How do I have sex with my girlfriend for the first time?

I mean, I know what to do, have condoms, she is on the pill, but really... Anything to know?

We're both virgins, and the same age.

I just want to know if I should know anything. Or what to do if she bleeds.

Just know that the first few times are bound to be awkward and bad.

Good luck.

Never trust a women, mate. Maybe I'm looking at this the wrong way, but it sounds sketchy that a virgin is on the pill. Definitely wear a glove.


As for the actual how-to. Prepare for a very awkward first encounter. It will be weird, it won't be good. With time, as you both become more comfortable, it will get better though.

Birthcontrol are used both as menstrual regulators and manstral pain removers so yea, it does happen.

Birthcontrol are used both as menstrual regulators and manstral pain removers so yea, it does happen.

If she pulls that line, then she is probably not a virgin. :D

Birthcontrol are used both as menstrual regulators and manstral pain removers so yea, it does happen.

I knew they were used as regulators, although I was under the impression that that was something of a last ditch effort type of thing. Fairly rare. I was not aware that they were also used to reduce/remove the pain. Learn something new everyday.

If you have sex you will get sypholis, and you will die.

Wrote this a while back. Maybe it'll help.

Old Git's Guide To Defloweration

You will need:

1 bottle Rophenol
1 pair 'police grade' handcuffs
1 pair good quality needle-nosed pliers,preferably Snap-on or Facom.
1 roll Ducktape....


Ok, seriously now, people...

Sometimes reading through the 'My First Time' threads here i have, over the years, formed the impression that many of the women here have become sexually mature individuals, who enjoy a healthy sex life, DESPITE their first time and not because of it!

So this thread, which may be archived, is going out to all of you blokes who dating virgins.

But before i start casting pearls of Ketchian wisdom around i want to point out that any thread of this sort is going to be full of generalisations, i am aware of this and i know not everything i write will apply to all.

Ok , lets assume you've been dating her a while and you've both been getting closer. The question of sex is beginning to raise it's ugly head and she has confided in you that she is a virgin.

1.Girls these benighted days have evolved faster than men. Whereas even as recently as the early 80's girl's made a big deal themselves out of virginity, nowadays (so it seems to me) most girls seem to take the view " So i haven't had a cock inside me yet, so what?!".
Boys unfortunately still regard being her first as a BIG thing! And all too often push the issue or talk it to death.

Meh, she's a virgin , get over it!

DO NOT GO ON AND ON ABOUT IT!

Assuming she's kind of let you know that she wants it to be you then:

2.You need to discuss birth control. This is vital, not only for the obvious reasons but also because if she has any worries about becoming pregnant then that will pretty much screw up her first time for her. For her to feel really at ease it may be necessary to use both the pill and a condom. Which is overkill but she needs to feel 'safe'.

3.Now it gets difficult. It needs to happen in a spontaneous manner. Romantic would be even better but at least spontaneous!

This means you are going to have to do some planning without appearing to do any! Make this into a military style excercise and you are fucked or rather you won't be :P

Perhaps the first thing to have in mind is WHERE! The 'WHEN' you should know instinctively. So when that 'making out' session gets heavy you know where to go.

The back seat of your car IS NOT SUITABLE.

It needs to be somewhere where you both can relax and feel safe from intrusion.

It needs to be somewhere warm. Cold winter wind blowing up naked arses is a pretty good passion killer. Make sure she is shaking with passion and not hypothermia!

Remember also that women's senses are heightened during sex. Which means the 3 day old half eaten pizza by your bed , next to the pile of sweaty socks and stained boxers will smell twice as bad to her as it does to you and will do nothing for her. So if you are planning on using your bedroom then start keeping it clean as soon as she lets you know that she wants to sleep with you!

3 month old bed sheets stiff with the remains of your marathon wank sessions are also not a turn on for most women. And walls covered in pics of gaping vags and silicon tits tend to ruin the mood too.

You need to allow 'curling up time/sleeping time' afterwards. Nothing ruins it more for her than you jumping off the bed the second after you have come, pulling your jeans on and growling ' make me a sammich and bring me a beer, biatch' ! So do everything in your power to make sure you two are not going to be disturbed for at least a couple of hours.

THAT MEANS TURN YOUR FUCKIN' CELL PHONE OFF!.

SO lets recap, She's told you she's a virgin. The snogging has got heavy and you're /you've taken her somewhere you know will be warm, dry, undisturbed and not smelling of week old boy piss.

Now we get down the deed itself.

Slooooow is the key word here. With any luck she'll have some idea of how her body works and has experienced sexual arousal/orgasms before by masturbating or from foreplay with you. If she hasn't then now is not the time to take her virginity but to get her into serious frottage/foreplay/mutual masturbation. Leave the actually intercourse for a couple of weeks or so.

I am not going to give you a 'blow by blow' account of how to get her aroused or how to penetrate her for the simple reason that every girl is different. What i have written so far applies to most girls, most of the time. But from here on in it gets far more complex and personal.

What i would like is every woman who reads this to add her 'what worked for me' and her own 'what i wish he had done!' . Any good tips from the men as to what seemed to work would also be great.

I just want to give some general hints.

1.Bear in mind she has probably heard a few horror stories about buckets of blood, searing pain and not being able to walk for a week afterwards.

2.A good , but often overlooked,place to start is in the shower. It lets you both relax, be warm and have fun exploring/soaping up etc.This also has the advantage that you then won't smell like inside of a marine's boot after a week in the desert.

3.You will almost certainly be inserting fingers into her so make sure that your nails are short, CLEAN and filed smooth. You rip her inside and it infects then you can forget ever having sex with her again. BTW for the goths among us...'clean' means NO nail varnish as this can cause a toxic shock!

4.If you're a virgin yourself remember that she is still looking to you to 'lead'. Not necessarily in a forceful or aggressive manner but not being so nervous that you are too scared to touch her.

5.MOST IMPORTANT OF ALL....if she isn't soaking then it's not time.

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Right people, lets have your input :)

For those who don't know, "sypholis" is the correct name for the terminal condition of bad spelling.

Wrote this a while back. Maybe it'll help.

Old Git's Guide To Defloweration...


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If you can't figure it out from that, you really have no hope.

Thanks for that guide, really.

And thanks for all your replies.

I shall try my best :P

Get drunk, very drunk.

take all of your advice from Jack, he knows what he is talking about..read previous threads and you will see