OK again, this thread is another product of my boredom, but I would like to try it sometime when I'm crashing at my friends place.

You need to be in a house with at least two phone lines and you need a phone that has conference calling. Make sure you use *67 every time you dial so it is anonymous.

Call up a pizza place, and this is what should happen:

Pizza Dude: "Hi, Little Caesars, pickup or delivery?"

You: "Hi, I'm hosting the school soccer team and want to
order 7 large pizzas for a surprise pizza party."

Pizza Dude: "OK, what do you want on the pizzas?"

You: "..............Can I have you talk to the coach I don't remember what toppings he wanted me to order for the pizzas? Hold on a sec...."

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Hopefully the pizza dude will say yes. Now what you need to do switch to line 2 and call up the guy living next door. Listen carefully, as soon as you hear the click from him picking the phone up off the reciever, press Conference quickly (before he says hello). That way he will be talking to the pizza dude. You can put it on speakerphone if you want your friends to listen in on the fun but don't laugh, they can hear you. Here is an example of what should happen.


Neighbor: "Hello?"

Pizza Dude: "Hi, this is Little Caesars. What toppings did you want on each of the pizzas?"

Neighbor: "What the.....you called me?"

Pizza Dude (who should now be confused): "Uh....no you were calling to order pizzas for a soccer party".

Neighbor: "What is going on here my phone just rang and picked it up? Is this some kind of prank?! If it is, it isn't funny!!"

By now both of them will be really confused. Wait until they hang up, and then you hang up so they dont hear the click. Now you can laugh your ass off with your buddies. The reason they are confused is because the pizza guy thinks you went into another room and gave your "coach" the phone, and your neighbor is confused because he answered the phone and the pizza guy is acting as if he called the pizza place. But wait, there is a part 2 to this prank. Wait at least 5 minutes, now have one of your buddies call the pizza dude back up so he doesn't recognize your voice. Here is what should happen:

Pizza Dude: "Hi, Little Caesars, pickup or delivery?"
Friend: "delivery"
Pizza Dude: "OK what is the phone number"

Friend gives him your number and will answer the phone if pizza guy calls.

Pizza Dude: "OK what is the address"

Friend will give him neighbors address and explain where to find it if necessary.

Pizza Dude: "OK what would you like sir?"

Friend: "I would like 2 large pizzas and a two-liter of Pepsi"

Pizza Dude: "Will that be all for you?"

Friend: "Yes"

Pizza Dude: "OK that will be $xx.xx and it will take about 45 minutes. Thank you."


Hang up and go outside on the front door and watch the fun next door!

This looks oddly familiar.

Or find a vacant house, and order a pizza to the address late at night.

When the delivery boy shows up pass him a fake check.
Enjoy your 10 free pizzas.

thats actually kind of funny...

how about calling domino's and ordering a pizza to pizza hut, and calling pizza hut, and ordering a pizza to domino's.

or, ordering pizza from every pizza place in town to someones house, at about ten minute intervals. in fact while you are at it, order all sorts of lawn services, and plumbing, and roofing...

call "escorts" (get sleazy fat-nigger women for most effect) and order them to a persons house, lots of them. preferably while with their girlfriend/boyfriend.

call in a hostage situation to someones house in the middle of the night. be very careful anonymizing yourself here, this WILL land you in jail. but, it would also be fucking hilarious.

if you want to take this last one a step further, do this EVERY DAY. at least THREE times a day. for two weeks.then... actually take someone hostage. or do this with robbery, and rob a house after "crying wolf" to the point that cops don't care anymore.

go on a maniac spree with a box of kittens, hurling them into trees. then, when the fire department is overtaxed trying to rescue hundreds of cats in hundreds of trees, torch the town hall.

Lol, thats funny.

: D

I laughed too. I could imagine all these kittens hanging onto trees mewing and all these firefighters trying to coax them down and you can see the town hall flaming in the background.

Similar to the prank calls I used to accomplish with three way calling many years ago.

Dial random number - 1.
As soon as you hear the first ring dial random number - 2.
Connect the two calls.

Perhaps one out of every ten calls the two parties would pick up near simultaneously.

Which on occasion led to some heated arguments while you sit back and listen. =)

Sometimes while the two parties argued (after a minute or two) I would chime in and say "hello" as if someone just called me and get hostile with them as well.



I wish I would have recorded some of those calls.

This is funny as hell I'm totally going to do this.

I So Took A Shit In A Empty Pizza Box One Time And Then Went Up To Someones Front Door, Rang The Doorbell And Ran!

One Time I Stopped Acting Like A Retard Who Couldn't Use Proper Capitalization, And I Transcended Into The Realm Of Those Who Were Not Noobs!