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 #1 
Old 2007-07-04, 10:48
Chobits Chobits is offline
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Well I'm not sure if this is normal, but every time my gf gives me head, she sometimes moves her tongue in tight circles on my urethra, making me want to pee REALLY bad, I even have to tell her to stop sometimes ><... Does this happen to anyone else? I'm slowly teaching her how to do it right though... (=tongue UNDER cock)
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Old 2007-07-04, 10:50
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My gf sucks at giving head, no pun intended... I always have to give her tips, and she always complains her jaw hurts, so she usually doesnt give me a blowjob.
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Old 2007-07-04, 11:05
Duck In Fog Duck In Fog is offline
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I thought this would be either about you pissing in her mouth or wanting tips on her letting you do it/the best way to do it. =S
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Old 2007-07-04, 11:16
Chobits Chobits is offline
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I thought this would be either about you pissing in her mouth or wanting tips on her letting you do it/the best way to do it. =S


um, no.
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Old 2007-07-04, 12:37
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-rolls up the newspaper-

No. Bad!
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Old 2007-07-04, 13:36
Kingcodez Kingcodez is offline
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Same here man, my gf is asian but she definately didn't inherit the cock sucking gene. great sex tho lol.

Your problem is most likely due to over stimulation of your head. The same thing happens when I rub my head on my palm. It feels soo good that it makes me piss, and I hve even pissed before.
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Old 2007-07-04, 16:48
cooldarkknick cooldarkknick is offline
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Yep, happens when i jack too hard. But what you want to do is try to piss before you do anything with her. I understand it will probably hard since she will be right there and saying "Let me use the bathroom" may ruin the moment.
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Old 2007-07-04, 16:57
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I always have to give her tips, and she always complains her jaw hurts, so she usually doesnt give me a blowjob.

That's because she's using the suction from her mouth rather than using her hand to create pressure on the penis.
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Old 2007-07-04, 23:42
voodoomagic voodoomagic is offline
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i read somewhere that you arent supposed to beable to pee when you are hard.

maybe thats wrong
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Old 2007-07-04, 23:55
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i read somewhere that you arent supposed to beable to pee when you are hard.

maybe thats wrongthis is true i read that a duct closes that prevents urine from leaking when having intercourse. I think she may be sucking way too hard.
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Old 2007-07-05, 00:53
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Originally Posted by voodoomagic
i read somewhere that you arent supposed to beable to pee when you are hard.

maybe thats wrong


I've pissed when I had a hard on before, not true. Maybe not being able to cum and piss at the same time.
 #12 
Old 2007-07-05, 01:28
Toddler Fondler Toddler Fondler is offline
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I always pee when I cum. The urine does turn white and gooey though.
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Old 2007-07-05, 01:35
Dr.Speed17 Dr.Speed17 is offline
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I always pee when I cum. The urine does turn white and gooey though.


Liar, it's pretty hard to piss right after youve cummed, at least for me, I have to wait 10 minutes for my urinary tract to unclog from all the jizz before being able to take a piss.
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Old 2007-07-05, 01:43
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i swear this has been a thread before.. exact same.. deja vu?
 #15 
Old 2007-07-05, 01:47
ninjamynci ninjamynci is offline
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Tell her to alternate with some ball-sucking and general gob-shaft technique.
Either that or piss in her mouth and then I guarantee you, it'll never be a problem again!
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Old 2007-07-05, 02:06
Eindringling Eindringling is offline
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uhm....take a piss before she does it?
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Old 2007-07-05, 17:39
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this is true i read that a duct closes that prevents urine from leaking when having intercourse. I think she may be sucking way too hard.

depends on how close you are to actually orgasming i think, ive pissed with a boner before
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Old 2007-07-05, 18:31
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I can piss with a hard-on.:):DCoolEEK!
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Old 2007-07-05, 18:32
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It's because your urethra's irritated. It's like reflex, your body's like "hey wtf is blocking things down there? Better flush it out!".

