I was thinking of picking up my girl tonight in my new car and I wanted to do a little screwing around, it was gonna be prolly around 1 or 2 and I was thinking the back of a Target in an industrial complex thing, or is there a slightly safer place where theres no way of me getting caught.. Im really paranoid of getting arrested

Your best option is either get a motel room or go to one of your respective homes. There is no where else that you can be completely certain that you won't get caught/arrested.

Having said that, you really just have to know the area to pick a place. Stay away from any of the known "parking" places. Behind a closed store is good. Parks and other "public" places are better. If you do get caught behind a store or any other private property, they can add trespassing to the all ready extensive list of charges. (If you're in America, you could even be charged as a sex offender.) Therefore, its a good idea to lean towards public property. Although, that also increases your chances of getting caught. Really you're best option is to get a room.

Behind a church...

Restuarant Parking Lots.

Later in the night all the staffs cars are there and you can blend in, and even if a cook or server saw you, most all of em are pothead horn doggs so they wouldnt give two shits.

Behind a church...

QFT. Nobody hovers around churches late at night.

Behind a church...

Lewd Act withing 1000 Ft. of a church is a Federal Offense
You learn something new everyday..

Lewd Act withing 1000 Ft. of a church is a Federal Offense
You learn something new everyday..

shit, so right now if someone cought me jerking off I would be committing a crime. I live like a couple hundred feet from a church.

Lewd Act withing 1000 Ft. of a church is a Federal Offense
You learn something new everyday..

Sounds like a violation of seperation of church and state, or do they not have that in nova scotia?

mall parking lots have never failed me, even during business hours.

mall security is a joke, and do not have authority to really do anything. if they actually cared enough to call the police, you could be long gone by then.

Later in the night all the staffs cars are there and you can blend in, and even if a cook or server saw you, most all of em are pothead horn doggs so they wouldnt give two shits.

hey!


..It's true. :(

Most places these days are monitored by CCTV, so you never know who might be watching.

Go for a park or something, or a back lane.

In your driveway?


"Uhm, officer..I'm about to bust a nut so please get off my property".

A car garage.



(Car wash would be fun too...)

What time are you going?

If it's late, I would suggest a park... A very large one. That's where I did it.

Or, if there's any rural areas, go find a back road or park in a field... But there's a small chance you'll get gang raped by some rednecks.

I actually LOLed.

Ooooh, just thought of another one. What about at a school? School's out for summer, and there's one around here that's out in the middle of nowhere. If you parked behind it, you'd be totally out of sight.

The boot is NOT a safe place!

Just lock your doors and put up a newspaper.

If you get caught, it would be on federal... and even worse, SCHOOL PROPERTY.

Even thought school is out, you would still be prosecuted much harsher, with many more violations tacked on.

If you go to a store parking lot, make sure you won't get caught on the surveillance cameras. Almost all stores and malls have their parking lots covered. It's worse having your act caught on tape. It could be there for ever.

honeslty ive accedently walked pass countless people fucking in cars

and i heard if u fuck sumwhere u likely to get caught she'll cum quicker?

Only if she's an exhibitionist.

I'd say just drive to an industrial complex area, preferably a sparse and quiet one (I drove to one in Vancouver where there was even abandoned garages, and we weren't bothered.)

what kind of self respecting girl is going to mess around with you in your car? just go to your house

On the highway, obviously. You dont even have to park.