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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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 #1 
Old 2007-06-29, 07:03
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Default Long haired Jesus?

Why is Jesus so often depicted with long hair?

No where in the bible does it say Jesus had long hair, and Paul who actually saw Jesus and wrote the book of Corinthians had this to say about men with long hair:

1st Corinthians 11:14 (http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=1%20Cor%2011:14&version=31)

"Does not the very nature of things teach you that if a man has long hair, it is a disgrace to him,"
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Old 2007-06-29, 15:46
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It makes him look more natural and holy.

http://ponchorama.com/images/jesushair.jpg

OR

http://www.heart-cry.com/love/Jesus_ws.jpg
 #3 
Old 2007-06-29, 17:16
niohex niohex is offline
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Because it is a natural look?

Assuming they didn't have a local hair dressers back in the day?

People depict Jesus to look the way THEY what him to look. It brings a self comfort.

Had they KNOWN Jesus was a black man, do you think there would be that many Christians today. Somehow i highly doubt it.
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Old 2007-06-29, 18:15
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If Jesus had a mohawk, I'd convert.
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Old 2007-06-29, 20:00
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Cytosine
If Jesus had a mohawk, I'd convert.


he does.
 #6 
Old 2007-06-29, 20:05
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Default Re: Long haired Jesus?

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Originally Posted by niohex
Because it is a natural look?

Assuming they didn't have a local hair dressers back in the day?

People depict Jesus to look the way THEY what him to look. It brings a self comfort.

Had they KNOWN Jesus was a black man, do you think there would be that many Christians today. Somehow i highly doubt it.


He wasn't black he was Jewish. Roll Eyes (Sarcastic)
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Old 2007-06-30, 01:00
alexgmcm alexgmcm is offline
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Originally Posted by 23
It makes him look more natural and holy.

http://ponchorama.com/images/jesushair.jpg

OR

http://www.heart-cry.com/love/Jesus_ws.jpg


Lol, that mohawk is pretty cool looking.. Anyway Jesus looks pretty cool with long hair.. like a hippy, If all the christians were more like Jesus, more like Hippy Jesus then the world would probably be better although it would all be in psychedelic colours and smell of patchouli oil.

Still any Jesus is better than Raptor Jesus right guys?
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/f/f7/RaptorJesus2.jpg
 #8 
Old 2007-06-30, 01:25
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Raptor Jesus! EEK!

That would make a convert outta me, if only by sheer fright.
 #9 
Old 2007-06-30, 01:56
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Originally Posted by AngryFemme
Raptor Jesus! EEK!

That would make a convert outta me, if only by sheer fright.


Our Raptor,
Who art in /h/eaven,
shopped be Thy face;
Thy donations come,
Thy posts be done
in /b/ as it is in /h/eaven.
Give us this day our daily Bridget;
and forgive us our trolling
as we forgive those who troll against us,
and lead us not into faggotry,
but deliver us from /fur/ry.
In the name of the Moot, the Raptor, and the Holy Server,
Amen.
 #10 
Old 2007-06-30, 16:57
Joowz Joowz is offline
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Our Raptor,
Who art in /h/eaven,
shopped be Thy face;
Thy donations come,
Thy posts be done
in /b/ as it is in /h/eaven.
Give us this day our daily Bridget;
and forgive us our trolling
as we forgive those who troll against us,
and lead us not into faggotry,
but deliver us from /fur/ry.
In the name of the Moot, the Raptor, and the Holy Server,
Amen.

GTFO MY INTERNET 4CHAN FAG
 #11 
Old 2007-07-01, 09:52
Syphon Syphon is offline
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Lol, that mohawk is pretty cool looking.. Anyway Jesus looks pretty cool with long hair.. like a hippy, If all the christians were more like Jesus, more like Hippy Jesus then the world would probably be better although it would all be in psychedelic colours and smell of patchouli oil.

Still any Jesus is better than Raptor Jesus right guys?
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/f/f7/RaptorJesus2.jpg

Raptor Jesus ain't got shit on Allah-Saurus.

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f292/Gnorf/AllahSaurus.jpg
 #12 
Old 2007-07-03, 00:07
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I can remember the Armstrong Radio Church Of God brought out a whole pamphlet devoted to 'proving' Jesus had short roman style hair.

More motivated by the American horror of long hair on boys than based on any real theological evidence.

Simple answer is he was observant jew and probably a 'nazerene' (among other things they never cut their hair).
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Old 2007-07-03, 00:37
shitty wok shitty wok is offline
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"Does not the very nature of things teach you that if a man has long hair, it is a disgrace to him,"

No it doesn't
 #14 
Old 2007-07-03, 02:19
socratic socratic is offline
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He wasn't black he was Jewish. Roll Eyes (Sarcastic)

What do Middle Eastern people look like?
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Old 2007-07-03, 05:10
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No it doesn't

Yes it does! Read the bible you stupid hippie.

http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=1%20Cor%2011:14&version=31
 #16 
Old 2007-07-03, 08:34
Hate Crimez Hate Crimez is offline
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Theres a thing called cutting your hair... no one cut their hair back then, simple.
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Old 2007-07-03, 19:05
Uri Uri is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by jackketch
I can remember the Armstrong Radio Church Of God brought out a whole pamphlet devoted to 'proving' Jesus had short roman style hair.

