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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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  #1   Add ZX Diet Pepsi to your ignore list  
Old 2007-07-01, 00:36
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Default Condom Vending Machines

I have yet to run into one in my 19 years on this earth... have any of you ever seen one? My little cousin doesn't want to go to the store to buy some, and asked me where he could find a vending machine. I had no idea, so I'm thinking of just slipping him some from my personal stash (he's 15 btw, it's not some weird, 7 yo type of thing).
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Old 2007-07-01, 00:44
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Well, why don't you give him at least one from your "stash".
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Old 2007-07-01, 00:46
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They're usually in bathroom gas stations. But, all the ones I've seen, sell lifestyle condoms. And, lifestyle makes their condoms smaller than normal. So, they're too small for me.
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Old 2007-07-01, 00:59
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Yeah, I see a lot in gas station bathrooms. But they're usually pricier. If he's that ashamed, just shoplift some.
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Old 2007-07-01, 01:02
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Yeah, I see a lot in gas station bathrooms. But they're usually pricier. If he's that ashamed, just shoplift some.
exactly what i did. i shoplifted a 3 pack of trojans from a cvs pharmacy.
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Old 2007-07-01, 01:19
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they're usually in trucker gas stops along an interstate.
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Old 2007-07-01, 02:37
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Lol, thanks guys.

Now I just need to decide if I should just give him one, or make him do it the hard way (like I did when I was his age)
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Old 2007-07-01, 02:42
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Make him go buy one.
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Old 2007-07-01, 02:43
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I sauntered happily up to the counter and bought mine. Is it that big a deal?
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Old 2007-07-01, 02:49
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the ones in the bathrooms are often empty...that is...if u choose the best 1 out of the 4 or 3 or however many different types they have...been ripped before...just buy from counter or at store...dw that shit
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Old 2007-07-01, 02:54
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They're also in bar bathrooms. Tell him to go in before they stop letting minors in (8pm) and theres a good chance noone in there would know him
They usually have Ribbed4HerPLEASURE>
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Old 2007-07-01, 03:00
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Airports usually have them too. Strip clubs have them too, although if hes too pussy to go buy condoms aint no way your gettin him in a strip club.
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Old 2007-07-01, 03:01
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exactly what i did. i shoplifted a 3 pack of trojans from a cvs pharmacy.

Also what I did. Not difficult, seeing as the packages are tiny and easy to fit in a jacket pocket. Also, if you work at the store in question, it becomes a simple matter of taking the pack to the back room late at night and pulling them out, then stashing them in your locker.
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Old 2007-07-01, 03:28
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I sauntered happily up to the counter and bought mine. Is it that big a deal?


Exactly. If he's too shy/immature to get his own, he shouldn't be having sex with anyone in the first place. Seriously, he needs to get it through his head that no one fucking cares. You might as well be buying eggs and milk. In fact, if he's that shy, tell him to throw in a couple other items so he can pretend he didn't go in specifically to get condoms. But really...come on. Just...come on. Come on.
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Old 2007-07-01, 04:34
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I remember those days..Embarrassed to by condoms...
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Old 2007-07-01, 04:53
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I saw one @ a truck stop in Idaho once. It sold ribbed, extra thin and some other brands.
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Old 2007-07-01, 05:01
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Exactly. If he's too shy/immature to get his own, he shouldn't be having sex with anyone in the first place.

True. Some of us, however, work at the only place to buy condoms nearby, therefore making it... uncomfortable. Honestly, I have no problem with going to somewhere I don't work, but having a coworker at the checkout...
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Old 2007-07-01, 06:11
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most airport toilets have them.
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Old 2007-07-01, 06:18
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Maybe I'm missing something, but unless you know someone who's in the store or works there or you have a real small community...just walk up like a man and buy them, how can anyone laugh at you for getting laid?
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Old 2007-07-01, 08:42
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have you ever been in a restroom in a public place?

Condom machines are everywhere where I live.

