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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2007-07-02, 20:36
myblondie28 myblondie28 is offline
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Any of you guys honest enough to answer this truthfully? It's been consuming my every thought...I must know;
when you guys masturbate, and your free hand is fondling your sac, would it be common for a straight male to play w/his own anus while masturbating to "see if it feels good" or whatever,
or are you simply massaging that sensitive spot between the anus and sac?
Theyre pretty close in proximity, and I am just curious if it's "normal" for a guy to be curious about that area.
My man is a TOTAL homophobe so I cant get a straight answer from him, but I have a stinkin suspiscion he wants me to toss his salad.
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Old 2007-07-02, 20:48
myblondie28 myblondie28 is offline
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Any of you guys honest enough to answer this truthfully? It's been consuming my every thought...I must know;
when you guys masturbate, and your free hand is fondling your sac, would it be common for a straight male to play w/his own anus while masturbating to "see if it feels good" or whatever,
or are you simply massaging that sensitive spot between the anus and sac?
Theyre pretty close in proximity, and I am just curious if it's "normal" for a guy to be curious about that area.
My man is a TOTAL homophobe so I cant get a straight answer from him, but I have a stinkin suspiscion he wants me to toss his salad.

common you guys
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Old 2007-07-02, 20:48
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my other hand is on the mouse.
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Old 2007-07-02, 20:51
sidewayz6.6 sidewayz6.6 is offline
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Originally Posted by 23
my other hand is on the mouse.


Haha, quoted for the mother fuckin' truth!
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Old 2007-07-02, 20:57
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my other hand is on the mouse.


Pretty much.
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Old 2007-07-02, 21:03
myblondie28 myblondie28 is offline
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Oh come on you guys, HYPOTHETICALLY speaking you are NOT sitting in front of the comp for a minute.
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Old 2007-07-02, 21:04
bored_teen bored_teen is offline
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my hands nowhere except my cock. though sometimes my heel (of my foot) is resting on my 'sack. rather comfortable...
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Old 2007-07-02, 21:04
myblondie28 myblondie28 is offline
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would it be considered gay for him to play w/ his own ass or not??
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Old 2007-07-02, 21:06
bored_teen bored_teen is offline
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depends on what he's doing. if he's shovin' a dildo up there, then he's definitely gay.
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Old 2007-07-02, 21:07
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ass play is a little weird
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Old 2007-07-02, 21:22
myblondie28 myblondie28 is offline
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yeah I dated a guy once that also kneeled w/ his heel in his in between region.
No dildo was mentioned, point blank, have any of u guys ever stuck one finger up your own ass while jerking off??
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Old 2007-07-02, 21:23
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would it be considered gay for him to play w/ his own ass or not??


Would it be gay incest if you had sex with a clone of yourself?
 #13 
Old 2007-07-02, 21:30
myblondie28 myblondie28 is offline
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thanks guys, you were a huge help
 #14 
Old 2007-07-02, 21:50
Bean_Doodle Bean_Doodle is offline
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Would it be gay incest if you had sex with a clone of yourself?

Or more importantly, do gay guys get turned on by their own weiners!?!?!?

Why wont anyone answer this already!?
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Old 2007-07-02, 21:50
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Most of the time I jack off in front of the computer, so my other hand is on the mouse... but when I jack off in bed, or in the shower, I usually stick my finger up my ass, since it makes it easier to ejaculate, I'm not sure why though, it doesn't feel sexual in any way, it just makes the muscles easier to please. So just know that, it doesn't really feel good, it just makes you ejaculate faster. I am completely straight, btw.
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Old 2007-07-02, 22:01
Howard Radford Howard Radford is offline
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I started out small. I would get in my jucuzzy, and let the water pressure massage my anus. Later, I found started to use bigger things, I now stick about a foot of a smooth end stick up my anus. I'm not gay, I can't stand to look at gay porn, I am a little partial to tranny porn as long as they look really good.
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Old 2007-07-02, 22:21
MOBBNBLUNTED MOBBNBLUNTED is offline
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Anyone who sticks their finger in their butt while they're masturbating is gay. Trust me, maybe they haven't came out of the closet yet but they're gay.
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Old 2007-07-02, 22:27
ViVe CUERVO ViVe CUERVO is offline
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Honestly who the fuck cares what it's 'considered'? You don't have to be insecure about every little thing. If you like the way it feels or whatever, do that shit. You're scared of people calling you gay? So what? It's not like someone can make that decision for you. It's not about how you masterbate that decides your homosexuality, it's what sex (if any) arouses you. Stop being such little girls...
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Old 2007-07-02, 22:30
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As the guy above said, who gives a flying fuck what people might think about how you wank?
If you're not doing it in public, it's no ones buisness but yours.


