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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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# 1
2007-06-29, 16:41
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parents + fuckbuddy
Soooo after coming home after driving my fuckbuddy home at 530 this morning, i find my parents waiting up for me. Long story short, in so many words, they want to meet her. She's terrified of them because they found her passed out naked in my basement once. They're insistent. Help?
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# 2
2007-06-29, 17:01
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Acolyte
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Re: parents + fuckbuddy
But they already met her when she was passed out naked in your basement.
If they want to meet her again, then it obviously wasin't a problem if she was passed out naked.
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# 3
2007-06-29, 17:04
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Re: parents + fuckbuddy
What sort of help do you want exactly?
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# 4
2007-06-29, 17:11
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bangor northern ireland
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Re: parents + fuckbuddy
passed out naked in your basement?
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# 5
2007-06-29, 17:14
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Re: parents + fuckbuddy
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Originally Posted by genericwittyusername
Soooo after coming home after driving my fuckbuddy home at 530 this morning, i find my parents waiting up for me. Long story short, in so many words, they want to meet her. She's terrified of them because they found her passed out naked in my basement once. They're insistent. Help?
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Basement?
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Anyway, Were they [pissed off to find her there?
Are your parents quite psychopathic, assholish protective people who think that by fucking your shit up and making you unhappy is 'helping' you?
If not, you should be okay.
Perhaps they think this girl is a girlfriend not a fuckbuddy?
Introducing someone you sex to the parents usually implies you're dating them.
So. What do you want this girl to think?
What do you want your parents to think?
What do you want to happen?
Do you want her as anything more than a fuckbuddy?
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# 6
2007-06-29, 17:22
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Darien CT USA
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Re: parents + fuckbuddy
Yeah see my parents seem to think that sex implies dating. Furthermore, i don't want her to get the wrong impression--although, all said and done, I do want to be more than a fuckbuddy to her. Unfortunately, that's not her modus operandi-we fucked twice before we made out / snogged / hooked up. And I probably wouldn't want to get into it at this point of summer anyways.
Anyways: I don't want her to get weirded out if i seem clingy, and I can't care less what my parents think but they're being rather insistent.
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# 7
2007-06-29, 17:23
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Re: parents + fuckbuddy
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Originally Posted by yoyobek
Basement?
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You say this as if you're surprised that he's got one.
They're pretty common in the USA, actually.
But yeah, if you show a girl to your parents it's usually implied that it's more than just for sex. So like yoyo said, it depends what you two want.
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# 8
2007-06-29, 17:49
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Re: parents + fuckbuddy
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Originally Posted by jojabr
You say this as if you're surprised that he's got one.
They're pretty common in the USA, actually.
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Nah, I was more concerned as to why she was in the basement.
Mental images of her being chained up, wearing a gimp suit and having a cucumber protruding from her ass whilst she slumbers and drools, here.
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# 9
2007-06-29, 17:51
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Re: parents + fuckbuddy
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Originally Posted by yoyobek
Nah, I was more concerned as to why she was in the basement.
Mental images of her being chained up, wearing a gimp suit and having a cucumber protruding from her ass whilst she slumbers and drools, here.
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lmao the same thoughts crossed my mind.
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# 10
2007-06-29, 17:54
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Re: parents + fuckbuddy
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Originally Posted by genericwittyusername
And I probably wouldn't want to get into it at this point of summer anyways.
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Yeah, steady relationships are more a winter activity... 
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# 11
2007-06-29, 18:03
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Re: parents + fuckbuddy
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Originally Posted by genericwittyusername
Yeah see my parents seem to think that sex implies dating. Furthermore, i don't want her to get the wrong impression--although, all said and done, I do want to be more than a fuckbuddy to her. Unfortunately, that's not her modus operandi-we fucked twice before we made out / snogged / hooked up. And I probably wouldn't want to get into it at this point of summer anyways.
Anyways: I don't want her to get weirded out if i seem clingy, and I can't care less what my parents think but they're being rather insistent.
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So she's a bit of a slut and might freak out and ditch you if you act like you want more?
You could just tell your parents 'No, I'm not introducing her to you just because you demand it'.
I dunno, my mum was never psycho overprotective bullying bitch type, so I've never really had to deal with the whole "we dont like you dating that person so we're not going to let you" thing.
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# 12
2007-06-29, 18:43
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Re: parents + fuckbuddy
Tell your parents that the relationship isn't at a point where it makes sense for them to meet.
If they argue with that, get blunt.
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# 13
2007-06-29, 18:45
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Mount Selya, Vulcan
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Re: parents + fuckbuddy
Politely tell them to mind their own business.
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# 14
2007-06-29, 19:22
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Shakedown Street, usa
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Re: parents + fuckbuddy
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Originally Posted by Euda
Tell your parents that the relationship isn't at a point where it makes sense for them to meet.
If they argue with that, get blunt.
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This is EXACTLY what you should do!! If they persist, they deserve to hear that the charm of their loins is a man whore...
Last edited by asa : 2007-06-29 at 19:24.
Reason: missed a coma
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# 15
2007-06-29, 19:46
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Re: parents + fuckbuddy
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Originally Posted by asa
the charm of their loins
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What in fuck?
