends on IM. So you were right on that one.....this is my "coming clean" thread...lol

Dont get me wrong....I'm not trying to start anything here, but you really should open your mind a little.....this stuff happens all the time....it's just a matter of who decides to post it ( i know of like 5-6 friends of mine who have had relationships with phins, and I bet you never saw their postings either cause they want it to be kept secret)

Anyway, I kinda wish you'd believe it, but if not then there's nothing I can do. I'll fight to protect my rights as a delphinic (as I have many a time before) and I'd fight to the death to save my phin (I love her to death!), but I'm not that eager to fight to make people believe me. This thread said "post your most memorable sex experiences", not "post another generic experience so that everyone will believe it", so I rest my case at that.

BTW, I'm still open to any questions anyone may have:D

LMFAO...that's sexy! Actually not a bad idea.......*daydreams*.....Woah! Damn!......I really gotta consider that one!
LOL:D

LMAO---thanks for the offer! :D

hmm...again a good question. whenever we've ever done it, I just usually wrap my arms around her (right around the area near the pectoral fins)and hold her tightly against me, and she similarly does the same and tries to wrap her fins around me and hold me. That alone is just....such a undescribeably wonderful feeling, the fact that she is so different, yet so much the same....different in physical appearance since she has fins rather than hands or arms, yet so much the same in that she can embrace me regardless of this little difference. Anyway, I often also tend to caress her a bit, so my hands aren't always in a fixed place;)......you know....think human terms. One thing you'll find out real quick is that sex with a phin is almost exactly like sex with a human give or take a few points.I still, however, think it has it's advantages with a dolphin:D

So, what you're saying is; you feel a connection to your Dolphin on a human level?

-You talk as if it's a Human Being.
-You consider it able to cope and understand your "true feelings", as well as make conscious reactions to them.
-When you "make love" you hold on to it like you would a female.
-The way you compared having sex with it is the same way any male would sex a female (I.E. Shyly on the beach).
-You expressed how wonderful the feeling of having a Dolphin "hold you" (Via fins, I s'pose), then relating them to human arms.

Is it safe to say you give this animal human traits and characteristics?

...If that is the case... Why not just date humans? All you've done it applied everything a human female can offer you... to an animal with a lesser I.Q. and sharper teeth.

Meh....figures....no imagination :p......oh well, I dont really care if you believe it or not. It happened for me...and that's all I care about:D not whether you believed it happened or not.

Perhaps you're in denial....lol....a converting delphinic who's trying hard to convince himself nothing like this happens to ordinary people (lol, I'm only kidding here)

Anyway, even if you didn't believe the story, I just hope you got nice insight as to what it's like. You only think I copied from that dolphin loving guide thing because it's been around for so long and it's like the only guide ever written. I promise you however, not once did I ever look at that guide in writing this post......I did it ALL by my memories:D

I'm not gonna start a fight and argue....I'm not that kinda guy....if you dont believe it that's your problem, and it has nothing to do with me or my...shall we say..."experiences". Anyway, you should try it out yourself...I really think you might think differently about it once you had a little experience of your own with a phin;).

Oh, and btw, this is the first time I've posted about it, so you're right......prior to now I never revealed that to anyone on anything other than my fellow delphinic friends on IM. So you were right on that one.....this is my "coming clean" thread...lol

Dont get me wrong....I'm not trying to start anything here, but you really should open your mind a little.....this stuff happens all the time....it's just a matter of who decides to post it ( i know of like 5-6 friends of mine who have had relationships with phins, and I bet you never saw their postings either cause they want it to be kept secret)

Anyway, I kinda wish you'd believe it, but if not then there's nothing I can do. I'll fight to protect my rights as a delphinic (as I have many a time before) and I'd fight to the death to save my phin (I love her to death!), but I'm not that eager to fight to make people believe me. This thread said "post your most memorable sex experiences", not "post another generic experience so that everyone will believe it", so I rest my case at that.

BTW, I'm still open to any questions anyone may have:D

Sorry, you'r wording was too similar to the guide.. I really don't believe it.. I will leave it be..

I could be open minded about this.. but it is my opinion that open minded people just can't think for themselves..

I'll believe it with more valid proof.. but, meh.. It's cool.. Recount as many experiences as you'd like with as many animals that you love.. I won't say a word..
:)

So, what you're saying is; you feel a connection to your Dolphin on a human level?

-You talk as if it's a Human Being.
-You consider it able to cope and understand your "true feelings", as well as make conscious reactions to them.
-When you "make love" you hold on to it like you would a female.
-The way you compared having sex with it is the same way any male would sex a female (I.E. Shyly on the beach).
-You expressed how wonderful the feeling of having a Dolphin "hold you" (Via fins, I s'pose), then relating them to human arms.

Is it safe to say you give this animal human traits and characteristics?

...If that is the case... Why not just date humans? All you've done it applied everything a human female can offer you... to an animal with a lesser I.Q. and sharper teeth.