Stop eating at applebee's and maybe you'll find some.
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Old 2007-07-01, 09:34
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If he's ashamed to be buying condoms, then he's too young for sex.
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Old 2007-07-01, 09:34
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have you ever been in a restroom in a public place?

Condom machines are everywhere where I live.

Stop eating at applebee's and maybe you'll find some.

ive never seen one before
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Old 2007-07-01, 10:49
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Just buy them... Trojan Ultra Ribbed are the best I've tried so far, avoid ALL her pleasure condoms (they break a LOT more)... I usually buy them 12 at a time ;) It'll save some money...
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Old 2007-07-01, 11:40
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Well, why don't you give him at least one from your "stash".


QFT

Seems that would be the easiest and obvious way to go?
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Old 2007-07-01, 11:46
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Originally Posted by ZX Diet Pepsi
I have yet to run into one in my 19 years on this earth... have any of you ever seen one? My little cousin doesn't want to go to the store to buy some, and asked me where he could find a vending machine. I had no idea, so I'm thinking of just slipping him some from my personal stash (he's 15 btw, it's not some weird, 7 yo type of thing).


Yeah, before you give him some from your 'stash', please make sure they're not like, 5 years old or have been sitting in one place deteriorating through heat or cold or humidity.

Condoms are so freaking fragile, and you'd hate yourself if you gave some borked condomes to your cousin and he got some girl pregnant and ended up paying child support for the rest of his life.



Why not just go to the chemist, or local supermarket and get some?
Usually they're just kept out in the aisles now so you dont have to ask someone to get them.

The ones in vending machines, well over here you usually find such machines in the womens toilets of pubs and resteraunts, next to the tampon vending machines.

They're disgustingly expensive, and you dont know how long the products have been there.
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Old 2007-07-01, 11:50
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In the UK there are loads usually in the bathrooms of pubs not sure about the USA though.
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Old 2007-07-01, 12:10
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In the UK there are loads usually in the bathrooms of pubs not sure about the USA though.


Yeah schools, mainly all public toilets not hard is it?
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Old 2007-07-01, 14:20
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ROFL, I remember when I was 15, I just went into my local tesco express,waited in the que and finally walked up to the counter (they were kept behind the counter) and asked for durex, and the guy serving me went red, it was pretty funny.

But yea, tell your friend to stop being a pussy.
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Old 2007-07-02, 03:30
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Just go to a probation office..An alternative highschool bathroom..A clinic..They are all free there too and usually come with packs of lube.
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Old 2007-07-02, 03:42
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they have them in sheetz bathrooms
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Old 2007-07-02, 15:07
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They are everywhere here too :S

Mens rooms at bars and clubs are the most common...hell there's even one right in the open at the car wash (the car wash baby yeahhh) and the community health centre give them away for nothing and you don't have to ask just grab them and leave.

But yeah you should tell him to go buy them.
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Old 2007-07-02, 15:16
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i bought one on a road trip this one time for a prank and i chose the "French Tickler" it was a condom with a small rubber strip of plastic with 3 dots on each side which could have easily fallen off :p
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Old 2007-07-02, 16:07
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you guys have it easy
when i was young the only place i could buy condoms was a shop run by a old woman who was nearly deaf
the problem was she kept them behind the counter so you had to go in and ask for them but because she was nearly deaf you had to shout so loud everyone in the village could hear you
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Old 2007-07-02, 16:23
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you guys have it easy
when i was young the only place i could buy condoms was a shop run by a old woman who was nearly deaf
the problem was she kept them behind the counter so you had to go in and ask for them but because she was nearly deaf you had to shout so loud everyone in the village could hear you


Oh god. My sympathies. :(
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Old 2007-07-02, 19:23
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Hotels/motels. Im surprised no one else mentioned it. Dont any of you ever travel? Just walk into any hotel and it should be right beside the junk food machines.
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Old 2007-07-02, 19:33
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Exactly. If he's too shy/immature to get his own, he shouldn't be having sex with anyone in the first place. Seriously, he needs to get it through his head that no one fucking cares. You might as well be buying eggs and milk. In fact, if he's that shy, tell him to throw in a couple other items so he can pretend he didn't go in specifically to get condoms. But really...come on. Just...come on. Come on.