I mean, I've heard of people masturbating using spoons and cucumbers and crazy icky stuff like that. It doesent mean they're attracted to spoons, it doesent make them vegtaphiles.

How you get off, no matter how icky, is your buisness.
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Old 2007-07-02, 22:32
ViVe CUERVO ViVe CUERVO is offline
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As for the OP's question. I leave my free hand on my nuts just because it's usually cold in my room EEK!
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Old 2007-07-02, 22:46
2_wheeler 2_wheeler is offline
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thanks guys, you were a huge help

I have fingered my ass, but I usually put pressure between my ass and balls while jerking off, and fantasize about having my salad tossed...
 #22 
Old 2007-07-02, 22:56
bailoutaccount bailoutaccount is offline
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If your man is any bit homophobic, he would not appreciate you tossing his salad.
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Old 2007-07-02, 22:59
2_wheeler 2_wheeler is offline
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I have fingered my ass, but I usually put pressure between my ass and balls while jerking off, and fantasize about having my salad tossed...

unless I am fantasizing about a woman bending me over, and taking me with a strao-on.....
 #24 
Old 2007-07-02, 23:25
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That wouldn't fly with most guys.

I've experimented with anal stimulation in my teen years. It was different, but it wasn't all that pleasant. I could never find the prostate, so I gave up eventually. Even though i've tried it on my own, i'd be a little self concious if a girl decided to go down there.

Girls are the same way, even. With my ex, we did anal on rare occasions. But she was always wierd about 69. The few times I talked her into it, I naturally went for the backdoor. She always stopped me though.
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Old 2007-07-03, 00:09
bain surgeon bain surgeon is offline
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Originally Posted by 23
ass play is a little weird


yep..
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Old 2007-07-03, 11:21
GloriousG GloriousG is offline
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I dont want to talk about it. lawl.

BUT, i did want to share my recent story which relates to the topic title a little...

anyways i slept naked, I woke up at 5:40 and I had a boner, but i went back to sleep. This time i dreamed about a naked britney spears with a dick! and a part of my mind went wtf! so the mind added 5 other hot naked girls showing their shaved beavers to make up for it, one of them was sucking on britneys dick, which really turned me on. This is when my hand somehow made its way to my dick and I jacked off while sleeping!! and I came in less than 3 secs of touching my penis. Then I woke up finding a mess that I just cleaned up...
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Old 2007-07-03, 12:02
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I love it when a girl sticks her finger(s) in me while she kneels between my legs (me on my back) and gives a me bj/hj.

Once girls get over the 'ick' factor of doing it they often find it fun too. The chance to be the fucker and not the fuckee and also feeling through the fingers of him coming.

When I wank I don't bother, too much cleaning up afterwards and I'm paranoid then about handling food even if I scrub til my hand bleeds.
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Old 2007-07-03, 13:30
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yep..

HTS-Noob Begs to differ!
 #29 
Old 2007-07-03, 15:19
sidewayz6.6 sidewayz6.6 is offline
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YESSS! Where is he? Would sticking a HIGHLIGHTER up your ass make you gay? We could really use his input here.
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Old 2007-07-03, 17:08
totse_is_nothing totse_is_nothing is offline
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this thread is FLAMING! yeah i stuck a permanent marker up my ass once.
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Old 2007-07-03, 17:11
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I've never considered playing with my asshole, my right hand holds my cock, the left hand squirts on lube and uses the remote.
 
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