totse.com | Posting Naked Pics/Sex Pix This Forum's 'Rules'.

jackketch · #1 2007-06-29, 13:55

Pictures of You: You may post or link to naked pictures of yourself or videos of you having freaky deaky monkey sex, being anally raped by the seven one legged dwarfs or whatever you want IF you and all protagonists were over the age of 18 when it was taken or filmed.

Obviously I have to take your word for it but if anyone appears under 18 or i am given any reason to suppose they are, then it will be deleted without discussion. No appeal and you will be banned.

REMEMBER ANY PICTURE YOU POST INSTANTLY BECOMES PUBLIC PROPERTY. So think long and hard about it before you post. It is very likely someone will recognise you IRL.

Pictures of Others: We aren't the Mafia, we don't do revenge. She left you? Then quit acting likes some butt hurt pussy, man up and chalk it up to experience. DO NOT post pics of her naked or sucking your sad little cock.

You don't like these rules then go fucking grizzle at Zok.

BASTA!

bored_teen · #2 2007-06-29, 14:01

but jack, everyone knows dwarves don't show up on camera. they're like vampires. except for the blood-sucking and the garlic and shit. so you'd just be posting some sad goatse shit. what's the point???

SnapShot · #3 2007-06-29, 15:21

What about naked gingers?

Zonko · #4 2007-06-29, 15:35

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Originally Posted by bored_teen View Post

but jack, everyone knows dwarves don't show up on camera. they're like vampires. except for the blood-sucking and the garlic and shit.

Totse tested, Zonko approved.

Bean_Doodle · #5 2007-06-29, 16:28

JAck, you said a while ago that you and some other mods were discussing a possible circimvention of the Google indexing of all totse posts.

Any progress?
Or is everything we typed still being stored in a google archive for everyone to study?

SilentMind · #6 2007-06-29, 16:34

This seems more worthy of a sticky then unconformist and his steel condoms.

EDIT: I can spell.

jackketch · #7 2007-06-29, 17:13

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Originally Posted by SilentMind View Post

This seems more worthy of a sticky then unconformist and his steel condoms.

EDIT: I can spell.

It will indeed be stickied but i wanted to leave up the condom question a bit longer as it raised an issue I have never come across.

yoyobek · #8 2007-06-29, 17:16

It's been said before by jackketch, but if you must post pictures of dead babies and the like, please do it through link rather than img tags.
I'm a little less lenient than jackketch when it comes to people deliberately breaking forum rules just for the fun of it.

countdown2chaos · #9 2007-06-29, 21:37

i vote mods go 1st seeing as how no1 has yet?
lolz.

pyrogeek · #10 2007-06-29, 22:23

What about if we are underage, and need to post something since we are curious if it is normal?

If someone posts a naked picture of someone, and they find out. How would that be taken care of? Personally, I don't care if people see me naked. I'm talking about if some hot emo chick sees their picture up here.

needtoknow · #11 2007-06-30, 01:15

^ fucked up

woopsueypigs77 · #12 2007-06-30, 02:54

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Originally Posted by SnapShot View Post

What about naked gingers?

Naked gingers over the age of 18 at that?

fin_de_siecle · #13 2007-06-30, 06:57

testing something

Pilsu · #14 2007-07-02, 03:05

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Originally Posted by pyrogeek View Post

What about if we are underage, and need to post something since we are curious if it is normal?

Then you lie about your age dummy. It's just to protect Totse from kiddie porn charges

jackketch · #15 2007-07-02, 15:07

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Originally Posted by Pilsu View Post

Then you lie about your age dummy. It's just to protect Totse from kiddie porn charges

I have no way of confirming your age and as long as you don't tell me otherwise or the pictures are blantantly of a minor...*cough*

pyrogeek · #16 2007-07-03, 07:12

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Originally Posted by jackketch View Post

I have no way of confirming your age and as long as you don't tell me otherwise or the pictures are blantantly of a minor...*cough*

People are always saying I look like an adult, apparently around 20. I'm turning 18 in about a month.

rocker · #17 2007-07-03, 17:52

Did I miss something or is there a lack of naked flesh out there on the interweb?

What exactly is this thread trying to achieve!

Townsend · #18 2007-07-04, 00:28

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Originally Posted by jackketch View Post

Pictures of You: You may post or link to naked pictures of yourself or videos of you having freaky deaky monkey sex, being anally raped by the seven one legged dwarfs or whatever you want IF you and all protagonists were over the age of 18 when it was taken or filmed.

Obviously I have to take your word for it but if anyone appears under 18 or i am given any reason to suppose they are, then it will be deleted without discussion. No appeal and you will be banned.

REMEMBER ANY PICTURE YOU POST INSTANTLY BECOMES PUBLIC PROPERTY. So think long and hard about it before you post. It is very likely someone will recognise you IRL.

Pictures of Others: We aren't the Mafia, we don't do revenge. She left you? Then quit acting likes some butt hurt pussy, man up and chalk it up to experience. DO NOT post pics of her naked or sucking your sad little cock.

You don't like these rules then go fucking grizzle at Zok.

BASTA!

You are my hero for using the phrase 'butthurt'

KamikazePimp · #19 2007-07-05, 02:26

Is this some kind of trick???

I got naked pix of me & I'm DEF. NOT shy about posting em, but I feel this may be a setup of sorts(no offense to the OP)!

--KP

oc6 · #23 2007-06-29, 22:47

One question. How legal is it for a minor to view said pix?