I have a unwanted visitor (moms friend) in my house while my parents are away, does anyone have any good ideas of how to get her to leave? the only thing i can think of is putting her in the hospital.. maybe by way of food poisoning, what kind of chemicals could i use to put her in the hospital for a week or two that are not traceable and wont kill her.. all i can think of is cyanide but that would kill her, or any other suggestions you guys can think of, thanks.

If you wanna like scare her out do some Home Alone shit or something. Maybe take a big ass dump somewhere in the room she sleeps in.

could u tell her to fuck off or is she supposed to be there?

Deal with it, stop crying.

Fuckin' rape the bitch.
Tell her she is free to leave but you'll kill her if she tells anyone.

Vivec, Morrowind this is the first time I've seen a reference to that game on these forums, interesting

You have a squatter. Does the squatter leave when the parents show up? How does the squatter get into the house? Does he/she have a key? Break and change the locks.

Can you leave? Steal parents stuff. Blame squatter. Have police show up when you are gone and squatter is there. Make the squatter as uncomfortable as possible.

I hope we are talking about a squatter and not a baby sitter...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colchicine

Leaves virtually no trace. Awesome stuff, if you can get your hands on it.

actually this is a pretty funny way i've heard of. Take a chloraform (not sure on spelling) rag, hold it to her mouth until she passes out, then drag her outside and lock all the doors, pretty fun

play Sandstorm by Darude constantly.