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# 16
2007-06-29, 19:56
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Re: parents + fuckbuddy
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Originally Posted by asa
the charm of their loins
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What in fuck?
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# 17
2007-06-29, 20:10
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Argh
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Re: parents + fuckbuddy
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Originally Posted by yoyobek
Nah, I was more concerned as to why she was in the basement.
Mental images of her being chained up, wearing a gimp suit and having a cucumber protruding from her ass whilst she slumbers and drools, here.
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Basements in the United States are usually just like really big living rooms. Quite nice really.
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# 18
2007-06-29, 20:28
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Shakedown Street, usa
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Re: parents + fuckbuddy
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Originally Posted by 256
What in fuck?
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their son
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# 19
2007-06-29, 21:25
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Re: parents + fuckbuddy
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Originally Posted by Uber
Basements in the United States are usually just like really big living rooms. Quite nice really.
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Yeah you fucking americans arent the only ones with basements you know!
Sorry to get tetchy, you're just acting like America is the height of civilization compared to us humble little people in our mud huts.
Fucking borat, what it does to people.
Never mind, not pissed at you. 
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# 20
2007-06-29, 21:31
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Re: parents + fuckbuddy
like said earlier by yoyo, it depends on what you two want. just persuade her to meet up to shut your parents up. They probably wont even remeber that it was the same girl from their basement. |
# 21
2007-06-29, 22:28
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Re: parents + fuckbuddy
Tell your parents shes just a fuck buddy and they will back off.
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# 22
2007-06-29, 22:31
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Germany
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Re: parents + fuckbuddy
Just don't introduce her (?)
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basement
/scary thoughts
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# 23
2007-06-29, 22:38
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Re: parents + fuckbuddy
Get her over. Get her drunk, naked & passed out.
Bring them down & show her to them. Say, "Well, there she is & just the way I like her too!"
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# 24
2007-06-30, 05:54
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Re: parents + fuckbuddy
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Originally Posted by asa
their son
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It's fruit of their loins moron.
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# 25
2007-06-30, 17:29
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Darien CT USA
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Re: parents + fuckbuddy
Yeah, I think I'm just gonna evade it. I don't think she's ever met anyone she's fucking's parents, anyways.
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# 26
2007-06-30, 17:55
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Re: parents + fuckbuddy
Just keep putting them off. Whenever they say they want to meet her, just agree, but never really bring her over to see them.
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# 27
2007-06-30, 18:29
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Re: parents + fuckbuddy
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Originally Posted by genericwittyusername
Yeah see my parents seem to think that sex implies dating. Furthermore, i don't want her to get the wrong impression--although, all said and done, I do want to be more than a fuckbuddy to her. Unfortunately, that's not her modus operandi-we fucked twice before we made out / snogged / hooked up. And I probably wouldn't want to get into it at this point of summer anyways.
Anyways: I don't want her to get weirded out if i seem clingy, and I can't care less what my parents think but they're being rather insistent.
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Everyone here's answered your thread Q enough, I just thought I'd question why you want to be 'more' than fuckbuddies with her? I'm not on some mindless, knuckle-dragging alpha-male-wannabe thing here - relationships are good with the right person. But the fact is that if you fucked twice before you even "made out / snogged / hooked up" - then it'll be that easy for any other man as well. Any relationship will probably only see you get hurt.
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# 28
2007-06-30, 23:38
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Re: parents + fuckbuddy
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Originally Posted by Uber
Basements in the United States are usually just like really big living rooms. Quite nice really.
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Only if you're really rich. Some of us grew up with actual dirt floor basements that flood when it rains...
Entheogenic
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# 29
2007-07-01, 00:50
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in a house
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Re: parents + fuckbuddy
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Originally Posted by yoyobek
Are your parents quite psychopathic, assholish protective people who think that by fucking your shit up and making you unhappy is 'helping' you?
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Mine are.  But my dad doesn't givea fuck if I sex chicks up. He just says, "Wear a raincoat."
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# 30
2007-07-01, 00:57
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in a house
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Re: parents + fuckbuddy
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Originally Posted by Entheogenic
Only if you're really rich. Some of us grew up with actual dirt floor basements that flood when it rains...
Entheogenic
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No, you don't really have to be rich. And a basement that is like a living room is called a finished basement. Mine isn't finished though. But it doesn't matter, because we just use it as a weightroom anyway.
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#31
2007-07-01, 02:57 |
Fascismo 
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Re: parents + fuckbuddy
post pics
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#32
2007-07-01, 03:22 |
moonmeister
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Re: parents + fuckbuddy
Of yer...mom! :p
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#33
2007-07-01, 03:41 |
MOBBNBLUNTED
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Re: parents + fuckbuddy
I live in california and no one I know has a basement.
They dont make houses with basements anymore unless you have your house custom built and you pay for it.
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2007-07-01, 03:43 |
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Re: parents + fuckbuddy
thats why california sux.
washington+oregon ftw
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2007-07-01, 04:06 |
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Re: parents + fuckbuddy
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Originally Posted by ingutted
thats why california sux.
washington+oregon ftw
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Massachusetts FTW! |
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#36
2007-07-01, 08:56 |
I touch myself at night
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Re: parents + fuckbuddy
Post pics of her or this is all bullshit
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