This girl i havent talked to in a long time, went to grade school with her..shes really hot..and she was on AIM the other day and we chatted for like 45 mins...and i ended up getting her phone numba saying we need to hang out...(plus theres something funny tho about her, will get to that)

According to her, she dont do much since shes off for summer break, goes to college down south at a bigger college so shes back in town locally with her parents(locally as in 30 second drive down my street ;-) )...i see her jogging every once i a while around the neighborhood, shes has a slightly larger stature for a girl, but shes not fat or stocky or bulky..... but she has huge tits and shes really attractive...talk about throw some d's on that bitch....according to her she doesnt do much so im like shit im copping in on this and going to hang with her or take her out a few times, i figure why not....

So later that same day i texted her to see what she was doing...and this girl has the nerve to use the same tactics id use to pickup/be smooth on a girl....i was like are u fucking serious....i was sort of impressed, its a total first ofr me. I called this girl right after she threw down some of these texts and i went to town strapping down some jokes and shit on her...

Shes like the only girl ive seen bust out some lines on me like this, i cant explain the sense of how its done, just that its exactly how i mess/talk to girls and shes talking to me like that and i think its entertaining and a plus, cause i basically understand her every move then...


anyone relate to this shit?


and back to her, something that isnt right, shes really hot, and she seems desperate for some reason..idk why...need to talk at her some more to find out why...only reason i can see is because she hangs out with some scrounge ass people(just like this other girl im talking at, no quality guys that catch her eye)

ANYWAYS ITS DO WORK

jus called me now.....lmfao

Just go along with her, and hit that shit. What tactics exactly is she using? You said they were like yours, but didn't elaborate.

more indiana people.. damn... anyways.. i was wondering the same thing

hahahahah...she is desperate....and i kno why..cause theres nothing but bulshit guys around here...alot of pussies too....i always do this shit too to figure out what i want to kno when it comes to girls..like a beating around the bush technique..i let them talk themselves into something then i corner them...so i got her talking and im like wow that sounds desperate...jokingly saying that since we were talking on some random situation...then its like u are desperate arent u..shes like yes...no...im not...not really...i guess, a lil bit......(HAHAHHAHA)

just talked to her since that last post saying she just called me....

as for using my technique...
like joking/hittin on someone but not coming out straight out and letting them kno...like u say a line and the person mentally has to decide whether or not that is a pickup or just a regular statement

soooo ahhh ....DO WORK

I'm sorry, but reading your stories makes me want to tear out my brain. Please, for the love of god, only use one period.

If it's hot, hit it.

I fucking am going to. Sorry, i just uses multiple periods since i think fast, type fast, and act fast.....

Ill get some trophy/proof shots once my blackjack comes in cause my POS palm treo takes shiitty pics....


I believe..

I met a girl exactly like that.
A bit larger frame than other women, but by no means fat.
And she was the only girl in the whole school who didn't just take my crap but flinged it right back at me.
I was fucking instantly crazy in love with her.
She was 'sassy'

oh yea forgot the pic of her...full legit, and idc if you guys believe me or not, 2 of my friends didnt so i guess i gotta show everyone up, get my credibility to a legit status since everyone else is afraid of their god damn shadow to DW and think it cant be done...so fuck yall

http://i8.tinypic.com/6ezxx84.jpg
http://i18.tinypic.com/66merzl.jpg

shes on the right in both pics

front and back shots//

her friends look like dudes

The one in the middle is a guy and thats creepy.

hey nig thats none of my business on that note......shit....yall can hanker on that alll u want...

nice work homie

what do you give her on the ten scale?

On a scale of one to shallow, I give you shallow.
Women are people! like you and me! only without the right to vote.

why didnt she stop by when she drove by you?

Can't say she seems to interested in you if she didn't. She's probably one of those mind fuck girls.

What makes you think your so good in your town? Maybe that makes YOU the fuckhead.http://www.totse.com/community/images/icons/icon9.gif
Unhappy

It's true.

Cause she was with her dad heading to a graduation party....ooo check and mate.....her parents are like mine too...like anything new or out of the ordinary they ask a million questions...so if its meeting some new chick.bringing her to the house..its like a fucking who wants to be a millionaire episode...ok for $100 whats her name...the million dollar question folks...did u fuck her....CAN I USE A LIFELINE?!?!


hahaha just prefer to keep the shit dormant on that scale and do my own thing.....and her DAD is a nut...i already know that so i gotta fucking keep a lo profile away from her house...Yea she texted a nice line last night....


