if i have two girls who are pretty down to hang out with me and get drunk and shit, how do you think i could hint at the idea of a threesome without straight up asking? any suggestions? they were down for coming to this little shindig my friend is having and they're going to split a quart of whiskey, which will hopefully make for an interesting evening. should i just be pleasant and social and let the alcohol do the work?

Thats if there intending on having sex..
By "let the alcohol do the work?" do you mean abuse them while there drunk?

date rape is cruise control for cool.

date rape is cruise control for cool.

wtf...someone just said that on battle.net.

Act like you would if you were trying to get laid just double it.

Damn your not thinking OP! Just hit them in the back of the head untill stop moving and talking, then just do them both and leave. Thats all there is to it!

Well, if they're drunk as fuck, just be like, well... ladies i seem to have fallen and my penis has entered both of your vagina's simultaneously.. why don't i eat you out while she gives me a blow job..?
Do you really feel like disappointing two girls instead of one..?

I hope they get pissed and start to make out, and then leave to go and fuck where they wont be watched by a horny little perv with a webcam, a digital camera and a host of videocams.


...Post them if you get them.

Yes, you are AWESOME!