For the past four years prior to having sex with my girlfriend I soak my balls (using a bowl) in near scalding hot water for seven to ten minutes.

Each and every time we fuck which is on average six to seven times a week I shoot my shit in her pussy hole and she never once has gotten pregnant.

Could it be possible I have discovered a new form of male birth control?!

It isn't new, or particularly reliable.

Are you saying it is not possible to kill the sperm or a majority of the spermies in my ball sack by boiling them alive?

He's saying it's not reliable, and you're not the first one to come up with the idea.

I'm saying even if that does happen you are probably going to give yourself some good old fashioned impotence.

I also think it's more likely your girlfriend is just barren.

You can shoot your -shit-? Wow there's gotta be a career for that somewhere in Japan.

Love, Swibbles

No way I'm trying that, I ain't hard boiling my eggs.

I would rather just wear a condom than soak my balls in a bowl of hot water.

That's what I thought.

So, hold on, you're in the moment, about to have sex then stop, "wait! I've gotta go soak my balls!" wtf, what a passion killer.

You're just gonna cause permanent heat damage to your gonads. That's the reason why many career chefs become impotent by the age of 35.

I'm closing this incase some poster decides to try your retarded idea and then sues totse for telling him to boil his balls off.

ball soup is not nice.