I came to the conclusion about her that shes either desperate for some action......picky about guys she wants....or just looking for a fuck buddy....or since its me..maybe considering her situation, looking to use me for money..which wont happen cause ill find that out after taking her out this week...shit like that gets me immidiately raged ill make her ass walk home if she tries some shit like that, i dont play

will update as i find out more

Good god, when you said "shes has a slightly larger stature for a girl" I thought you were talking about a slightly flabby muscular girl.
But goddamnit that chick is a giantess!!
She aint fat either, but her boobs are scarily big.

How tall are you?
'Cause she looks to be around 6ft or so.. Are you taller than that or do you like girls who are bigger than you?


Godamn. I could use that girls bra as a hammock and her shoe as a boat. And I dont mean she's fat.



You should deffinately hit it. Many times. And post pics.

idk about the height...we are prolly about the same...i might have a inch or so on her or she might be a inch taller than me..wont kno until we meet in person here after sooo many years....

about to give her a ring now....see wtf this one text message was about....

and my new phone is on the way(awsome camera phone, clear quality, and takes dank videos ;-) )


Yea dude everytime i look at her pics i see her boobs and im like UNBELIEVABLE......all i can say....prolly will be a nice piece to have at my side walking around..every mutha fucka be looking like GOD DAMN this kid did work.....street cred be going thru roof...not that i care what others think..but itll be a eye catcher..

Wait wait...you haven't met her in person?

not recently....ive been like 50 ft away from her yelling hey when she jogged by....but i havent been like up close and personal with her.....she knows what i look like and i kno what she looks like..its not like this is some myspace bulshit again

My friend, I fully expect you to void her pelvis' warranty post haste... Then post pics.

You should deffinately hit it. Many times. And post pics.


Maybe I havent been on totse long but ive never heard any girl say that above sentence.

You can also cook also..

Pic's or too good to be true.


On a serious note , just hit it.

No, I'm not kidding you.

So the girl also has no game?

idk what her deal is...she was suppose to call me last night...but it was fucking late....2am....and my fucking piece of shit phone double sends texts then hangs up....getting rid of the piece of shit.....

yea shes got game, thats what i liked about her when i recently talked to her...the way she chatted at me i love...its like perfect...its like the level of game i like to be playing....the way she talks.......perfect and fun/entertaining..since thats what kind of girl she is i guess....

will post pics when it comes down to it..so yea negros....hold ur horses...and i dont have my new phone yet...i could draw a better picture than what this piece of shit treo can take..treo 600 that is

Bunny.Meatball's spirit is communicating with the living world through this thread.

fucking bunny meatball pussed out.......no proof..no shit..

NitrousMafia, will be the re-invention of the mutha fucker...from start to finish...with proof shots......theres no giving up on this shit ....let it be known that i will do what i say if it can be done..and it can be....just time is all that is needed

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men"

I am the righteous man that is set on the path straight to the panoche from the mistakes put forth by those that are too busy fucking themselves over trying to live an "im a bad ass motherfucking life..."

simple as that

That's all I needed to hear.

Id like to recite a lil verse

Maf Films G:16

"Maketh the work with haste and no waste, and enjoy the taste of what she will propagate"



Talked to her, she pulls out the...let me check my schedule trick..when i asked if she wanted to do something tomorrow.......prolly wont get a call back...who the fuck knows...

and her weird text message she sent to me drunk...so obviously...after a few shots of drinks..this girl wants some DW........hoping that nigguh gets that phone to me quick else im equiping my mini dv panasonic camera...

Welp shit....video camera it is.....cause...tomorrow no mail..and im suppose to go out with her...so cant gurantee quality pics.....suppose to talk to her tonite...and if its late enough...going to tell her to sneak over since she lives less than a mile away..fucking do work at my own god damn house.....who needs to leave the premises....half bottle left of drank....2 shot glasses...recently bought J-hats....its on

holy crap, that girl is hot. No wonder she is desperate, her friends look like shit.

We going to find out today, M O T... moment of truth....talked to her last night she was hanging out somewhere partying....i thought she was leaving soon so i thought i could pull a quicky but i was wrong

but back to MOT....gotta see where the fuck is open today to take her out...im still packing my treo so ill try to get the best proof shot i can get, nothing sexual unless fucking david blane comes along on that subject, just proof that i kno the girl and that i went out with her...