Tell her to stop licking the hole.
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Old 2007-07-05, 18:33
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The duct doesn't close until you're ready to go, if you just have a boner you can still piss. Thats why it sucks when you have morning wood and have to go piss cause you have to do it a weird angle. I intentionally pissed in my ex's mouth after she blew me once, she ran off into the bathroom all pissed :) sorry OP I cant help ya :( just tell her not to do that unless she wants a mouthful of urine...
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Old 2007-07-05, 21:33
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The duct doesn't close until you're ready to go, if you just have a boner you can still piss. Thats why it sucks when you have morning wood and have to go piss cause you have to do it a weird angle. I intentionally pissed in my ex's mouth after she blew me once, she ran off into the bathroom all pissed :) sorry OP I cant help ya :( just tell her not to do that unless she wants a mouthful of urine...

Haha, I told my ex "Haha...heh....damn that was a blank shot."

and believed me.
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Old 2007-07-05, 21:41
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Originally Posted by Chobits
Well I'm not sure if this is normal, but every time my gf gives me head, she sometimes moves her tongue in tight circles on my urethra, making me want to pee REALLY bad, I even have to tell her to stop sometimes ><... Does this happen to anyone else? I'm slowly teaching her how to do it right though... (=tongue UNDER cock)


just release it and if theres a problem say its the same stuff that women sometimes squirt.
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Old 2007-07-07, 02:55
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The duct doesn't close until you're ready to go, if you just have a boner you can still piss. Thats why it sucks when you have morning wood and have to go piss cause you have to do it a weird angle. I intentionally pissed in my ex's mouth after she blew me once, she ran off into the bathroom all pissed :) sorry OP I cant help ya :( just tell her not to do that unless she wants a mouthful of urine...


40 year old virgin....
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Old 2007-07-07, 04:52
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40 year old virgin....

What are you trying to imply...
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Old 2007-07-08, 03:40
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What are you trying to imply...

I'm implying that you are correct john.
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Old 2007-07-08, 06:23
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Liar, it's pretty hard to piss right after youve cummed, at least for me, I have to wait 10 minutes for my urinary tract to unclog from all the jizz before being able to take a piss.

same. i tried to piss right after i came and i was standing for like 3 minutes before my piss came out. and when it did it came out really slowly and there was come in my piss. smelled bad to.
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Old 2007-07-08, 06:35
WhyteWydow WhyteWydow is offline
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Uhhhh tell her to stop moving her tongue like that?

Dummy.
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Old 2007-07-08, 15:27
Dr.Speed17 Dr.Speed17 is offline
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same. i tried to piss right after i came and i was standing for like 3 minutes before my piss came out. and when it did it came out really slowly and there was come in my piss. smelled bad to.

Information overload...
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Old 2007-07-09, 00:09
psychomanthis psychomanthis is offline
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this is true i read that a duct closes that prevents urine from leaking when having intercourse. I think she may be sucking way too hard.

She's sucking the piss right out of his blatter LOL.
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Old 2007-07-09, 02:22
bored_teen bored_teen is offline
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i always have to piss before i fap. if i piss right after, it burns like hell. no idea why. and i'm a virgin, so no U HAVE TEH <STD> jokes, please.
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Old 2007-07-09, 03:09
niggersexual niggersexual is offline
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same. i tried to piss right after i came and i was standing for like 3 minutes before my piss came out. and when it did it came out really slowly and there was come in my piss. smelled bad to.

I find that I can piss a lot sooner if I just sit down and piss.
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Old 2007-07-09, 03:13
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i always have to piss before i fap. if i piss right after, it burns like hell. no idea why. and i'm a virgin, so no U HAVE TEH <STD> jokes, please.


U HAVE TEH AIDZ!!!
 #33 
Old 2007-07-09, 03:23
niggersexual niggersexual is offline
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U HAVE TEH AIDZ!!!

You got the STDs from the toilet seat!
 
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