More motivated by the American horror of long hair on boys than based on any real theological evidence.

Simple answer is he was observant jew and probably a 'nazerene' (among other things they never cut their hair).


People always confuse Nazarene with Nazarite, a Nazarene is from Nazareth and is supposed to be a horrible person. A nazarite is a person who doesn't cut his hair as well as never eats or drinks any grape product or touches any dead body or anything else in any way unclean. Jesus couldn't have been a nazarite for several reasons most noatably his predeliction for touching all kinds of lepers and cripples, both definite no-nos and his turning water into wine -not that it was against the rules to turn water into wine just a nazarite wouldn't have anything to do with that.

Unless I'm wrong
 #18 
Old 2007-07-04, 03:45
SafeAsMilk SafeAsMilk is offline
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It's all conjecture. People guess what he looked like, but no one really knows.
You know, they didn't have cameras back then.
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Old 2007-07-04, 05:17
shitty wok shitty wok is offline
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Yes it does! Read the bible you stupid hippie.

http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=1%20Cor%2011:14&version=31

Ummmm, why should I base my morality on a book of fiction? It seems that the tale of Atlantis and the stories in the New Testament are equally likely.
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Old 2007-07-04, 05:41
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Ummmm, why should I base my morality on a book of fiction? It seems that the tale of Atlantis and the stories in the New Testament are equally likely.

You're a fool.
 #21 
Old 2007-07-04, 22:09
shitty wok shitty wok is offline
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You're a fool.

Sorry, a fool is someone who believes in unproven claims of talking snakes and donkeys, proverbial incest, death by stoning and rib-women.
 #22 
Old 2007-07-04, 22:58
socratic socratic is offline
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Ummmm, why should I base my morality on a book of fiction? It seems that the tale of Atlantis and the stories in the New Testament are equally likely.

Not true, actually. Plato was the first source on Atlantis, a far more reputable and trustworthy man than a guy who knew a guy who knew an apostle.
 #23 
Old 2007-07-05, 03:48
Ryan06171 Ryan06171 is offline
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Who knows? maybe jesus had a short back and sides with some shade to match his robes?
 #24 
Old 2007-07-05, 04:14
shitty wok shitty wok is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ryan06171
Who knows? maybe jesus had a short back and sides with some shade to match his robes?


My votes on mullet,
 #25 
Old 2007-07-05, 12:16
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dodging the rain and tractors
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People always confuse Nazarene with Nazarite, a Nazarene is from Nazareth and is supposed to be a horrible person. A nazarite is a person who doesn't cut his hair as well as never eats or drinks any grape product or touches any dead body or anything else in any way unclean. Jesus couldn't have been a nazarite for several reasons most noatably his predeliction for touching all kinds of lepers and cripples, both definite no-nos and his turning water into wine -not that it was against the rules to turn water into wine just a nazarite wouldn't have anything to do with that.

Unless I'm wrong

Uhm as Nazareth didn't exist (as far as we know) at the time of Jesus it probably makes little difference which term is used. More correct would be to use one of the hebrew terms like Nasor (? the hebrew scholars can pick me up on that one).
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Old 2007-07-13, 02:00
Uri Uri is offline
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Uhm as Nazareth didn't exist (as far as we know) at the time of Jesus it probably makes little difference which term is used. More correct would be to use one of the hebrew terms like Nasor (? the hebrew scholars can pick me up on that one).

Well, as long as he's Jesus of Nazareth i'm sticking my guns to it existing at that time. Also, would you care to define nasor>
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Old 2007-07-13, 19:10
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Because he was a fucking tree-hugging, hempen-clothed, rarely-bathed hippy. And he smelled like patchouli.
 #28 
Old 2007-07-14, 04:46
ChildOfRebellion ChildOfRebellion is offline
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i take it from the bible that Jesus was considered some sort of rebel against the church and the norm(love your enemy, share, dont be a bitch, ect.) So... he probly had long hair to defy the church, but he didnt seem too against roman rule, just against inhumanity on their part, so he might have had short hair. So until the time machine is invented we wont know.



p.s. take pics
 #29 
Old 2007-07-14, 06:20
violent_outbreak violent_outbreak is offline
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Guys my theory is that jesus was the first sex symbol... so he would of had long hair....
 #30 
Old 2007-07-14, 06:48
BlackEagle67 BlackEagle67 is offline
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When people ask me why I have long hair(or just tell me I need to get my hair cut) I just say, Im just bein like da man JESUS!!! Redneck says mkay. I leave confident I just changed a rednecks outlook at modern people. well...thats it.

BWAHAHAHAHA SHEMHAMFORASH HAIL SATAN 666 uh...SOMETHIN ABOUT THE BAPHOMET!!!

YEA!!! s4t4/\/ RUL3ZORZ

sorry had to do that. now Im off to murder some babies in a tubesock.
 #31 
Old 2007-07-15, 07:01
karma_sleeper karma_sleeper is offline
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I like my long hair. I will keep it for now.

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