Hello, I have a bit of a problem. I'm a virgin, and this sexy azn bitch likes me, but I'm 18 and I've never had sex. But I want to please her, so wut should I do? It would be embaressing if I just came too quick u no? :o

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Dont call her a bitch?

Learn to spell 'asian' ?

Other than that, dont try to be something you're not because you'll fail. Be polite, also.

And let her know you want to please her, she should be very flattered that you're so selfless. Play on that.

Edit: I just realised how contradictive my post was.

Masturbate before and you'll last longer :)

QFT!!

HELLO people, this is not 'something about mary'.

If you wank off before, then you'll be less horny and less into it when, if you get with the girl.

But, considering your attitude of calling someone you want to fuck a 'bitch', I doubt you'll be getting any.

The simple truth is that if you given her at least one good orgasm before you enter her then she won't give a monkeys if you come within a few seconds. Infact she'll probably prefer it cos she'll want to get on with important things like cleaning the bath.

Oh and this is BBS not an SMS ,learn the difference.

If you wank off before, then you'll be less horny and less into it when, if you get with the girl.

You know little about men :D

Well if she likes you (key word being you and not just the idea of your dick) then you being upfront and honest with her will be a major plus. Girls are kind of patient with things like that. My ex was a virgin when we got together and he took the time to learn what i liked. The added attention to detail making sure things are good will also make her feel like you care more then just getting in her pants. Also get her worked up. Give her a few good o's before and the sex will be good no matter how bad you are. Sorry the first time is always shitty. I'm not going to lie about it.

Dont call her a bitch?

Learn to spell 'asian' ?

Other than that, dont try to be something you're not because you'll fail. Be polite, also.

And let her know you want to please her, she should be very flattered that you're so selfless. Play on that.

Edit: I just realised how contradictive my post was.

lmao wow, i thought he was trying to say sexy "ass" bitch.

my advice would be, take her to your house some night, wach a movie or somethin, drink a bit... and well... im sure one thing could lead to another.

But, considering your attitude of calling someone you want to fuck a 'bitch', I doubt you'll be getting any.


How wrong you are....


I love the title of this thread "I can't spell and want to lose my virginity" like to fuck an asian being a good speller's a pre requisite.


I probably spelled prerequisite wrong!

How wrong you are....


I love the title of this thread "I can't spell and want to lose my virginity" like to fuck an asian being a good speller's a pre requisite.


I probably spelled prerequisite wrong!

No I think you got it right, although asians ARE quite studious...

To fuck an asian, being a good speller is a prerequisite.


QFT!
5char

What is 5char?

There's a 5 character minimum limit for posts, so when someone quotes someone or has nothing to say, they will say 5char(acters), 12345, QFMFT, or anything else thats 5 characters.

Edit: If Chrome had added the mother fucker to QFT there would have been no need for 5char.

you know, we need 3 things on here and in S&A.

1) a spell checker.
2) better thread quality control.
3) a sticky thread entitled "I WANT TO GET LAID"

think of the threads it would save from being posted.

+1 5char!!

HELLO people, this is not 'something about mary'.

If you wank off before, then you'll be less horny and less into it when, if you get with the girl.

Do you have a penis yourself, yoyobek? I think not. GTFO

You know little about men :D

Indeed, I can jerk off and stay hard after as long as I want. Guys are just fucking machines.

Well t3h first time I had sex I wanked aboot 5 minutes beforehand, no lie. Was so damn horny I was hard again and lasted about a half hour. Well, maybe 7 minutes, but still, better than 7 seconds lulz