I demand proof when you get your xbox

so make sure to buy GOW rainbow 6 & forza 2

Okay!

Actually, having bragged about it, I'll probably end up being pwned by you horribly.
But, aslong as I'm better than people like newstar, I dont mind.

I'll probably move this or close this. It's not really gaming and it's not really sex.

Robyextreme, it sounds like you've a bit of a problem if you're fapping that much a day. You say it's so you're not distracted whilst gaming, but what if, in reality, it's because you're turned on by the games themselves?


That would be so cool.

Oh, really?
http://www.siliconera.com/news/0603/ggaming01a.jpg

haha i agree with lchitman.
but yeah, get a girl that's into games as well. haha i always have to be with someone that's into games. cause i like playing little video games myself and i hate interruptions

haha i agree with lchitman.
but yeah, get a girl that's into games as well. haha i always have to be with someone that's into games. cause i like playing little video games myself and i hate interruptions

I like your user name,:D

yeahh... you're a sad person.

If games are dominating your life, then I'd say you should cut back on them. But if you're happy with it, then there's not much to be said.

I picture myself and the rest of the old dudes in the nursing home, laying back and telling stories of our young days.

How many of us will sit quietly, as their experiences took place within a piece of software?

How many of us will sit quietly, as their experiences took place within a piece of software?

Nah, there's enough gamers in this world for us to congregate at the old folk's home, fishing bait place, etc. and talk about how "back in the day noobs trembled at the mention of my name".

Nah, there's enough gamers in this world for us to congregate at the old folk's home, fishing bait place, etc. and talk about how "back in the day noobs trembled at the mention of my name".
Funny. :D

I lost my virginity over msn.
No kidding.

Nah, there's enough gamers in this world for us to congregate at the old folk's home, fishing bait place, etc. and talk about how "back in the day noobs trembled at the mention of my name".

I can imagine all the old gamers outside an old folk's home shouting at the young noobs to keep off the grass.

"Darn n00bs"

^^^ lol

I lost my virginity over msn.
No kidding.

that story should be interesting. more interesting than this thread, anyway. TELL!!!

^^^ lol



that story should be interesting. more interesting than this thread, anyway. TELL!!!

Yeah me too. It sounds.. painfull, yet interesting.
I've allways wondered how someone would lose their physical virginity via the internet. Would it involve the insertion of paraphanalia, or the penetration of uncomfortably small slots?

A friend and I went to hooters the other day. Our waitress plays games like halo and GTA III for PC. And she was hott.

OP is such a looser...



Seriously, I play once in awhile. But there's more to life than dumb games.








Yes, even WoW.

Yeah me too. It sounds.. painfull, yet interesting.
I've allways wondered how someone would lose their physical virginity via the internet. Would it involve the insertion of paraphanalia, or the penetration of uncomfortably small slots?

Well a floppy slot is 3 1/2 inches deep, which is more than enough for your standard gamer...

I kid, but the joke wouldn't work without stereotypes.

Can you say LAN PARTY? I'd stick MY hard drive inte HER USB slot...

Oh, really?
http://www.siliconera.com/news/0603/ggaming01a.jpg

LIE!!! THAT PICTURE IS A LIE!!!

I knew that could never happen in real life then I looked at the corner of the picture, SHE IS A SEX DOLL!!! She isn't some (sexy) nerd, she is an expensive sex toy owned by some nerd. Stop getting our hopes up man...

FUCK YOU!

That just seemed like a funny tihng to say... I don't even play WoW... I swear.

I'd go with the castration idea.

Oh, really?
http://www.siliconera.com/news/0603/ggaming01a.jpg

I came. Twice.

You get your rank 14 epix?

LIE!!! THAT PICTURE IS A LIE!!!

I knew that could never happen in real life then I looked at the corner of the picture, SHE IS A SEX DOLL!!! She isn't some (sexy) nerd, she is an expensive sex toy owned by some nerd. Stop getting our hopes up man...



You may be right.

I fap'd anyway.

ctrlaltdel lies.

All I can say. If there was a girl who could accept me as a nerdy antisocial gamer the world would be fantastic. As it is, most women I've met suspected I'm a (future) serial killer.

:/

Why do I even want a girlfriend? What's so fantastic about women? Gahh. Fucking hormones.

haha i agree with lchitman.
but yeah, get a girl that's into games as well. haha i always have to be with someone that's into games. cause i like playing little video games myself and i hate interruptions

If we hang round long enough perhaps the games will be into her?

The worst part is this guy telling us how many times a day he jacks off. I mean, can you get more pathetic than that? Just leave the guy alone, he has enough problems as it is. Being a fucking loser and all.