So let's say hypothetically a swim wanted to pass a hair folicle drug screen. The hair would be removed from his armpit and anaylized for drug use up to six months in the past. And also hypothetically speaking the swim has had some moderate drug use in the past six months. A sprinkling of H over the past six months, a torrent of tweak about 3 months back, and just a little thc in the past 2 months. Also some uppers, downers, laughers, screamers, patches, and oxys all in small doses during this time.
So how would swim pass this test? He's heard of special shampoos that can clean residues out of hairs but never from a reliable source. Does anybody have any info on the procedures for folicle testing, and can they be bypassed or faked out?

Sounds like you are fucked to me man. All the shampoos won't work. They only wash the outside of the hair, while it is the inside that is tested.

My advice to you, go bald. ALL OVER. Shave everything. It's what I would do if I had a hair test. Well, I would leave the ass hair, and let them pull one of those if they wanted. Failing a test MAY be worth letting a nice wet one rip in a lab techs face.

Sponge your armpits with first polar, then non-polar solvents? preferably the less-toxic variants? Rinse well?

I dunno, it's not my field, sorry.

Sure just go down to you local wal-mart and buy some "clean arm pit hair"

What state\county is paying for that?

It's for employment. So swim gueses the employer pays for it. Swim posted his cleaning procedure over at wd in the wide awake forum. The results will be be back in 3-4 days everybody keep your fingers croosed in tweakland.

By the way. What do the swims think about that home brew absinthe kit?
Afoaf believes he might part with 50 bucks and try it out.

Did they pluck the hairs themselves?

Regardless of potentially not gettin a job over it that scenario made me laugh my ass off.

Swim has passed his test with flying colors. Thanx for the advice everyone.

Good to hear.