Over the course of my past four girlfriends I have developed an interesting sexual fetish which I cannot quite place my finger on and determine why things are the way they are and what could have facilitated this interest.

The first girlfriend had IBS and would fart frequently.

Soon I began to realize that I was sexually stimulated by her farts.

This then progressed by being in the bathroom with her while she was taking a shit or frequently masturbating by the door as long as I could get a good whiff of the stank.

My interest was directly responsible for the first two out of the three breakups.

Finally I found a girlfriend who will let me sit in the bathroom with her while she shits and play with myself. Sometimes she sucks my cock while she is shitting and we always fuck right after she has finished shitting. Sometimes she will sit on my bare chest while totally naked and fart which sends shock waves through out my entire body.

If I loose her I will be devastated.

Therefore I need to get my fetish under control just in case we break up.

Any suggestions on how I should go about doing that?

Get yourself an old person. They love farting and shitting most of the time, and if you've got a carers uniform on they have no problem with you standing right there whilst they do their buisness.

You'll be in heaven. :)

thats pretty fucked up man.

HE is pretty fucked up..

that made my night, it reminded me of when my grandma used to just walk freely and fart and be like "oops!" and keep walking.

HE is pretty fucked up..

Hey, this is totse...even still, that's pretty fucked up. There's no helping a person who is considered fucked up, even by totse's standards.

Hey, this is totse...even still, that's pretty fucked up. There's no helping a person who is considered fucked up, even by totse's standards.

Yeah, I gotta agree with this one. Im fucked up, but that was kinda nasty.

Not to bash you. You like it whatever, but you are fucked up.

Don't post in this thread. Let it die or get locked/deleted.

It's obviously a troll.

Get yourself an old person. They love farting and shitting most of the time. . .

Fucking funny.

that made my night, it reminded me of when my grandma used to just walk freely and fart and be like "oops!" and keep walking.

Troll or no troll man, it cannot be denied this thread is ridiculously disturbing/funny.

Cheers mate. Mmm flatulence. Gotta love that gassy combination of nitrogen, carbon dioxide and a little pinch of fragrant sulfurous.

Yummy

Just let her shit on your chest, that'd be nice i bet.