Okay, so there is this girl, i'll just call her Beth. We arranged to hang out today. So after a few hours we get a little frisky. We start making out and after a little Beth starts to feel up my shit. I of corse being like the typical guy thought I was going to get some, but out of nowhere stops and tells me that she doesn't want anything physical to happen yet. I was thinking what? why the hell did you feel up my shit and not at least get me off?

So anyway, we go get some dinner and we decide to lay down and watch the sun set. Once again, we get a little crazy and this time Beth gets on top of me and starts dryhumping me. Than, you guessed it, she tells me she doesn't want anything physical to happen.

So now, I am sitting at my computer, and my balls feel like they are about to explode. But seriously, what the hell is wrong with girls? Why would she get me going and abruptly stop like that?

Another question, If anyone knows how to cure blue balls tell me, I already jacked off and took some tylenol and it didn't help any. Thanks

Take a shit.

It helps.

The only cure is to fuck. :(

Take her out shopping, get her to try on something nice, expensive, etc. Either a dress, diamonds, etc. When she picks out what she wants, say "I'm sorry, but I'm not in the mood to give you anything physical right now", and walk away.

That'll teach her.

Golden.

Golden is right. That is exactly what she did to me haha.

Seriously, fuck that bitch. God forgive you get with a girl and she doesnt let you bust on/in her, the first or even the SECOND time.

Let me be serious.

Next time she's reaching for your junk, just tell her "no test drives". If she's not scared of doing sexual things, she'll take it as an invitation to fuck you or fuck off.

Or why don't you lead? You say she's grabbing your junk but won't finish you off? Start fingering/eating her out. Suck on her tits. Just make out and start working your way down.

Deja vu....I swear i've seen this thread before.

my gf does that to me all the time. pisses me the fuck off. those 2 exact things happened to me. i no how ya feel. fap ittl help. and there will be a shit load of jizz

Bide your time mate, she's just trying to take and keep control of the relationship. Your best bet is to pretend it doesn't bother you in the slightest. She'll become more comfortable with the situation. And you know what that means, of course.

Fuck that, that doesn't get you laid NOW, which is what you want.

Don't settle for waiting with chicks. Take charge.

Brilliant. Perfectly brilliant

I think i've seen this thread before too....or at least that joke about the gifts.

Maybe from here:

http://www.totse.com/community/showthread.php?t=1987718

I agree 100%

Take it easy. If she's frustrating you as much as you say,chances are you're frustrating her too!

It's only a matter of time..

I don't understand other girls at all. I don't even like the majority of them.. Mind games suck, and I feel sorry for all of you guys. :(

Yes, do this! And once she's all wet, and BEGGING for it, just tell her you're not ready for anything physical yet. That should bring her around promptly.

Fuck that, that doesn't get you laid NOW, which is what you want.

Don't settle for waiting with chicks. Take charge.

totally have to agree with u man

I'm going to assume you're a woman, and thus forgo my FAG comment.

If you want to help the image of women, you're welcome to give me no-bullshit blowjobs whenever you see me. Otherwise, realize that women (and men even more so) play games. Life is all about playing games with people you want something from.

If they're worthy of being your good friends or significant other, it'll show and you'll know. Then and only then do the games stop.

I was seeing a girl recently, but all she did was fucking dry hump (she's 20!) I could have stuck around but I just could not bear her pathetic little mewlings as she got herself off through a layer of clothes.