It's nice to see someone so happy....you don't get much do you? :)

^^^ thats not the question, its just that this isnt a according to hoyle situation, its not like the basic, hey i met a girl in the coffee shop and fucked her that night type thing....

idk just making a big deal cause i guess its entertaining to me and i figured it would be for yall too.....

cuz i sit back and look at the situation, and its like how the fuck did all this come about? like a joke....but its w/e DW on the shit i aint asking or going to turn down a good time ya know


EDIT/UPDATE, got jipped for hanging out today.....not worried about her...hafta see what comes out later....still will press my luck tho

has anyone else though she might be a dude? or at least have been at one point?, it explains then hugeness the man friends and the fact that she seems desperate.

Oh my god. You think you're a real dog but this girl's had you panting round her for ages with nothing to really encourage. She's playing with you, my dear. If you ever get in a position to post any 'interesting' pics, she'll be wearing a large diamond, courtesy of you. You Pussy!

HAHA man who the fuck do you think you are, dont come in here telling me what ill do? If she wants me because of my money......fuck her, i kno ull all be saying oh if shes the right one ull let her own you, fuck no i wont....i got a backbone, i got a reaction in me that when i "feel" that im getting the shit end of the deal or something isnt right i react, automatically...ive been shitty to people/girls out of that reaction whether or not their intentions were joking or not...cuz i dont play.....thats why if i take her out(if ever) and she starts pulling some funny shit ill leave her ass or immidiately take her skank ass home.....I've seen the shit happen to many times and...to friends...to 3rd party's..to people i dont even know..in public...and its disgusting....wrong...and immoral....other countries dont even give half the respect us americans give to women...i have full respect for them but they pull some shit on me i dont like, its immidiately dropped....

I dont kno about her desperateness, shes one of those girls that plays hard to get, and im not playing the game, i had 4 quarters to play with, and i used my last one the other day so no more continues for my ass....if she wants to hang/chill its up to her now im done taking time to talk to her....she said to plan possibly for this afternoon, never contacted me....didnt bother to call/text her..besides the fact that i told her im leaving to do shit for the 4th and aint hanging with her.....not making any more effort from my part that is....

So unless theres a positive update..as in proof shots or something positive coming out of this..as in this whole situation turning around...this will be my last post on the bitch....otherwise

have a coke and a smile and shut the fuck up........

Ooh, did I touch a nerve? Didn't say anything about her wanting you for your money or anything. Just saying, you've been on about her for days and got nowhere. Which one of you's desperate again?
Oh, and how can you 'leave her ass' when she hasn't let you at it??

^^^, u assumed that....its actually been a week of talking about her, with minor effort....and alot of talk on here... haha im saying in a what if situation, hypothetical....if we were to go somewhere and she starts acting a fool.....depending on how bad, straight up pull the MF ditch trick, just walk out and be like get ur own damn ride home bitch...

rebuttle to your about "getting no where so far". I if i was to press myself, and put myself in that position to get somewhere with her, noting what kind of girl she is, and the game she is playing, i would of have to called her about 25 times, texted her 100 times.....sound like a super desperate nig...(dont even say that i am)....letting her know that im open to get my ass cashed like a check...referring back to ur "diamond ring from me on her fingers bulshit"....now whos showing some smarts...like i said...im open for the opprotunity but im not camping on the idea....

EDIT: And everyone around here seems to think that you cant get into a relationship without getting owned by the woman, its like what the fuck textbook are u reading, im going from my own shit and i dont see that happening unless you make the wrong fucking decisions.....had people tell me oh shes going to take your money(any girl regardless)...its like just becuz ur GF or ur wife did doesnt mean any girls i talk to are....fucking christ man, im not just out to have my good times with women, im out to prove that guys dont fucking do work as they should around here....you cant tell me one thing, then turn around and see some mother fucka living the opposite of what u just said......

ask me some more shit i love typing responses in

Man, you are fucking RETARDED.

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please stop this, for the love of god

no offence, but what the hell is with you and jokes?

Im sorry im being a nigger saying jokes all the time, and yes you pinned it on me im straight retarded, u have to be to work where i do and live where i do, only way of life

Well, hey, it sounds like it's working great for ya. More power to you!

Please Stop =(

Man, reading this has been such a confidence booster.

In what way, by me rambling on and people not understanding what im getting at? Keep in mind i wrote most of the shit in this topic drunk/buzzed, ill be posting my own topic to sum up all of the shit ive done over the summer, so that it makes sense and isnt all fucked up.