that's what i did the first time i bought a pack. went to walmart, bought pants, a dew, and a pack of trojans. i went through the self checkout, but it wouldn't have bothered me to use a regular checkstand.
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Old 2007-07-02, 20:35
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Wow...I never had a problem with buying condoms ever since I was 12 years old.



Say "I think your balls are too small to wear a condom, so why don't you grow them and buy it yourself?"
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Old 2007-07-02, 20:48
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if you buy pants with them, couldn't you just slip them in the pockets or somewhere?
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Old 2007-07-02, 20:59
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If you're embaressed about passing them to the cashier, get them at a chemist. They pass people the morning after pill and chlamydia tests all the time, which would be much more embaressing than buying a box of condoms... just remember this while you're buying them.
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Old 2007-07-03, 03:10
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if you buy pants with them, couldn't you just slip them in the pockets or somewhere?


money wasn't a problem. and i was in no mood to steal at that time. i did have to hide them from my mother, though. so i did use the pants (she was my ride to walmart). whatever.
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Old 2007-07-03, 05:56
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exactly what i did. i shoplifted a 3 pack of trojans from a cvs pharmacy.Aha, me too. Except it was a jumbo box of flavoured condoms. Wouldnt being caught with that be more embarrasing than purchasing them though?
My school had condom vending machines :S
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Old 2007-07-03, 06:05
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Airports usually have them too. Strip clubs have them too, although if hes too pussy to go buy condoms aint no way hes getting laid.

fixed.
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Old 2007-07-03, 08:14
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We don't have many vending machines for condoms. Although, I have seen them in a couple gas station rest rooms. I don't see what the big deal is, although I can understand the embarassment. Kids laugh at the word condom, it would just be uncomfortable buying them.
Tell him that as embarassing as it may feel, it will be more so if he gets a girl pregnant and has to tell his parents. Walk in with him and make him buy them. Show him it's not a big deal. Seriously, it's just part of becoming a responsible male.
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Old 2007-07-03, 08:34
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I bought 3 boxes and a large thing of lube the first time I bought anything sexually oriented. 15 years old, I'm pretty sure I left a lasting impression. Not that I used many of them before I turned 16 =[
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Old 2007-07-03, 10:36
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Buying never seemed that embarassing to me (sixteen-seventeen years, I can't remember right now)... It's not like you know the guy at the counter, just be really sleazy and you'll both get a laugh out of it.

Unless he does know the chemist... then why dont you buy them for him?
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Old 2007-07-03, 11:29
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personally ive never understood what's so embarrassing about buying condoms
its the equivalent of saying "im getting some ass tonight"
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Old 2007-07-04, 01:57
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Hotels/motels. Im surprised no one else mentioned it. Dont any of you ever travel? Just walk into any hotel and it should be right beside the junk food machines.



I was at a hotel once, and they were in the snack machine, along with lube.
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Old 2007-07-04, 04:09
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Yeah, before you give him some from your 'stash', please make sure they're not like, 5 years old or have been sitting in one place deteriorating through heat or cold or humidity.

Condoms are so freaking fragile, and you'd hate yourself if you gave some borked condomes to your cousin and he got some girl pregnant and ended up paying child support for the rest of his life.



Why not just go to the chemist, or local supermarket and get some?
Usually they're just kept out in the aisles now so you dont have to ask someone to get them.

The ones in vending machines, well over here you usually find such machines in the womens toilets of pubs and resteraunts, next to the tampon vending machines.

They're disgustingly expensive, and you dont know how long the products have been there.

Or, he takes it like a man, gets a job, and supports his own child. Choice is in the eye of the beholder I guess.
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