Well that's a very crude way of looking at it.....but I supose I do love her and treat her like I would any other woman. But our relationship is just sooo much better it seems....there's something about our bond that makes it so special....so unique. It's hard to explain, but I never felt the same attraction to my two previous gf's.......only my current gf seems to have me feeling the same attraction for her as I do for Kayla, so I really dont know. All I know is I like being who I am and I wouldn't ever let anyone change me.

Also, I hate to do this, but I have to argue with you on the last point....I felt like you insulted both her and myself in saying "All you've done it applied everything a human female can offer you... to an animal with a lesser I.Q. and sharper teeth." I wont take it personally, but I feel that I have to correct you.....dolphins are much smarter than us when it comes to what we as humans don't know, and it is safe to say that they perhaps know many things we can never know since their environment is different than ours. To compare intelligence based on what we know to what they know is like trying to compare our species to that from the next galaxy....it is an impossible comparison. I guess what I'm saying is you dont have to be able to read and write or even speak English to show your intelligence (besides, what is to say that we as humans aren't less intelligent for being unable to communicate via echolocation, which is in fact 100X better than the modern SONAR used by the US Navy?).....there are more things to intelligence than that (emotion, compassion, behavior patters, and what not are also considered intelligence). I hope you're not offended by this, but I just want you or anyone else to realize that perhaps we need to step back and look at the big picture rather than dwelling on what we believe is some form of "high intelligence" and only looking for species that try to mimic our exact actions. Perhaps we should begin to humble ourselves, and maybe try learning to adapt more into other forms of intelligence.

Sorry, you'r wording was too similar to the guide.. I really don't believe it.. I will leave it be..

I could be open minded about this.. but it is my opinion that open minded people just can't think for themselves..

I'll believe it with more valid proof.. but, meh.. It's cool.. Recount as many experiences as you'd like with as many animals that you love.. I won't say a word..
:)
Thanks for that.....I have respect for you that you are willing to drop it at least and not try to keep pestering me for proof to back up my story. It really says a lot for your character....so once again I must thank you!

If dolphins were so smart they'd evolve faster to have thumbs

Every bone in the human hand is replicated in a dolphin's pectoral fins, only they do not have the advantage of individual apendages like humans
Translation: they already got thumbs, but the shape of their fins makes them useless....who needs thumbs for swimming anyway?lol

Well that's a very crude way of looking at it.....but I supose I do love her and treat her like I would any other woman. But our relationship is just sooo much better it seems....there's something about our bond that makes it so special....so unique. It's hard to explain, but I never felt the same attraction to my two previous gf's.......only my current gf seems to have me feeling the same attraction for her as I do for Kayla, so I really dont know. All I know is I like being who I am and I wouldn't ever let anyone change me.

Also, I hate to do this, but I have to argue with you on the last point....I felt like you insulted both her and myself in saying "All you've done it applied everything a human female can offer you... to an animal with a lesser I.Q. and sharper teeth." I wont take it personally, but I feel that I have to correct you.....dolphins are much smarter than us when it comes to what we as humans don't know, and it is safe to say that they perhaps know many things we can never know since their environment is different than ours. To compare intelligence based on what we know to what they know is like trying to compare our species to that from the next galaxy....it is an impossible comparison. I guess what I'm saying is you dont have to be able to read and write or even speak English to show your intelligence (besides, what is to say that we as humans aren't less intelligent for being unable to communicate via echolocation, which is in fact 100X better than the modern SONAR used by the US Navy?).....there are more things to intelligence than that (emotion, compassion, behavior patters, and what not are also considered intelligence). I hope you're not offended by this, but I just want you or anyone else to realize that perhaps we need to step back and look at the big picture rather than dwelling on what we believe is some form of "high intelligence" and only looking for species that try to mimic our exact actions. Perhaps we should begin to humble ourselves, and maybe try learning to adapt more into other forms of intelligence.

There was a recent news story where a blind teen was able to use echolocation.

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2006/09/06/eveningnews/main1977730.shtml

As for the notion that Dolphins might possibly harbor a different form of intelligent life doesn't really work if you look at the science of the matter. Sure, we could speculate, and by all means, that's your prerogative. I'm just saying that according to the data, the brain of a Dolphin is, in fact, less developed then that of our species. I'm not saying how big of margin there is... But if a species can say... Die from sticking their nose in a piece of plastic, then it's safe to say that we just might be a little more "aware" of ourselves.

It isn't about the behavioral patterns but more of the ability for "free thought". Dolphins can mimic, we can learn.

I'm not attacking you, just pointing out a different view of your way of thinking...

There was a recent news story where a blind teen was able to use echolocation.

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2006/09/06/eveningnews/main1977730.shtml

As for the notion that Dolphins might possibly harbor a different form of intelligent life doesn't really work if you look at the science of the matter. Sure, we could speculate, and by all means, that's your prerogative. I'm just saying that according to the data, the brain of a Dolphin is, in fact, less developed then that of our species. I'm not saying how big of margin there is... But if a species can say... Die from sticking their nose in a piece of plastic, then it's safe to say that we just might be a little more "aware" of ourselves.

It isn't about the behavioral patterns but more of the ability for "free thought". Dolphins can mimic, we can learn.

I'm not attacking you, just pointing out a different view of your way of thinking...

Whatever dude.....dont really care. All I know is she's got feelings and emotions for me.....and that's all I care about. She's showed me in many ways too hard to describe that she really does have some sort of love for me....and that's what makes her so special. I'll do anything to keep her happy, because if I do then she directly and indirectly makes me happy, and so our relationship is sort of self-sustaining. I'm all too happy to give her whatever she wants.....if she cant speak with words or cant do your little tricks which somehow mean intelligence, then I'm fine with that.....those mean nothing to me so long as I have her love and devotion. Without emotion or love or compassion, no amount of intelligence in the world is worth anything. And if you dont believe me, there's some company in Japan mass producing humanoid style robots....they speak human languages......can move all their limbs....hell, they even look real.....but they have no soul.....no life...nothing. Think about that for a while.......and then you'll see why I made my choice for her......I dont see her as an animal...as another species....hell, I hardly even see her as looking all too different......I'm blinded by something more brilliant than all of these mere trivial facts, and in a way, she is too.......we both love each other regardless of our form or what others think about it. That is what trully matters!

The ones I will probably never have.

I dream of Xina...

my most memorable sex moment isnt one im proud of i got drunk one night and my buddies tied me up passed out drunk in this dolphin costume with my ass near the stomach i started having seizures and throwing up and such and passed out the next morning some wierd guy was laying next to me and my ass hurt i will never forget that as hard as i try

Lol, buttfucked by a hobo, priceless!

LMFAO........ok, I'll try to be serious......*chuckles*. 1)Were you at an anthro convention or something 2)Are you a contortionist(because you woulda been twisted in half to be in that position or in the suit backwards) 3) Dolhpins don't drink.... shame on you for trying to ruin their reputation (lol:Djust kidding) 4)That's really unfortunate that you got anally raped.......however it wasn't one of us as you are implying....we know the difference;).....phins are just soooo much sexier:D!

LMFAO........ok, I'll try to be serious......*chuckles*. 1)Were you at an anthro convention or something 2)Are you a contortionist(because you woulda been twisted in half to be in that position or in the suit backwards) 3) Dolhpins don't drink.... shame on you for trying to ruin their reputation (lol:Djust kidding) 4)That's really unfortunate that you got anally raped.......however it wasn't one of us as you are implying....we know the difference;).....phins are just soooo much sexier:D!

so...many...smileys...

LMFAO........ok, I'll try to be serious......*chuckles*. 1)Were you at an anthro convention or something 2)Are you a contortionist(because you woulda been twisted in half to be in that position or in the suit backwards) 3) Dolhpins don't drink.... shame on you for trying to ruin their reputation (lol:Djust kidding) 4)That's really unfortunate that you got anally raped.......however it wasn't one of us as you are implying....we know the difference;).....phins are just soooo much sexier:D!

lol just getting a laugh in true totsean style

lol just getting a laugh in true totsean style
yeah I know.......I was being really sarcastic:p

it was fairly funny though:D

yeah I know.......I was being really sarcastic:p

it was fairly funny though:D

if people laughed then my day is made ... im off to do more works of good ..... up up and... h/o while i call a cab

My most memorable sex moment was probably the first time I ever saw my husband naked and with an erection. My only other boyfriend was uncommonly small...So I'm sure you guys can imagine my surprise! Then of course there was the first time we tried to have sex after I had given birth...

The BEST memorable time was the first time it occured to me to...Masturbate while we were having sex. THAT was one fine idea.;)

The BEST memorable time was the first time it occured to me to...Masturbate while we were having sex. THAT was one fine idea.;)

LOLZ....good one:D

I laughed hard at this.. :D

bump....oh yeah, is there any one else willing to share a memorable momment.....we're running out of good ideas....:p

On a school bus comin' back from a field trip. Rubbin' my friends cooch most of the ride back. And as I got off the bus I found out some people knew about it/ saw us. Turns out the entire academy (50 kids over two busses) knew about it before we had the slightest clue anyone saw us. Gotta love text messaging.

Not the hottest. Not really the funniest. But definately the most memorable to date. and +1 for the pedo vibe of a school bus

wow.....good one kinda reminds me of when I used to take the bus home.....I looked back once and there was this chick I used to know fucking the shit outta this guy in the back, then it seemed everyone was freakin starin at em.....it was simply hilarious because everyone but the driver seemed to notice......and I swear this story is real, I am not shittin you......it was FUNNY AS HELL!

But yeah.....that was awesome.....good job:D
+1 to you.....